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Audrey Bitoni caught by satellite watch!
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Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#1 - 2011-09-14 20:45:50 UTC
MY SATELLITE WAS FITTED WITH THE FOLLOWING:

6 X AUDREY BITONI SIEGE LAUNCHER

1 X NAKED WOMAN
1 X TIFFANY RAYNES X-LARGE SHIELD BOOSTER
2 X SAMUEL L. JACKSON INVULNERABILITY FIELD
1 X 'BALLS DEEP' WARP DISRUPTOR I

3 X 'KEYLOGGER' BALLISTIC CONTROL SYSTEM

5 X TEMPLAR


More seriously, it's nice to be able to post at my regular rate without having to run 2 browsers or log in/out to evade the timer.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
cyka776
#2 - 2011-09-14 20:47:38 UTC
i had to laugh
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#3 - 2011-09-14 20:48:57 UTC
thanks, cool avatar.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
cyka776
#4 - 2011-09-14 21:01:23 UTC
well im no audrey bitoni but thank you m'lady
Umad Bro Questionmark
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-09-14 21:21:27 UTC
Who is audrey bitoni?

[b] (\ /)  (º .º)   ♥    ن٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱ[/b] c(”)(”) **_Crack bunny - will **Like for drugs ([u]because its e-peen is already big enough[/u]). _
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#6 - 2011-09-14 21:23:50 UTC
\o/
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#7 - 2011-09-14 21:24:52 UTC
Umad Bro Questionmark wrote:
Who is audrey bitoni?

Noob spotted.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Kilrayn
Caldari Provisions
#8 - 2011-09-14 21:25:28 UTC
Umad Bro Questionmark wrote:
Who is audrey bitoni?


I'm not sure if you are aware, but we have this thing called the 'internet'. You can find things there I'm told.

"Music is a mysterious thing. Sometimes it makes people remember things they do not expect. Many thoughts, feelings, memories... things almost forgotten... Regardless of whether the listener desires to remember or not." - Citan Uzuki, Xenogears
Hirana Yoshida
Behavioral Affront
#9 - 2011-09-14 21:28:01 UTC
Kilrayn wrote:
Umad Bro Questionmark wrote:
Who is audrey bitoni?


I'm not sure if you are aware, but we have this thing called the 'internet'. You can find things there I'm told.

So a porn actress then, gotcha
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#10 - 2011-09-14 21:31:45 UTC
Not only a pornstar but also the reason we had the 5 minute post timer introduced since nastyfaces were spamming threads promising images of her 'caught by satellite!!!111' to entice people to click their keyloggers.

Quite how catching a pornstar naked is exciting I don't know.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
stoicfaux
#11 - 2011-09-14 21:49:11 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Quite how catching a pornstar naked is exciting I don't know.


There's a difference between being seen in the nude and being seen naked.

And if you're a redneck, there's a 3rd level, called "nekkid."


Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Umad Bro Questionmark
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2011-09-14 22:02:46 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Not only a pornstar but also the reason we had the 5 minute post timer introduced since nastyfaces were spamming threads promising images of her 'caught by satellite!!!111' to entice people to click their keyloggers.

Quite how catching a pornstar naked is exciting I don't know.



The same way as stalking is fun whereas Big Brother is not.

[b] (\ /)  (º .º)   ♥    ن٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ ٱ[/b] c(”)(”) **_Crack bunny - will **Like for drugs ([u]because its e-peen is already big enough[/u]). _
Arec Bardwin
#13 - 2011-09-14 22:08:01 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Not only a pornstar but also the reason we had the 5 minute post timer introduced since nastyfaces were spamming threads promising images of her 'caught by satellite!!!111' to entice people to click their keyloggers.

Quite how catching a pornstar naked is exciting I don't know.

Fun times P

forum spammer wrote:

audrey bitoni - school girl


http://www.*********/latina/girl54.jpg

http://www.*********/latina/girl13.jpg

she has the best boobs 'she so cute' ,so beautiful in this vid
Fawcks
Doomheim
#14 - 2011-09-15 01:15:09 UTC
cyka776 wrote:
well im no audrey bitoni but thank you m'lady

I think I saw you in one of the Saint's Row games.
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#15 - 2011-09-15 01:22:55 UTC
hahah double meme blast from the past

+1

The Drake is a Lie
Herr Wilkus
Aggressive Salvage Services LLC
#16 - 2011-09-15 05:24:03 UTC
Posting because I always click on every thread that has 'audrey bitoni' in the title.
Reiko Kimyo
Kawaii Neko Punk Band
#17 - 2011-09-15 06:43:37 UTC
I get it!

















Well....maybe not. (/me smiles so nobody notices her ignorance)
Gregor Palter
#18 - 2011-09-15 08:24:11 UTC
Ok, that brought back memories, "oh crap, not again".

Excuses are the refuge of the weak.

Lykouleon
Noble Sentiments
Second Empire.
#19 - 2011-09-15 08:25:34 UTC
Lady Spank wrote:
Fascinating.

Lykouleon > CYNO ME CLOSER so I can hit them with my sword
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor
#20 - 2011-09-15 09:06:50 UTC
Thankyou, Lady Spank, for bringing some much needed levity back to the forums Lol

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