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Dear CCP

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Mir Jana
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2015-10-24 15:05:20 UTC
I would like to be the next CEO of CCP Games as I have massive ideas. And Id like to bring them from paper to pixels.

Where can I apply?

Please do note that if I am to be accepted, I would 1st require a guarantee fee of 100.000,00 EUR. as a sign of good faith that you intend to give me the leather chair. As a countermeasure, i hereby pledge my undying loyalty and swear by the holy Matrimony that I will do my utmost to maintain the "high standards" that you have set with the latest patch.

I can say with supreme confidence that any amount you deliver to me as operational funds and a start up capital for new projects and new goals will be tripled within the first month!!

Yours truly,

Mir Jana
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2015-10-24 15:10:11 UTC
2/10 troll post

Extra points if CAM post in thread

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#3 - 2015-10-24 16:02:11 UTC
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Gr8 b8 m8, it make people ir8.

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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department