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Ameriya
Doomheim
#21 - 2016-03-01 23:04:55 UTC
What does celibate even mean?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2016-03-02 03:49:08 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
What does celibate even mean?


It means 'having sworn off all sexual contact, up to and including marriage'.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Satja Askariin
Adamantine Tactical Acquisitions
#23 - 2016-03-02 06:38:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Satja Askariin
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Ameriya wrote:
What does celibate even mean?


It means 'having sworn off all sexual contact, up to and including marriage'.


I suppose everyone has their reasons but it seems a shame to not experience some of the fun parts of life.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#24 - 2016-03-02 07:53:27 UTC
Once you turn sixty sex starts getting really overrated.

Been there, accidentally erotically asphyxiated three Achuran interns, done that.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Utari Onzo
Escalated.
OnlyFleets.
#25 - 2016-03-02 07:57:52 UTC
Face. Desk.

"Face the enemy as a solid wall For faith is your armor And through it, the enemy will find no breach Wrap your arms around the enemy For faith is your fire And with it, burn away his evil"
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#26 - 2016-03-02 08:59:16 UTC
Utari Onzo wrote:
Face. Desk.


I'm not sorry.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Morgan Wulver
SAYR Reserve Guard
SAYR Galactic
#27 - 2016-03-02 09:05:59 UTC
As long as there's an open bar and the people present are actually concerned over science rather than hitting on each other then I just might attend this event.

Oh, eh... Odd question, does this event allow pets?

Kirjuun! Uakan! Teknikiara! Kanpai kameitsamuu! Ra ra ra!
Ameriya
Doomheim
#28 - 2016-03-02 13:58:32 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Been there, accidentally erotically asphyxiated three Achuran interns, done that.

That's kind of hot. You had back up clones for them, right?
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#29 - 2016-03-02 17:02:00 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Been there, accidentally erotically asphyxiated three Achuran interns, done that.

That's kind of hot. You had back up clones for them, right?

You think that if it makes you feel happier.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#30 - 2016-03-02 17:24:33 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Ameriya wrote:
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Been there, accidentally erotically asphyxiated three Achuran interns, done that.

That's kind of hot. You had back up clones for them, right?

You think that if it makes you feel happier.


... okay, this is a weird thing to say, but--

Can people, I don't know, maybe, possibly, not use us as disposable sex toys? It's not like there are a lot of us around.

(Not that it would make it okay if there were.)
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#31 - 2016-03-02 23:16:30 UTC
Actually, they were asphyxiated when a bulkhead compartment was accidentally flooded with halogen gas when a pressurized plasma-reactant line was breached during a fight.

I don't know about them, but I felt it was erotic. No sex involved at all.

Then again, I find a lot of combat deeply arousing and satisfying. Especially when you get a solid reactor breach and that breath across the skin as the dying plasma hits the shields. Mmm, I shiver in anticipation just thinking about it.

What a time to be alive and a capsuleer.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Ameriya
Doomheim
#32 - 2016-03-03 01:28:12 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Can people, I don't know, maybe, possibly, not use us as disposable sex toys? It's not like there are a lot of us around.
Is this actually a thing? People using Achurans as disposable sex toys. I mean, I won't judge if she's into it. Gods know I've woken up in a cloning vat a few times.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2016-03-03 01:50:46 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Can people, I don't know, maybe, possibly, not use us as disposable sex toys? It's not like there are a lot of us around.
Is this actually a thing? People using Achurans as disposable sex toys. I mean, I won't judge if she's into it. Gods know I've woken up in a cloning vat a few times.


So, people snuck into your pod and did unspeakably sensual things to your vegetable body until it breaks?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#34 - 2016-03-03 02:18:05 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Can people, I don't know, maybe, possibly, not use us as disposable sex toys? It's not like there are a lot of us around.
Is this actually a thing? People using Achurans as disposable sex toys. I mean, I won't judge if she's into it. Gods know I've woken up in a cloning vat a few times.


Oh, gods.

Okay, so-- one, no, Veiki-related misadventures aside, it's not. At least, I hope not.

Two ...

... yeah. No, sorry, not going to go into this. I already feel like I ought to bleach my brain.
Ameriya
Doomheim
#35 - 2016-03-03 02:25:45 UTC
What does Veiki do?
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#36 - 2016-03-03 02:33:55 UTC
Ameriya wrote:
What does Veiki do?


Kill people, mostly. And apparently enjoy it in weird ways.
Veikitamo Gesakaarin
Doomheim
#37 - 2016-03-03 05:54:06 UTC
I don't actually kill people.

It's usually the bullets that kill people. Or the high-explosives. Or the vacuum. Or the lasers flash vaporizing all the water content in their bodies until they look like a dehydrated microwave dinner left on bake too long.

Those are the real monsters. I'm just an innocent end-user following the instruction manuals. Not my fault if people then die accidentally on purpose.

Kurilaivonen|Concern
Ameriya
Doomheim
#38 - 2016-03-03 08:08:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Ameriya
Hey, if someone's into that, then that's okay. I know a few girls with the whole dying for love fetish. It can be expensive, though. Clone prices add up. I even knew one or two that went through with it for real, no back up. Sad, yes, but it's their life and their choice.
If Mistress died, I would probably follow her without hesitation.
Aldrith Shutaq
Atash e Sarum Vanguard
#39 - 2016-03-03 22:03:15 UTC
Heathens...

Aldrith Ter'neth Shutaq Newelle

Fleet Captain of the Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris

Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade

Lord Consort of Lady Mitara Newelle, Champion of House Sarum and Holder of Damnidios Para'nashu
Jev North
Doomheim
#40 - 2016-03-03 23:06:56 UTC
Veikitamo Gesakaarin wrote:
Been there, accidentally erotically asphyxiated three Achuran interns, done that.

The bad is you attempting humor. The worse is the attempt being limited to the word "accidentally."

Even though our love is cruel; even though our stars are crossed.