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"You are cordially invited to an intimate soirée in Providence."

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Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#1 - 2012-01-11 18:21:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
EDIT: This event has been postponed due to operational commitments elsewhere.

Quote:
Providence—

My name is Lyris, "Chronicles of Narnia," commonly styled as the intrepid Sky Captain of Your Heart, erstwhile residing in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet DOT Com. I speak to you today as a herald of the GoonWaffe corporation, executor and Very Important Space Group among the Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets, the same being the Most Important Space Group among the Clusterfuck Coalition of Deklein and its surrounding commonwealth; today, I announce to the People of Providence, and those whom would deign to be in or near Providence, that You are cordially invited to an intimate soirée to be held in Providence this weekend. Setting forth from the Branch Region, with the intent of trekking through Deklein, Querious and Catch, our party shall arrive in Providence for the stated purpose of rendering honours to the Fourth District alliance and the Curatores Veritatis Alliance's Great Golden Fleet. It is with great esteem and forbearance that I entreat all who may read this to be on their very best behavior, with the hope that this momentous day shall be marked with friendship, joy, and festivity.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2012-01-11 18:29:36 UTC
Amarr Victor

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Esan Vartesa
Samarkand Financial
#3 - 2012-01-11 18:50:59 UTC
Esan, looking exhausted, reads through this particular IGS recording, and suddenly breaks into the heartiest laugh he's had in months.

Then he changes the channel.
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#4 - 2012-01-11 18:52:10 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Providence—

My name is Lyris, "Chronicles of Narnia," commonly styled as the intrepid Sky Captain of Your Heart, erstwhile residing in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet DOT Com. I speak to you today as a herald of the GoonWaffe corporation, executor and Very Important Space Group among the Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets, the same being the Most Important Space Group among the Clusterfuck Coalition of Deklein and its surrounding commonwealth; today, I announce to the People of Providence, and those whom would deign to be in or near Providence, that You are cordially invited to an intimate soirée to be held in Providence this weekend. Setting forth from the Branch Region, with the intent of trekking through Deklein, Querious and Catch, our party shall arrive in Providence for the stated purpose of rendering honours to the Fourth District alliance and the Curatores Veritatis Alliance's Great Golden Fleet. It is with great esteem and forbearance that I entreat all who may read this to be on their very best behavior, with the hope that this momentous day shall be marked with friendship, joy, and festivity.




So....

Is it Crash, or Bluepill?

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....

Lyn Farel
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#5 - 2012-01-11 19:35:35 UTC
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Providence—

My name is Lyris, "Chronicles of Narnia," commonly styled as the intrepid Sky Captain of Your Heart, erstwhile residing in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet DOT Com. I speak to you today as a herald of the GoonWaffe corporation, executor and Very Important Space Group among the Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets, the same being the Most Important Space Group among the Clusterfuck Coalition of Deklein and its surrounding commonwealth; today, I announce to the People of Providence, and those whom would deign to be in or near Providence, that You are cordially invited to an intimate soirée to be held in Providence this weekend. Setting forth from the Branch Region, with the intent of trekking through Deklein, Querious and Catch, our party shall arrive in Providence for the stated purpose of rendering honours to the Fourth District alliance and the Curatores Veritatis Alliance's Great Golden Fleet. It is with great esteem and forbearance that I entreat all who may read this to be on their very best behavior, with the hope that this momentous day shall be marked with friendship, joy, and festivity.




So....

Is it Crash, or Bluepill?


Even if I am curious too, does it matter eventually ?
Astrid Stjerna
Sebiestor Tribe
#6 - 2012-01-11 19:38:10 UTC
Lyn Farel wrote:
Astrid Stjerna wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Providence—

My name is Lyris, "Chronicles of Narnia," commonly styled as the intrepid Sky Captain of Your Heart, erstwhile residing in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet DOT Com. I speak to you today as a herald of the GoonWaffe corporation, executor and Very Important Space Group among the Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets, the same being the Most Important Space Group among the Clusterfuck Coalition of Deklein and its surrounding commonwealth; today, I announce to the People of Providence, and those whom would deign to be in or near Providence, that You are cordially invited to an intimate soirée to be held in Providence this weekend. Setting forth from the Branch Region, with the intent of trekking through Deklein, Querious and Catch, our party shall arrive in Providence for the stated purpose of rendering honours to the Fourth District alliance and the Curatores Veritatis Alliance's Great Golden Fleet. It is with great esteem and forbearance that I entreat all who may read this to be on their very best behavior, with the hope that this momentous day shall be marked with friendship, joy, and festivity.




So....

Is it Crash, or Bluepill?


Even if I am curious too, does it matter eventually ?


Well, whatever created that word salad, it looks like it's one hell of a ride...

I can't get rid of my darn signature!  Oh, wait....

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#7 - 2012-01-11 20:20:13 UTC
My sincere apologies that my four-sentence paragraph was confusing.

Here's a more concise version: "Some mates and I will come roaming through Providence this weekend."

