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Minmatar Militia: Directives

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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#1 - 2015-12-05 08:24:11 UTC
It looks as though the enemy is entrenched. Our loved ones are to suffer before our eyes as the years of bloodshed revelry into cyclic patterns. New battle stratagems are to be implemented to combat this lack of productivity. Guide manual revisions as follows.

Once militia faction corporation requirements are turned in fit towards covert operational cloaking device capable commands.

Scanner ships should send the fleet to “run the belt” while each system along a route is exploited.

Scanner ships should differentiate signals and capitalize upon results.

“Belt runners” should maintain positive security status using the time it takes to run the scans.

Objective: Obtain Jovian trade.

It looks as though the EVE gate collapse in ancient times drove a material substrate into this environment. Whether to hold the space time continuum together or illuminate some darker threat scientists are still compiling data.

Currently this substrate has engulfed the Jovian’s zone of space. Whether they are origins of this space time continuum or evacuees of the gate collapse scientists are still compiling data.

Theory: Quantum mechanics from the other side of the portal leaked through during the first cataclysm.
Results: Dark matter materialized into hyper gates.

Jovians. You are not at war with the Minmatar. You are at war with a temporal matter. We must stop the … static …
Minmatar tribes. You are the only souls left in the verse that can dampen the tide of the slavery of space.

The reverberations of the gate collapse will leave this particular substrate quantifiable for just under the lifespan of the cosmos regardless of the fate of Jovian space.

Routes: Head towards the borders of Jovian space and look for scrap.

Use your wing commanders.

Wing commanders use your scanners.

Black Op. BS is cov op cloak friendly only.

Grinders: Mad scientists.
FW Missions: Rookie FL (unrelated) w/ Cov Bomber lvl4

-Otto out
Trii Seo
Goonswarm Federation
#2 - 2015-12-05 09:50:10 UTC
On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk and/or high you are at the moment.

Proud pilot of the Imperium

Arek'Jaalan: Heliograph

Alizabeth Vea
Doomheim
#3 - 2015-12-05 09:57:33 UTC
Just going to point this out, that the quickest way to get the Minmatar out of slavery in the Amarr Empire is to stop agitating the situation. Give it time and they'll be freed.

Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.

"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I

Virtue. Valor. Victory.

Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#4 - 2015-12-05 10:41:53 UTC
Is this a genuine thing or is the OP just fishing for drama responses?
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#5 - 2015-12-05 11:21:27 UTC
Lord Kailethre wrote:
Is this a genuine thing or is the OP just fishing for drama responses?

It ain't normal, whatever it is. And that's sayin' somethin' comin' from me.

Or it could be a cry for help?

Mr Ephesianos, my Boss has a fantastic doctor employed by her family. If you want I could ask if she could spend some time with you free of charge, at least for diagnosis. Boss's little sister is also amazin' when it comes to helping people with spiritual or psychological disorders, hit me up and I'll be happy to ask if Boss'll help. No reason for you to suffer alone, sir.

If it's drug related though, then for **** sake sort yourself out.

You're lookin' pretty suave, by the way, Lord Kailethre. Hope you're doin' well.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

edeity
Holy Amarrian Battlemonk
Crimson Inquisicion
#6 - 2015-12-05 13:28:15 UTC
MOVE EVERY ZIG.
Tabor Murn
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2015-12-05 14:10:41 UTC
You're not the boss of me!
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#8 - 2015-12-05 14:20:49 UTC
I'm not trying to poke fun at your plan or anything, but how is that going to help? Covert ops cloak fit anything is relatively useless for capturing ground. It is great for some things but not THAT many. Combat scanning is used when needed as it is, increasing the amount of scanning being done is again, not necessary (getting better at it couldn't hurt however). Acquiring trade with the Jove? Why would they trade with us if they don't trade with anyone else (if they are even still alive as a race that is)? Because they helped us in the rebellion? Honestly I don't see what any race has to offer them, never mind us. I think I'm understanding those parts. The rest.... Huh?
Red Khalmer
Minmatar Secret Service
Ushra'Khan
#9 - 2015-12-05 18:43:43 UTC
Otto have you been driven by space madness?..

Its sad to see such a once great corp as the Mirkur Draug'Tyr to have lost its way.
The once great [KHAI] fought side by side with the freedom fighters inside the Ushra'khan. They were at one time executors of the U'K at one point. Where has the great names gone away... Where did Zoolkhan and his roaming friends disappear? and Horde leader Maggot who waged war on CVA and resisted against the republic betrayal? all these came from the Mirkur Draug'Tyr. Now gone.

All Minmatar must strengthen our resolve at time like these, new warheroes of the matari kin must rise once again. We cant live on past deeds and claim it as victory when people are still enslaved by the tyrants in Amarr. One day our people will sing song about us. But not until we open our eyes and see the reality we live in and what awaits us if we dont act.

Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
#10 - 2015-12-06 01:48:24 UTC
Red Khalmer wrote:
Otto have you been driven by space madness?..

Its sad to see such a once great corp as the Mirkur Draug'Tyr to have lost its way.
The once great [KHAI] fought side by side with the freedom fighters inside the Ushra'khan. They were at one time executors of the U'K at one point. Where has the great names gone away... Where did Zoolkhan and his roaming friends disappear? and Horde leader Maggot who waged war on CVA and resisted against the republic betrayal? all these came from the Mirkur Draug'Tyr. Now gone.

