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X-POD - The most fun you will ever have!

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That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2016-01-18 20:36:06 UTC  |  Edited by: That Guy Preddz
This is a Public Service Announcement.

I remember when I first joined XPOD, at first, it was all in good fun. We'd hang out, talk on comms. And just as I felt that we were really connecting, They offered me....a Roam.

I've always been told that roams are a gateway drug, but I figured, hey, everyone else is doing it, I just wanna be popular. Pretty soon, we were hitting Roams four times a week, none of us could stop. The dank killmails, the hilarious bantz. We wanted more, we began....experimenting.

We'd make up these doctrines that made no sense, but in our pursuit of the high that is "Fun", we made these doctrines that involve putting Multispecs on everything, even Vexors and Myrmidons!

And now we're doing some of the harshest Fun i've ever done. Black Ops. At first, it was exciting, in a sexual way. Now we're Black OPs Addicts, we can't stop. We're always on comms, we're always laughing, oh, so much laughing.

And it all started. With a single Roam.



This is a true testimonial.

This is a paid for advertisment by the Saxonite Mustachioed Secret Police bringing to light the Dangers of XPOD.


  • They offer freqeuent Roams.

  • Hilarious comms.

  • Youtube videos.

  • Black Ops operations.

  • inhumane banter.

  • Mustaches.


Please join our recruitment channel 'X-POD Lounge' for more information.


Please, think twice before trading in your boring existence for a life of fun in XPOD.
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2016-01-19 18:45:19 UTC
Daily Bump, recruitment still open!!
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2016-01-20 21:03:31 UTC
Another Bump, please join us. We are lonely.
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2016-01-22 17:51:13 UTC
Oh god, missed a bump. Here we go again.
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#5 - 2016-01-23 18:09:39 UTC
Daily Bump, still recruiting
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2016-01-26 19:24:18 UTC
Bumpity Bump
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2016-01-27 21:19:52 UTC
Daily bump, still recruiting
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2016-01-28 21:03:01 UTC
Another bump I guess....
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2016-01-31 16:50:21 UTC
Bumpy Bump - Still recruiting.
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2016-02-01 22:53:54 UTC
Daily Bump - still recruiting
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2016-02-03 18:27:11 UTC
Daily Bump. still recruiting
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#12 - 2016-02-04 22:57:02 UTC
Bumpy Bump
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2016-02-10 00:26:43 UTC
Buuuuuump - Still recruiting
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2016-02-28 22:34:14 UTC
Daily Bump, still recruiting!
That Guy Preddz
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2016-03-12 22:14:23 UTC
Boop - still recruiting
Beast 667
Pod Goo Extraction Agency
#16 - 2016-03-29 13:59:51 UTC
Bump
Beast 667
Pod Goo Extraction Agency
#17 - 2016-04-12 19:05:42 UTC
That Guy Preddz wrote:
Daily Bump, still recruiting!


uhm, bi-weekly bump?