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#8 - 2012-01-11 20:26:14 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Providence—

My name is Lyris, "Chronicles of Narnia," commonly styled as the intrepid Sky Captain of Your Heart, erstwhile residing in the World of Tomorrow's Goonfleet DOT Com. I speak to you today as a herald of the GoonWaffe corporation, executor and Very Important Space Group among the Goonswarm Federation of Space Planets, the same being the Most Important Space Group among the Clusterfuck Coalition of Deklein and its surrounding commonwealth; today, I announce to the People of Providence, and those whom would deign to be in or near Providence, that You are cordially invited to an intimate soirée to be held in Providence this weekend. Setting forth from the Branch Region, with the intent of trekking through Deklein, Querious and Catch, our party shall arrive in Providence for the stated purpose of rendering honours to the Fourth District alliance and the Curatores Veritatis Alliance's Great Golden Fleet. It is with great esteem and forbearance that I entreat all who may read this to be on their very best behavior, with the hope that this momentous day shall be marked with friendship, joy, and festivity.



Duuuude that's some good stuff you have there duuude.

Have fun.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

Akrasjel Lanate
Lanate Industries
#9 - 2012-01-11 20:38:56 UTC
Shouldn't you be hiting in Raiden. after conquering Branch.

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#10 - 2012-01-11 20:43:19 UTC
Akrasjel Lanate wrote:
Shouldn't you be hiting in Raiden. after conquering Branch.

I had nothing to do with the conquest of Branch, for I am but a lowly Sky Captain and not a big red boat.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Katrina Oniseki
Oniseki-Raata Internal Watch
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#11 - 2012-01-11 20:50:06 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
My sincere apologies that my four-sentence paragraph was confusing.

Here's a more concise version: "Some mates and I will come roaming through Providence this weekend."


I believe they were referring to your unnecessarily verbose writing style, or so it appears.

While it looks like a wall of text (which you and your own should be familiar with complaining about), it's actually not so bad. I gave it a read through, and it seems fine enough to me.

Anyways, I have to ask... based on TEST and Goons' reputation... do you intend to go down to Provi to fight CVA & Fourth District?

TL;DR

I have italicized the relevant question.

Katrina Oniseki

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#12 - 2012-01-11 20:52:23 UTC
Katrina Oniseki wrote:

I believe they were referring to your unnecessarily verbose writing style, or so it appears.


Actually we Minmatar can't read big words without exerting an unusual amount of effort, and none of us really cared enough to.

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#13 - 2012-01-11 20:53:59 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:

I believe they were referring to your unnecessarily verbose writing style, or so it appears.


Actually we Minmatar can't read big words without exerting an unusual amount of effort, and none of us really cared enough to.

The important thing to take away from this is that there will be explosions, and that you can help.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#14 - 2012-01-11 20:55:23 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Katrina Oniseki wrote:

I believe they were referring to your unnecessarily verbose writing style, or so it appears.


Actually we Minmatar can't read big words without exerting an unusual amount of effort, and none of us really cared enough to.

The important thing to take away from this is that there will be explosions, and that you can help.


Er... by providing material to be exploded, or by providing the act of exploding other things?

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#15 - 2012-01-11 20:55:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Lyris Nairn
Katrina Oniseki wrote:

Anyways, I have to ask... based on TEST and Goons' reputation... do you intend to go down to Provi to fight CVA & Fourth District?

Our organisations have no standings whatsoever with Curatores Veritatis Alliance, or with the Fourth District, so we shall engage them should they bring a fleet to fight us; but, in the same vein, we have no standings whatsoever with Curatores Veritatis Alliance, or with the Fourth District, so we have no intention of engaging in a prolonged engagement or series of engagements with them. To that end, I shall be submitting our exact flight plan along the appropriate channels for those Powers That Be to do with as they will; it is, after all, their space, ne?

e: I personally am interested in merely visiting some old acquaintances whom now fly different colours.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
#16 - 2012-01-11 20:59:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Petrus Blackshell
Lyris Nairn wrote:

Our organisations have no standings whatsoever with Curatores Veritatis Alliance,


False. Goonswarm is red, and TEST is red.

(I hate these forums and their improper parsing of BBCode)

Accidentally The Whole Frigate - For-newbies blog (currently on pause)

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#17 - 2012-01-11 21:03:59 UTC
Petrus Blackshell wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:

Our organisations have no standings whatsoever with Curatores Veritatis Alliance,


False. Goonswarm is red, and TEST is red.

(I hate these forums and their improper parsing of BBCode)

Ah. Allow me to rephrase, then: those organisations have no standings with our organisations.

Our being red does tend to complicate matters, though I shall leave it to the Golden Fleet to engage us or not at its discretion, and without disparaging remark towards either option.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

Reddit: lyris_nairn Skype: lyris.nairn Twitter: @lyris_nairn

Koronakesh
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
#18 - 2012-01-11 22:55:00 UTC
Only good things can possibly come from this.

SASPR Amir al-Mu'minin

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
#19 - 2012-01-12 00:11:01 UTC
Looking forward to this momentous occasion.

Doubtless there will be much honoure to be gained in our discourses in future.

Triggered by: Wars of Sovless Agression, Bending the Knee, Twisting the Knife, Eating Sov Wheaties, Bombless Bombers, Fizzlesov, Interceptor Fleets, Running Away, GhostTime Vuln, Renters, Bombs, Bubbles ?

Garion Avarr
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#20 - 2012-01-12 07:26:16 UTC
I am sure that this will most certainly be interesting.

Goons are red to us. So are a lot of other people, that goes with being NRDS, and does not always mean that one is an enemy. If diplomats are talked to, I would imagine that things can be worked out peacefully for at least the day -- civility is a virtue to us.

I have made sure that the leadership and diplomats are aware of this.

I have a prior engagement stationside most of the weekend, but should I be around when you visit, I do look forward to your visit to our space.
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