All Minmatar must strengthen our resolve at time like these, new warheroes of the matari kin must rise once again. We cant live on past deeds and claim it as victory when people are still enslaved by the tyrants in Amarr. One day our people will sing song about us. But not until we open our eyes and see the reality we live in and what awaits us if we dont act.



When you point the finger at someone there are three more fingers pointing back at yourself.

Grinders and mission runners gain ground. Mad scientists organize these endeavors. Not battleship captains, not religious figures, not PVP pilots.

The once great something something is cloaked. You miss what is only a stones throw away.

These directives are for the betterment of the whole. It is not for glory but to honor what has already been done and continue on to more effective strategies.

otto out
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#11 - 2015-12-06 13:44:05 UTC
True Directives for the Minmatar Militia:

Transmit surrender to Amarr Prime.
Dock. Exit pod.
Destroy all ships and personal possessions; send all ISK to the Amarr Militia.
Begin fitting each other with chains and collars.
Begin stuffing each other with Vitoc.
Read Scriptures.
Worship God.
Await the arrival of the slave ships.
Board them peacefully.
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#12 - 2015-12-06 20:25:30 UTC
If all you cats would like to please line up by order of size, I promise the kibble will be served shortly thereafter.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Kali'ara
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2015-12-06 20:34:09 UTC
I'm first in line for some kibble.

Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#14 - 2015-12-07 00:12:54 UTC
All of my face palms.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.

Amelia Soikutsu
Nighthawk Exploration
#15 - 2015-12-07 02:36:48 UTC
Good morning, Mr Ephesianos.

Don't be alarmed, my name is Amelia and I am a Doctor.

My attention was drawn to your thread by Ms LeMew. I am here to help you. I am your friend.

Ottom Ephesianos wrote:
When you point the finger at someone there are three more fingers pointing back at yourself.

Mr Ephesianos, once you are comfortable please take a moment to view the holo-image currently being streamed to your neocom. Relax, allow yourself to focus, and please tell me how many fingers you see being pointed.

Take your time, sir...

The correct answer is two. I am holding up two fingers, Mr Ephesianos.

Did you see more fingers? Or perhaps less?

If you saw anything other than two fingers then there's a strong possibility you are suffering from a severe or massive schizoid embolism. Please don't let this alarm you, I know everything seems so real right now, but it is not. Such conditions are rather common among the capsuleer populace. With simple medication administered and psycho-therapy conducted in a controlled environment, free of threats or public Galnet access most patients recover rather speedily and with dignity intact.

Browsing your Galnet and medical records I see for quite some time now you've made erratic, or nonsensical public statements often leading to suspicion of drug use or mental disorder by those who respond. With this in mind I imagine you've been suffering for quite some time. I understand what you are going through, sir. I can help you. But only if you wish to help yourself.

Please contact me at anytime convenient.

Yours,
Dr Amelia J Soikutsu

Dusette Family Personal Physician
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#16 - 2015-12-07 03:05:12 UTC
Thanks AJ, you're the best.

Will drop by later if you're not busy with OP.

That third node on my spine's got that itch happenin' again. Uhhgg.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2015-12-07 03:16:00 UTC
So, who is masochistic enough to try to herd the cats that call themselves 'militia'?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2015-12-07 03:20:57 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
So, who is masochistic enough to try to herd the cats that call themselves 'militia'?


Sometimes the stars align.....

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.

Dani Dusette
Division 13
#19 - 2015-12-07 03:27:33 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
So, who is masochistic enough to try to herd the cats that call themselves 'militia'?

In years past there was plenty, at least within the State military.

No corporate affinity beyond the Protectorate was even required. A freelance militia pilot could simply enlist and join fleets almost day in, day out as skilled Fleet Commanders such as GavinGoodrich and GunnyT31 took scores of enthusiastic servicemen and women into lowsec to do battle for the State in public fleets. Legendary cat herders they were, but masochists not. Merely highly skilled pilots and inspirational leaders in battle who had the guts to stand up and call for 'x's, then lead the fights that would follow.

Long gone are those days. Spy-paranoia and corporate cliques all but ruined the public spirit of service with Militia.

dαní ㅤㅤ

σиlу ιи dαякиєѕѕ cαи уσυ ѕєє тнє ѕтαяѕ

ISD Ezwal: "Might I inform you that I am as real as it gets?"

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#20 - 2015-12-07 04:10:14 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
True Directives for the Minmatar Militia:

Transmit surrender to Amarr Prime.
Dock. Exit pod.
Destroy all ships and personal possessions; send all ISK to the Amarr Militia.
Begin fitting each other with chains and collars.
Begin stuffing each other with Vitoc.
Read Scriptures.
Worship God.
Await the arrival of the slave ships.
Board them peacefully.


Wrong.

The true directives of every militia, Minmatar included, are:

Shoot stuff
Run away from stuff
Farm complexes
Fight for the complexes
Run missions
Get LP
Sometimes turn in LP for more LP
Occasionally band together to actually take something and hold it for a couple of months
****-talk in local
Scream nationalistic nonsense for every little headway gained
Whine about warp-stabbed farmers
Wave electronic phallus at each other

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

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