Intergalactic Summit

Hello Summit!

As stated, I'm a cutesy Guristas science person, and I'm in need of a test subject for a dubiously unethical yet perfectly safe science project!

After a really, really, really long period of scientific retrospection, I've finally hit the pinnacle of my research, but I've hit a snag. I have no one to test my super duper science on! Which is both sad and terrible, since I used to have Mister Borkstar for that but he went on to become a Jove hybrid monstrosity thing with the research he stole from me, which is also terrible in itself by the way! That bastard!

And I don't feel like asking Mister Nauplius for slaves to experiment on, since that irks most people. For some reason.

Project Papillon Heart is the culmination of years of research in genetic hybridization, cybernetics. psycho-dynamics and infomorph manipulation, and follows both the advancements made by Project Heart Ribbon and Project Monarch Wing in recent time. Its purpose is to produce the ultimate soldier that will make the Templar look underwhelming in comparison!

A protoype blank clone is ready to receive an infomorph upload and most of the tests will be preformed to ensure compatibility with the experimental technology. After that step is complete, more tests will be required to streamline the upload process and integrate the implants and cybernetics seamlessly. This will be a very painful process and pain suppressors will be dispensed sparingly! No seriously, it hurts like heck, I've tested it myself. It's like being pricked with needles everywhere! Even in places you didn't know they exist! Do not recommend!

The ideal candidate needs to be a capsuleer, with no wrinkles or crow's feet, and can't have gone through cloning procedures for more than three times! This is essential for my testings and experiments that require a ppQ of at least 0.800 points! Hand-to-hand combat experience, long standing military service and undying loyalty to just causes (that can and will be subverted by mental reconditioning) are pluses that will ensure your selection to the project! No background check will be required!

As for payment, I can't offer an ISK reward for this service since I'm super space poor, but I do have corporate arrangements with several cloning agencies that make up for that! The lucky candidate I experiment on will be able to keep their physical and mental augmentations free of charge, and those can be included in future cloning contracts they celebrate! Ain't that convenient? Also, if you lose your body afterwards, make arrangements with your would be killer so he can give your corpse back. Those implants are expensive you know!

Candidates can and should express interest bellow so we can discuss the arrangements.

Thank you in advance!

Disclaimer: There's the slight probability the experiments will make you crazy. Crazy smart that is!

At first we had an idea to offer you a necris soldier as a volunteer. It feels no pain, it's perfectly strong and it can't die. For a reason.

But then we realized that you probably could not resist from desire to examine Nanoblack host and Nanoblack itself if you could put your itchy hands on it. Effects may be quite unpredictable.

Disallowing dumb people near your research is going to hinder your search for a test subject.

With the right atitude, everything is possible!

And with the right chemical persuaders that help me snag a proper test subject! Is it still considered kidnapping if I force the test subject to sign the consent form?

Darn it!

How will I ever make the ultimate soldier without test subjects?!

Because everyone and their mother in the Guristas R&D Division is making one and I want to get in on that action!


This is supposed to be a secret but the whole "ultimate soldier" thing is a sham. What I'm actually trying to test is a mind control viral infomorph that takes over the host and transforms him into a loyal Guristas agent in a jacked cybernetic body. You know, kinda what Mister Borkstar did, only better, more effective and side effect free!

But that's super classified, so don't go around talk about this to anyone, okay?!

You had my interest until you said it was some super soldier thing, what can I say I'm no soldier....

Naa.... I just don't wanna be a soldier, too much running.

Heh I wanted to work on ships to AVOID the joys I got a taste of in the RMS, flying a ship thankfully involves floating in the goo instead of running around a ship. As far as staying in shape, lets be honest.... I'm a tackle pilot mainly, why stay in shape if the inevitable is going to reset me back into shape for me? Only thing that changes is my facial tattoos depending on how I'm feeling when I get my image captured.

She makes people mad. That's adorable.


According to your kill reports, you will never have any.