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If I could do it all again....

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Kuronaga
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
The Chicken Coop
#1 - 2015-11-02 03:42:42 UTC
...Probably woulda rolled a chick, honestly. But they didn't even have the asian ones back then and they sorta all looked fugly, so who could've known? I mean a brother was really the only solid way to go unless you wanted to look like the wicked witch of the west.


Oh, the 10 year bait and switch. Some things just aren't right in the world.
Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2015-11-02 04:01:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Johan Civire
i do not get it why man play girls i just can not get my finger on it. Are the so horny to watch woman **** all the time or what? But the say virtual reflect how you really are. A girl in a man skin.

I`m a man (duh) so i`m proud to be a man.

If there is a girl that play in a man skin, thats because the don`t want to get the horny attraction of man.
Top Guac
Doomheim
#3 - 2015-11-02 04:24:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Top Guac
Johan Civire wrote:
I`m a man (duh) so i`m proud to be a man.

Or maybe, playing a tough spaceguy in game is compensating for being a impotent failure in real life.

Or maybe, whether someone plays a guy or a girl in the game is simply a reflection of the fact that it's a game and bares no resemblance to real life at all.

After all, I'm not really a Mexican Avocado cartel king who has killed people without even pulling the trigger and who has been a spy in Eve for 10 years while helping disadvantaged children in my spare time.....I mean. Yes I am.
Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-11-02 04:31:52 UTC
Top Guac wrote:
Johan Civire wrote:
I`m a man (duh) so i`m proud to be a man.

Or maybe, playing a tough spaceguy in game is compensating for being a impotent failure in real life.


Stop using your alts dude thats weak.. Trying to be funny and insulting are lame and a sign of a weak person in real life get a girl and grow some balls next time.

Stop trying to be funny.
Top Guac
Doomheim
#5 - 2015-11-02 04:37:03 UTC
Johan Civire wrote:
Stop trying to be funny.

Top Guac.

This is my main dude.
Kuronaga
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
The Chicken Coop
#6 - 2015-11-02 05:35:06 UTC
Johan Civire wrote:
i do not get it why man play girls i just can not get my finger on it. Are the so horny to watch woman **** all the time or what? But the say virtual reflect how you really are. A girl in a man skin.

I`m a man (duh) so i`m proud to be a man.

If there is a girl that play in a man skin, thats because the don`t want to get the horny attraction of man.


I think we both know that if you had boobs you'd play with them. Don't lie.
Otso Bakarti
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-11-02 05:43:40 UTC
In an MMO where you move that character around always watching it from behind, it is said by many dudes watching a "chick's" behind is better than watching a guy's. I always thought it was a bit weird to be watching a cartoon's butt, instead of focusing on what you're trying to DO with said cartoon, but then that's just ME.

In THIS "game" you rarely see your own toon. In fact, you have to go out of your way to see your own toon. If you have WiS on you're probably spending way too much time in station - and what fun can that be if you don't have the thing in ship spinning mode? However, if you've rolled a femme just to pretend you're alone with her in her quarters, you really need help. (Google for some 800 numbers.)

Furthermore, if you post threads like this in forums because you're in-game and bored...it's probably very likely you have things in real life you're neglecting, and digital nail biting isn't getting them done.

Cool


There just isn't anything that can be said!

Kuronaga
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
The Chicken Coop
#8 - 2015-11-02 05:46:39 UTC
Otso Bakarti wrote:
In an MMO where you move that character around always watching it from behind, it is said by many dudes watching a "chick's" behind is better than watching a guy's. I always thought it was a bit weird to be watching a cartoon's butt, instead of focusing on what you're trying to DO with said cartoon, but then that's just ME.

In THIS "game" you rarely see your own toon. In fact, you have to go out of your way to see your own toon. If you have WiS on you're probably spending way too much time in station - and what fun can that be if you don't have the thing in ship spinning mode? However, if you've rolled a femme just to pretend you're alone with her in her quarters, you really need help. (Google for some 800 numbers.)

