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Sisters of Eve Uni-boob Armor for Women

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#61 - 2016-03-15 00:15:49 UTC
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
Terminal Insanity wrote:

^ obviously huge breasts


They're real, and they're fabulous.




Huge-breasted vulgarian?
Galaxxis
Unicorn Rampage
#62 - 2016-03-15 01:12:28 UTC
Memphis Baas wrote:
Galaxxis wrote:
I would like to see what this armor looks like on an actual female character.

Here you go.


Yes thank you Memphis! I've seen it on a couple people now, and it always makes them look flat as a board. She still looks pretty cool though.
Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#63 - 2016-03-15 02:51:31 UTC
Galaxxis wrote:
Memphis Baas wrote:
Galaxxis wrote:
I would like to see what this armor looks like on an actual female character.

Here you go.


Yes thank you Memphis! I've seen it on a couple people now, and it always makes them look flat as a board. She still looks pretty cool though.


At least the breasts won't get in the way when the shooting actually starts. No uncomfortable bounce while sprinting, leaping and power-sliding from cover to cover.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Jenshae Chiroptera
#64 - 2016-03-15 07:13:14 UTC
Oh yes!

I must spend money on protecting my worthless meat sack!

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#65 - 2016-03-15 07:31:06 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
Terminal Insanity wrote:

^ obviously huge breasts


They're real, and they're fabulous.




Huge-breasted vulgarian?


Vulgarian? That reminds me of...

Spanish vulgarisms on the matter:

"Teta que no llena la mano, no es teta, es grano"
"Teta que la mano no cubre, no es teta, es ubre"


Now before Google tries to translate that, I will translate them a non-idiomatic way. The first means "if the boob doesn't fills your hand, it's not a boob, but a pimple". The second means "if your hand can't cover the boob, it's not a boob, it's an udder" (meaning a cow udder).

I've always find interesting that Spanish haves not one but two vulgar idioms to mean that the perfect size of the breast is that which fits to the hand of a man, neither smaller nor larger.

And now, what was this thread about...? Lol
Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#66 - 2016-03-15 07:43:36 UTC
Last I heard, female body armor in Iraq and Afghanistan looks the same as male body armor. Don't see any "pyramids" on the battlefield stopping bullets.

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier

Galaxxis
Unicorn Rampage
#67 - 2016-03-15 08:15:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Galaxxis
Alright, let's see how it looks.

normal clothes
SoE armor
front
back

I mean, it's really not as bad as I thought it would be. Still pretty constricted though.
Yarosara Ruil
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#68 - 2016-03-15 10:44:17 UTC
Every time I think of the Gallente dropsuits and just how curvy they were on females. Ugh...

At least the Commando suits were gender neutral.
Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#69 - 2016-03-15 11:17:35 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Every time I think of the Gallente dropsuits and just how curvy they were on females. Ugh...

At least the Commando suits were gender neutral.


They are Gallente.

Even the soldiers are mandated to strut their stuff at all times.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#70 - 2016-03-15 11:27:24 UTC
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
#71 - 2016-03-15 12:41:00 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Every time I think of the Gallente dropsuits and just how curvy they were on females. Ugh...

At least the Commando suits were gender neutral.



Did you _see_ the complaints, when there was only one gender of dropsuit?

Completely ignoring the fact that they're disposable clones, constructed just for fighting. (Clones in Eve aren't made from a copy of your DNA. They're not _your_ clones Big smile) The male body is better suited for muscle (yay, testosterone. makes building muscle so much easier.)

Woo! CSM XI!

Fuzzwork Enterprises

Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter

Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
#72 - 2016-03-15 13:03:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Nana Skalski
Steve Ronuken wrote:
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Every time I think of the Gallente dropsuits and just how curvy they were on females. Ugh...

At least the Commando suits were gender neutral.



Did you _see_ the complaints, when there was only one gender of dropsuit?

Completely ignoring the fact that they're disposable clones, constructed just for fighting. (Clones in Eve aren't made from a copy of your DNA. They're not _your_ clones Big smile) The male body is better suited for muscle (yay, testosterone. makes building muscle so much easier.)

If only muscle would win the war...

Sun Tzu wrote:
The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.

Probably with boobs.
Lord Ra
Sicarius.
Intergalactic Space Hobos
#73 - 2016-03-15 13:59:07 UTC
Pyramid boobs better than no boobs
Tristan Agion
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#74 - 2016-03-15 18:47:54 UTC
Galaxxis wrote:
Alright, let's see how it looks.
normal clothes
SoE armor
front
back
I mean, it's really not as bad as I thought it would be. Still pretty constricted though.

Frankly, this looks like EVE women have a large single boob in the lower middle of their chest? It's basically a push-down bra...
Hibbe
Doomheim
#75 - 2016-03-15 19:51:24 UTC
Galaxxis wrote:
Alright seriously, what the hell were you guys thinking? I was looking forward to getting this armor so I could wear it while I fly around in my awesome SoE ships. And then I noticed that the chest is a pyramid. Have you guys ever seen a girl before? Because we aren't built like that!


I dunno....Kinda think girls look hawt in pyramids
May'n Nome
Hateful Intent
Triumvirate.
#76 - 2016-03-15 20:00:46 UTC  |  Edited by: May'n Nome
I just love the replies regarding how we are arguing about this armor. I've yet to see it myself in person or on me. Lol

Hibbe wrote:
Galaxxis wrote:
Alright seriously, what the hell were you guys thinking? I was looking forward to getting this armor so I could wear it while I fly around in my awesome SoE ships. And then I noticed that the chest is a pyramid. Have you guys ever seen a girl before? Because we aren't built like that!


I dunno....Kinda think girls look hawt in pyramids


Your wish is my command!Lol
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ee/25/52/ee2552aa88b13a0bea8ce38211367641.jpg

"Threefold is the time's pace: the future comes not in haste, the present is gone arrow fast, eternally still remains the past."

Galaxxis
Unicorn Rampage
#77 - 2016-03-15 21:05:58 UTC


Alright, that's just next-level crazy. And you're giving CCP more ideas for weird pyramid armor!!!
May'n Nome
Hateful Intent
Triumvirate.
#78 - 2016-03-15 21:54:40 UTC
Galaxxis wrote:


Alright, that's just next-level crazy. And you're giving CCP more ideas for weird pyramid armor!!!


Sure why not!Cool

While we are at it...

http://i.imgur.com/VYjU7.jpg

Big smileLol

The Next Generation in SoE armor!

"Threefold is the time's pace: the future comes not in haste, the present is gone arrow fast, eternally still remains the past."

Devil's Call
Social safety
#79 - 2016-03-16 14:11:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Devil's Call
So where can I get me one of those armors? Edit: nvm, found it.
Elmund Egivand
Sebestacny Circle
#80 - 2016-03-17 01:57:41 UTC
May'n Nome wrote:
Galaxxis wrote:


Alright, that's just next-level crazy. And you're giving CCP more ideas for weird pyramid armor!!!


Sure why not!Cool

While we are at it...

http://i.imgur.com/VYjU7.jpg

Big smileLol

The Next Generation in SoE armor!


SOE's Mahou Shoujo program has borne fruit!

They found a way to downsize a Doomsday Device (the much rumoured Befriender) to the size of a staff!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.