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An Idiot's Guide to Minmatar Religion and History
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Taunrich Kaufmann
Hykkota-Kaufmann Foundaries LLC
#41 - 2016-01-09 14:51:33 UTC
Is this the sequel to Pax Amarria? 10/10.

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Ember Kilravok
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#42 - 2016-01-09 19:37:29 UTC
Firstly, it takes a lot of genius and discipline to discover a way to create a functional spaceship out of mud and sticks. You might ridicule us, but that is only the jealousy born from your lack of scientific comprehension.

Secondly, that text was clearly written by Ammaarr slavers. Necst thyme, ask one of the Tribes to write it. That way at least, there would be less spelling mistakes.

Thirdly, and a further proof that this was written by an Ammaar, or your parents, had ever taken the time to take a break from forcing your rotten mushroom based delusions onto others and at least once took to non-mathematical multiplication, they certainly would have taught you, there truly is nothing better than reproduction.

~More than forty-four thousand worlds spinnin' about in the galaxy, and the meek have inherited not a one.~ ~Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.~
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#43 - 2016-01-09 21:12:18 UTC
Ember Kilravok wrote:
Firstly, it takes a lot of genius and discipline to discover a way to create a functional spaceship out of mud and sticks. You might ridicule us, but that is only the jealousy born from your lack of scientific comprehension.

Secondly, that text was clearly written by Ammaarr slavers. Necst thyme, ask one of the Tribes to write it. That way at least, there would be less spelling mistakes.A Sani Sabik, It was written by a blooder.

Thirdly, and a further proof that this was written by an Ammaar, or your parents, had ever taken the time to take a break from forcing your rotten mushroom based delusions onto others and at least once took to non-mathematical multiplication, they certainly would have taught you, there truly is nothing better than reproduction.


Fixed it for ya!

The other points I fully agree with.
Ember Kilravok
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#44 - 2016-01-09 22:12:58 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:

Fixed it for ya!

The other points I fully agree with.


Cheers, much appreciated.

~More than forty-four thousand worlds spinnin' about in the galaxy, and the meek have inherited not a one.~ ~Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.~
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#45 - 2016-01-09 22:47:29 UTC
Ember Kilravok wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:

Fixed it for ya!

The other points I fully agree with.


Cheers, much appreciated.


No problem, glad I could help!
Yatolila Koskanaiken
Nagles Capital Management
#46 - 2016-01-10 12:43:16 UTC
Ember Kilravok wrote:
Firstly, it takes a lot of genius and discipline to discover a way to create a functional spaceship out of mud and sticks. You might ridicule us, but that is only the jealousy born from your lack of scientific comprehension.

Secondly, that text was clearly written by Ammaarr slavers. Necst thyme, ask one of the Tribes to write it. That way at least, there would be less spelling mistakes.

Thirdly, and a further proof that this was written by an Ammaar, or your parents, had ever taken the time to take a break from forcing your rotten mushroom based delusions onto others and at least once took to non-mathematical multiplication, they certainly would have taught you, there truly is nothing better than reproduction.


It's always pleasant to see such a charming ambassador for a race. Less spelling mistakes, indeed.
morion
Lighting Build
#47 - 2016-01-10 13:03:24 UTC  |  Edited by: morion
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morion
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#48 - 2016-01-10 22:45:19 UTC  |  Edited by: morion
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Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#49 - 2016-01-11 02:43:39 UTC
Morion, instead of babbling incomprehensibly or using crayon drawings so difficult to interpret that not even my wife can figure it out (and she's much better than anyone I know of when it comes to data processing), why don't you just convey whatever it was you are getting with any plain language the Universal Translator can read?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
morion
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#50 - 2016-01-11 03:18:47 UTC  |  Edited by: morion
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Sointu Luonnotar
Doomheim
#51 - 2016-01-11 13:39:25 UTC
Surely you meant "an idiotic guide to Minmatar religion and history?"
morion
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#52 - 2016-01-11 15:04:20 UTC  |  Edited by: morion
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Ria Nieyli
Nieyli Enterprises
When Fleets Collide
#53 - 2016-01-11 15:08:48 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Morion, instead of babbling incomprehensibly or using crayon drawings so difficult to interpret that not even my wife can figure it out (and she's much better than anyone I know of when it comes to data processing), why don't you just convey whatever it was you are getting with any plain language the Universal Translator can read?


Your wife is apparently not as smart as you think she is.

#5 was my favourite.
Yarosara Ruil
#54 - 2016-01-11 15:28:21 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Morion, instead of babbling incomprehensibly or using crayon drawings so difficult to interpret that not even my wife can figure it out (and she's much better than anyone I know of when it comes to data processing), why don't you just convey whatever it was you are getting with any plain language the Universal Translator can read?


Come now Ser Egivand, you shouldn't mock her cave drawings. Only recently has she mastered the use of tools, and it is not our place to judge her attempts at evolving from her current evolutionary stage. Hopefully she might learn how to create fire so she can read her scribbles when night falls on her home planet.
Siddhar Gangari
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
#55 - 2016-01-11 17:07:17 UTC
An idiot's guide, written by by an idiot. How quaint.
Charlinda Akheteru
Akheteru Integrated Astrometrics
#56 - 2016-01-12 04:23:18 UTC
The fact that anyone bothered to actually read the thing, seeing the identity of the poster...

*sighs*

A few of you, I'm quite fond of, yet I worry that you might be as vapid as Valerie if you actually gave this posting serious attention.

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Yatolila Koskanaiken
Nagles Capital Management
#57 - 2016-01-12 09:37:16 UTC
I continue to be unsurprised by the lack of substantial critique being posed here. The only opposition to be seen remains the bleating of people unhappy to see the Minmatar portrayed in any light other than positive.
Haru'kai Vidaraltyr
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#58 - 2016-01-12 09:50:38 UTC
Yatolila Koskanaiken wrote:
I continue to be unsurprised by the lack of substantial critique being posed here. The only opposition to be seen remains the bleating of people unhappy to see the Minmatar portrayed in any light other than positive.


It's an attempt at light satire, mildly diverting. I can't imagine why anyone would take the time to critique such a flummery.

I am bemused by the number of people who seem to take it seriously, however.

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#59 - 2016-01-12 11:16:45 UTC
Charlinda Akheteru wrote:
The fact that anyone bothered to actually read the thing, seeing the identity of the poster...

*sighs*

A few of you, I'm quite fond of, yet I worry that you might be as vapid as Valerie if you actually gave this posting serious attention.

I killed the slaves you wanted and gave away the drugs you wanted
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour
#60 - 2016-01-19 18:11:15 UTC
Charlinda Akheteru wrote:
The fact that anyone bothered to actually read the thing, seeing the identity of the poster...

*sighs*

A few of you, I'm quite fond of, yet I worry that you might be as vapid as Valerie if you actually gave this posting serious attention.


I don't think you 'get' my posting.

Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.