EVE New Citizens Q&A

Contract all of your stuff and ISK to me, and I will give you a genuine and accredited "I am a Good Guy" lapel badge, for you to wear proudly around town.

Viable opinion, but I think Eve has a lore. It is more, than just a counter strike in space. You can choose side and join faction warfare. Fight for the last democracy in New eden (look at Eleutherian Guard [EL-G] corp history for example) or help best state in a world to defeat tyrany of byrocratic federation. Free slaves or fight against terrorists , who hide themself behind so-called "republic".

You can go role playing and feel good guy in this game. Some ppl were supporting free port ideals and went to help defending Providence against cruel and greedy empire...

This will explain everything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt1W0F0yObg

It's actually well established that the Caldari are the master race and therefore the good guys.

Eve doesn't have good guys.

That's hot. We should definitely do brunch.

Reminds me of Mr Penguin.

Well, his name wasn't actually penguin but his corp kinda was. You see as an Explorer Hunter and professional baby eater I often find myself with new pilots in my optimal.

Here I was sitting 160k above this relic site, as I do, cloaked in my Loki. I see core probes on scan and a short time later a little Heron arrives piloted by Mr Penguin. I check him out, relatively newish and CEO of a small corp. He's only lost one ship before and his bio proudly proclaims in broken English mixed with Japanese that "Nobody can stop the penguin!".

The audacity!

I warp in and tackle him, brrrt brrrt from the autocannons and Mr Penguin's Heron jam full of 90m worth of loot explodes in a big cloud of can contents before he can even hack the first can (leaving partially run sites often scares off my prey). He lingers long enough that I manage to get his pod too after posting my gf in local. Scoop the corpse, pop the wreck and return to my perch above the site to examine my loot and corpse in comfort and privacy.

A short time later I see more probes on scan plus an Imicus. Dscan says the Imicus is at or near the highsex hole so I go take a look. Here's this Imicus on the hole doing scans. Same corp as Mr Penguin. Hole activation and who decloaks? MR PENGUIN back for round two in a new Heron named "gift".



Feels. Seems his corpmate had given him a new Heron plus a second set of eyes, accompanying him back for another crack at those dank blood cans. Just as I'm circling cloaked like a vulture considering whether or not to just decloak and try to alpha them both on the hole before they can jump out, they warp off.

Mr Penguin's friend seems to be a bit slicker than his CEO, he makes a safe spot and they both chill there while scanning. Seems Mr Penguin didn't bookmark anything on his first visit. So I drop combats and start probing this daring duo down. While doing so I take another look at these pilots' info and notice since his earlier murder Mr Penguin's bio now proclaims he's a friendly penguin who just wants to make friends.

Well we all know the best way to make friends in eve. I get 100% on the Imicus and in I go, decloak and go for the tackle. They're both together, and the Imicus is aligned, managing to insta-warp... But there's MrPenguin... still on grid, trying to burn away from me like a wide eyed child with a steam train bearing down on him. I close the 20k+ gap quickly in the Vampyre and Mr Penguin dies horribly a second time in an hour.

Happy to have made a new friend, I eagerly shoot off a message to Mr Penguin hoping he speaks Sebiestor as well as Japanese, telling him what he could have done to survive both the first death and second. I also slipped him about 20m isk to ease the pain.

He never replied.

don't start trolling in here xex, you will lose your posting privileges fairly quickly.

XeX, your weird space police RP crap is fine in See and Pee - it's part of the furniture, even - but here...no, just no