Furthermore, if you post threads like this in forums because you're in-game and bored...it's probably very likely you have things in real life you're neglecting, and digital nail biting isn't getting them done.

Cool





You spin your ship for the same reason people spin their female avatars.

I'd like you to think about what that means for a moment.
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat
Working Stiffs
#9 - 2015-11-02 06:30:34 UTC
Kuronaga wrote:
...Probably woulda rolled a chick, honestly.

http://i.imgur.com/F3nVJEf.jpg
Kuronaga
The Dead Parrot Shoppe Inc.
The Chicken Coop
#10 - 2015-11-02 06:33:58 UTC
I don't believe I've properly expressed how much I hate those yellow hand rails. They completely shut down aim assist and provide a lot more damage mitigation than they are supposed to. If CCP Wolfman is still even a thing, I should probably yell at him about that.
Tanthos
Tanthos Corp
#11 - 2015-11-02 06:51:10 UTC
I absolutely would have been a girl. I play girls in all other games where there's a choice. Fem Shep FTW.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#12 - 2015-11-02 07:38:31 UTC
Tau Cabalander wrote:
Kuronaga wrote:
...Probably woulda rolled a chick, honestly.

http://i.imgur.com/F3nVJEf.jpg


Cool stuff, makes me envious, grrr.
Moneta
Evolution
Northern Coalition.
#13 - 2015-11-02 08:26:02 UTC
Simple, what you'd rather look at ingame? Your fugly visage or my pure hotness?
Mr Mieyli
Doomheim
#14 - 2015-11-02 08:29:26 UTC
Maybe they roll girls because they really want female contact and don't get it any other way? It might also be nice to pretend that a girl might be interested in blowing up spaceships and stealing people's toys.

There has to be some reason deep down why they make the choice the way they do, however the fact that nearly none of them can give a decent answer shows it's not a thought through decision.

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Divine Entervention
Doomheim
#15 - 2015-11-02 08:29:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Divine Entervention
heh, gay

*** "Not that there's anything wrong with that" ***
Lan Wang
African Atomic.
Dreadnought Diplomacy.
#16 - 2015-11-02 09:24:59 UTC
Moneta wrote:
Simple, what you'd rather look at ingame? Your fugly visage or my pure hotness?


hi

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

Nat Silverguard
Aideron Robotics
Aideron Robotics.
#17 - 2015-11-02 09:32:46 UTC
Johan Civire wrote:
i do not get it why man play girls i just can not get my finger on it. Are the so horny to watch woman **** all the time or what? But the say virtual reflect how you really are. A girl in a man skin.

I`m a man (duh) so i`m proud to be a man.

If there is a girl that play in a man skin, thats because the don`t want to get the horny attraction of man.


so much *cringe* in this post. Shocked

Just Add Water

Erika Mizune
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#18 - 2015-11-02 11:23:36 UTC
Your character, you play how you want, even if you want to play a female toon as a male :P

Personally, in every MMO, I have always played female, because, well, I have no interest in playing a guy; plus I'd not know how to RP a guy toon :P Too scary to think what goes on in a guy's head.

Tho if I could re-do Erika, I'd make her Caldari because I love how Caldari looks :3 hehe.

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Val'Dore
PlanetCorp InterStellar
#19 - 2015-11-02 11:57:34 UTC
Kuronaga wrote:
Johan Civire wrote:
i do not get it why man play girls i just can not get my finger on it. Are the so horny to watch woman **** all the time or what? But the say virtual reflect how you really are. A girl in a man skin.

I`m a man (duh) so i`m proud to be a man.

If there is a girl that play in a man skin, thats because the don`t want to get the horny attraction of man.


I think we both know that if you had boobs you'd play with them. Don't lie.


Moobs are the only pair some of our fellow 'gamers' ever get to play with.

Meanwhile, the initiated among us just prefer the psychological effects of a female personae.

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Thierry Orlenard
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2015-11-02 11:59:42 UTC
This thread is absolutely hilarious in every way.
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