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Hello MD, Once again thankyou for joining me, this is the news.

Today we cover:
Eve museum of wonders

The mysterious player run eve museum (link), popped up again with a message for shareholders that they wanted to sell more shares, for more than what the previous shareholders. This spiked the interest of pepridge who as usual asked the hard questions and generally tried to **** in the fire. his comments were quickly dismissed, and chairman cista, seen here pointing at an important piece of paper pass on the message that the vote was in favor of the proposed share sale. He did bring up one good point tho, a museum is something that people can usually walk through and learn about, what can happen here? a website? a forum post?...............
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And now onto something lighter, today we celebrate Elizabeth Norn Fifth cousin's aunty 45th happy Birthday.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

in a recent interview:

Candy: Welcome have a seat *calms audience*
Elizabeth Norn: Thankyou its a pleasure to be here.
Candy: So.... how did you make all your isk in eve?
Elizibeth Norn: Well, i started doing this, then that, this this, that that tl:dr.. ..... tl:dr
Candy: *Covers Yawn* ok we need to cut to a commercial
Commercial:Link
Candy: ok were back, Now Elizabeth, how did you handle your recent MD loan? was it profitable, did you record any numbers?
Elizabeth Norn: Well, that, this, that this, 0.01, this, market deliveries tab, pledge 20b, this that. i started QA on my inventory
Candy: ok thats all we got time for folks!

....Later



Elizabeth Norn: Great Show
Candy: Ya, you slayed them, thanks for coming, *wink & gun point chk chk noise*

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And lastly, some unfortunate news for goodlady smith & her investors, and she announced that she has defaulted on the loan, so far no-one knows any further detail, other than a bizzarre new thrend on T-Eve-Witter #Baldavatartheory is somehow linked very closely to it, this has sparked a social media war between bald feminists & Bald Masculists, some tweets have come up see below:

Bald Masculists:

@baldfemsausagethruhallway loose lips sink ships, look what you have done #baldavatartheory

@baldfemskillmum69 I tried to get an MD loan but pepridge kept spamming #baldavatartheory ffs there goes this alt, i put SP on it too from when we got free dual skill train.

Bald Feminists strike back here:

@Baldeagle1969 we didn't do it, it wasnt us, in fact where not even anywhere near there so wtf dude u hittin on me? #baldavatartheory

@Baldbutproud79 lol you look like the guy from Alf #baldavatartheory

Its a weird world we live in. thanks for joining me!
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TL:DR:

Griffin Exponential fail & Koniferous AFK

I'm actually wearing a shirt and tie exactly like that today. Spooky.

you look confused,

heres thread #1

Have the link to your first story thread handy?

Good evening, this is the news.

Sad news today, as it has been revealed that a gunman is loose in Wall Street. Trading was suspended as the jovian authorities moved in to secure the exchange building, and ensure all political procedures are seen to. Prior to the outburst in the iconic street, a man by the name of Griffin Exponential was peddling cheap postage exchange bonds, in what looked to be a cover or a front for an illegal operation. The folding table & fold up chair a symbol of the entities success story, were covered in US flags & pro US propaganda. Majority of Wall Street had ignored the Man's sad begging, this reporter has suspicions that the gunman is in fact Griffin Exponential.

And now to a break. and a word from our sponsers.

...... Breaking ..... It has been exposed that Griffin Exponential is the gunman, there has been no reports of injury and he has been detained, but not before posing for a selfie, and also overlaying his proposed film deal & organising a smart on scene poster sized billboard.

In another Wall Street story potentially gone wrong, Koniforous Hasn't been able to log in, which is a bad thing for the only guy in the thread that wasn't a shill and invested in the scheme. its strange that more people that "invested" aren't at all concerned.

He recently posted,

We'll just have to see what unfolds with this story, in this reporters opinion, and juding by the corp name, this dude has switched games.