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Doomheim
#121 - 2011-12-23 11:44:16 UTC
Bump.. yeah thats how i feel today after going shopping@ 3 in the morning
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Doomheim
#122 - 2011-12-24 11:15:22 UTC
Another bump before we go out shopping again : P
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#123 - 2011-12-27 22:17:08 UTC
Lee might be all shopped out now! Time for a beer.
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Doomheim
#124 - 2011-12-29 14:39:20 UTC
too fat hungover shopped out and just plain lazy bump from me
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Doomheim
#125 - 2011-12-30 14:12:21 UTC
OOHHHHH KKAYYY.
Christmas is over and im drinking coffee by the bucket load.
Havnt really had time to log on much due to RL and it being the holiday season and all.
But im here today to offer you the chance of a EvE LIFE TIME..
Yes you could be eligable to join one of the greatest corps eve has ever known.

Come on and join IMPTECH channel and have a chat with us..
If you dont get a responce then dont give up.
Even if you only come on to tell me i suck at spelling ( which i know i do )

I cant remember how many times i have been sober this Xmas but im sure its not many : )

o7
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#126 - 2011-12-31 00:04:02 UTC
lee boots wrote:
OOHHHHH KKAYYY.
Christmas is over and im drinking coffee by the bucket load.
Havnt really had time to log on much due to RL and it being the holiday season and all.
But im here today to offer you the chance of a EvE LIFE TIME..
Yes you could be eligable to join one of the greatest corps eve has ever known.

Come on and join IMPTECH channel and have a chat with us..
If you dont get a responce then dont give up.
Even if you only come on to tell me i suck at spelling ( which i know i do )

I cant remember how many times i have been sober this Xmas but im sure its not many : )

o7


Agree to the special offer Lee is offering!!

But sober Lee says he sucks at spelling? Oh man, what troll! He gives everyone else crap for miss spelling or creating words. Oh the English, you can't understand them sometimes. Poor things
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Doomheim
#127 - 2011-12-31 11:13:57 UTC
Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:
lee boots wrote:
OOHHHHH KKAYYY.
Christmas is over and im drinking coffee by the bucket load.
Havnt really had time to log on much due to RL and it being the holiday season and all.
But im here today to offer you the chance of a EvE LIFE TIME..
Yes you could be eligable to join one of the greatest corps eve has ever known.

Come on and join IMPTECH channel and have a chat with us..
If you dont get a responce then dont give up.
Even if you only come on to tell me i suck at spelling ( which i know i do )

I cant remember how many times i have been sober this Xmas but im sure its not many : )

o7


Agree to the special offer Lee is offering!!

But sober Lee says he sucks at spelling? Oh man, what troll! He gives everyone else crap for miss spelling or creating words. Oh the English, you can't understand them sometimes. Poor things

Oh My God,
You americans are so bad at making up new words and changing old words to mean some thing else..
Bad = good
Awesomer = gooder What?
Bear = lots <<< what the **** is this one then ?

Sorry but i cant write any more as my eyes are starting to bleed with the bastardisation of the god given written english.
Go back to counting on your fingers and using pictograms to communicate with each other.
Im sure you will also find some way of changing the pictures.....
lee boots
Doomheim
#128 - 2012-01-01 11:09:26 UTC  |  Edited by: lee boots
Wakes up and shakes his head,
Thats it guysCry its all over now and life goes back to normal.
Time for crumpets and tea then a nice hot bath to sweat out some of this scotch i was drinking again last night..

Happy new year who ever reads this o7
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Doomheim
#129 - 2012-01-02 12:19:08 UTC
Almost time to go back to normal eve palying hours.
So if i have missed you then try again and if i havnt then WHY NOT ?
THIS THREAD IS STARTING TO FEEL LIKE MY PERSONAL BLOG What?
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#130 - 2012-01-06 00:25:09 UTC
Don't worry Lee, it may be turning into your personal blog but I will through a wrench into it every now and again. Lol

But for all you recruits, it is a New Year and that means new things to do! As Lee said, if anyone actually reads the thread this far then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all.

Come join the IMPTECH channel if you want to defend cavemen and neanderthal because obviously Lee thinks anyone who counts on their fingers or take women to their cave is reverting back to those states of being. I occasionally like to do both. On this note, maybe we should incorporate GEICO commercials into our recruitment ("It's so easy a caveman could do it") because obviously anyone not English is a caveman. Just a thought!

On a different note, I did find a dollar in a book today (Yes Lee, I can convert this to pound sterling if you need help). Isn't that a great feeling? Finding money which you forgot you had!! It's the small things in life that make a difference. Just like coming to talk in the IMPTECH channel!

Now I am off to find myself some Tea and crumpets, they sounded so good! Thanks Lee Blink
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Doomheim
#131 - 2012-01-06 20:31:02 UTC  |  Edited by: lee boots
Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:
Don't worry Lee, it may be turning into your personal blog but I will through a wrench into it every now and again. Lol

But for all you recruits, it is a New Year and that means new things to do! As Lee said, if anyone actually reads the thread this far then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all.

Come join the IMPTECH channel if you want to defend cavemen and neanderthal because obviously Lee thinks anyone who counts on their fingers or take women to their cave is reverting back to those states of being. I occasionally like to do both. On this note, maybe we should incorporate GEICO commercials into our recruitment ("It's so easy a caveman could do it") because obviously anyone not English is a caveman. Just a thought!

On a different note, I did find a dollar in a book today (Yes Lee, I can convert this to pound sterling if you need help). Isn't that a great feeling? Finding money which you forgot you had!! It's the small things in life that make a difference. Just like coming to talk in the IMPTECH channel!

Now I am off to find myself some Tea and crumpets, they sounded so good! Thanks Lee Blink


So basicly you have to and can count the amount of women you have had on one hand.. I say one hand because you need the other to check the digits of the other hand : )

Long live The British Empire.......
Long live Tea and Crumpets......
Long live the 78 pence that your dollar converts into...
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#132 - 2012-01-06 22:38:52 UTC
lee boots wrote:
Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:
Don't worry Lee, it may be turning into your personal blog but I will through a wrench into it every now and again. Lol

But for all you recruits, it is a New Year and that means new things to do! As Lee said, if anyone actually reads the thread this far then HAPPY NEW YEAR to you all.

Come join the IMPTECH channel if you want to defend cavemen and neanderthal because obviously Lee thinks anyone who counts on their fingers or take women to their cave is reverting back to those states of being. I occasionally like to do both. On this note, maybe we should incorporate GEICO commercials into our recruitment ("It's so easy a caveman could do it") because obviously anyone not English is a caveman. Just a thought!

On a different note, I did find a dollar in a book today (Yes Lee, I can convert this to pound sterling if you need help). Isn't that a great feeling? Finding money which you forgot you had!! It's the small things in life that make a difference. Just like coming to talk in the IMPTECH channel!

Now I am off to find myself some Tea and crumpets, they sounded so good! Thanks Lee Blink


So basicly you have to and can count the amount of women you have had on one hand.. I say one hand because you need the other to check the digits of the other hand : )

Long live The British Empire.......
Long live Tea and Crumpets......
Long live the 78 pence that your dollar converts into...


Oh Lee, Caveman'ing a lady is so fun! And the best part is they do like it. I just make sure they are of age when I do it. No gymslip here! See once again, the English and the entire British Empire are trying to put a culture down! But on a more serious note, I don't think anyone really cares about cavemen.

Long live the US Dollar and the Sterling because at least it is not the damn Euro!!

P.S. Are we going to do anything for the Queens Diamond Jubilee this summer? We need to make the Empirephiles we have feel at home you know.
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Doomheim
#133 - 2012-01-07 11:49:13 UTC
Well im going to the palace for tea and cakes....
Im taking the wife so will have to hold back on hitting on the queen Sad Damn i almost had her last time Big smile
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Doomheim
#134 - 2012-01-08 16:51:44 UTC
Went for along walk along the beach today,
Listening to the sound of the waves breaking,
The seaguls flying over head,
The wind was in my hair What?
The smell of the sea in my nostrils,
Sand on my feet,
Got bored come home logged on all is well now...
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Doomheim
#135 - 2012-01-09 16:01:45 UTC
There is a old saying
You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE..

Who will you chose ?
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#136 - 2012-01-09 20:01:47 UTC
lee boots wrote:
There is a old saying
You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE..

Who will you chose ?


Master of all things English and Proper you have a typo above. It should be "There is an old saying"!! But that aside, this is a very true statement! Fly with who you want but we choose Imperium Technologies and you should too!

Though I will say Lee, we can't choose our family but they can be little clones of ourselves. All I have to say is "This is SPARTA!!"
lee boots
Doomheim
#137 - 2012-01-10 18:45:59 UTC
Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:
lee boots wrote:
There is a old saying
You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE..

Who will you chose ?


Master of all things English and Proper you have a typo above. It should be "There is an old saying"!! But that aside, this is a very true statement! Fly with who you want but we choose Imperium Technologies and you should too!

Though I will say Lee, we can't choose our family but they can be little clones of ourselves. All I have to say is "This is SPARTA!!"


Actualy the fact is correct its the comment that needs the " "...

God damned Americans...
Please all EU tz pilots looking for a corp help me help them and lets drag them out of the dark ages together...
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#138 - 2012-01-10 19:10:40 UTC
lee boots wrote:
Mazzerri Aurilen wrote:
lee boots wrote:
There is a old saying
You can not chose your family but you can chose who you fly with in EvE..

Who will you chose ?


Master of all things English and Proper you have a typo above. It should be "There is an old saying"!! But that aside, this is a very true statement! Fly with who you want but we choose Imperium Technologies and you should too!

Though I will say Lee, we can't choose our family but they can be little clones of ourselves. All I have to say is "This is SPARTA!!"


Actualy the fact is correct its the comment that needs the " "...

God damned Americans...
Please all EU tz pilots looking for a corp help me help them and lets drag them out of the dark ages together...


No, not the " " you wanker! But you forgot the n in an....

PLEASE EU Pilots, come join and make him somewhat sane!! I'll fire/blow up/pod you if you make Lee completely sane though! We want him a little looney!

IMPTECH is waiting for you EU pilots! And just wait until Virkman gets back from his trip and then he and Lee will be forcing us American's into what they see as "the light".

(So continues out bantering Lee and Maz Blog)
lee boots
Doomheim
#139 - 2012-01-10 22:53:11 UTC
Honestly, come on, ******* hell,
You googled that ....

JESUS ******* CRIST. Some body just pod me please...
These guys are turning me not only into an american but worse still.... A Canadian....

Its starts with the gramma, then the spelling, i even called my rubbish bin a trash can today Sad

As for pushing you guys into the light, even that wont work as you guys have even managed to make vampires sparkle like
Pretty little ******* pansy fairies when they walk in the sun instead of crumbling into dust like they should......

Any way this is not a bump but a responce.
Mazzerri Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#140 - 2012-01-11 01:23:11 UTC
I do use Google a little too much I must admit!

I googled British Eve pilots in IT and the top result was Lee Boots. Which means we need more to accompany him and bring him back from the Queen's former colony (Canada). To help, please apply within.

Also, meant that you have actually made it this far for extra special goodies if you join IT!!