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A formal solicitation to one Diana Kim:
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#21 - 2015-10-19 16:07:52 UTC
Social interaction lvl 5 training or have you not got sarcasm lvl 3 training yet?
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#22 - 2015-10-19 16:31:13 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
This all confuses me too much.
I require some training.


If you would be willing to work with me one on one, as per my proposal last night, I can help you. And no, that's not an invitation to a hedonist party.

Never not badpost.
A Good Poster
Doomheim
#23 - 2015-10-19 17:16:59 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
This all confuses me too much.
I require some training.


That's exactly what I'm offering.
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#24 - 2015-10-19 18:04:38 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:


... unless she considers me a boy. I think sometimes I got this impression on peoples. Well, I am not a boy.


Could have fooled me. Big smile

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#25 - 2015-10-19 18:56:50 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Tyrel Toov wrote:

And this is why you fail. You constantly give these "idiots" more ammunition to use against you every time you reply. You lack the diplomatic skill to do more then dig your own grave. Word of advice: quit while you still have a shred of image left. There isn't going to be any vindication for you, best to focus your efforts on climbing out of that hole.

What hole, minmatar?!
And I am not a diplomat, I am a fighter.
And I will keep fighting against every enemy of the State I will see, in space, on the ground and in media.
By any means necessary.

It's a diplomats job to fight wars with words, and a soldier's job to fight wars with weapons. You're not a diplomat, and it shows. You're out of your area of expertise here.

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Yusef Brion
Big Yellow Pidgeon Inc.
#26 - 2015-10-19 20:01:28 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

And I am not a diplomat, I am a fighter.


Respectfully, that is why you fail.

The more I read the forums over the years, the more I swear. To god. That the typos are intentional mistakes. Part o f the encryption.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#27 - 2015-10-19 22:34:34 UTC
Seraphim Risen wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
This all confuses me too much.
I require some training.


If you would be willing to work with me one on one, as per my proposal last night, I can help you. And no, that's not an invitation to a hedonist party.

A Good Poster wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
This all confuses me too much.
I require some training.


That's exactly what I'm offering.


I mean training as a physical training. Switching of mental and physical work lets mind rest, while you train body and rest body, while you train mind.

But yes, for this I agree.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Seraphim Risen
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#28 - 2015-10-19 22:37:26 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Seraphim Risen wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
This all confuses me too much.
I require some training.


If you would be willing to work with me one on one, as per my proposal last night, I can help you. And no, that's not an invitation to a hedonist party.

A Good Poster wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
This all confuses me too much.
I require some training.


That's exactly what I'm offering.


I mean training as a physical training. Switching of mental and physical work lets mind rest, while you train body and rest body, while you train mind.

But yes, for this I agree.


I'm willing to help you hone your social skills, dear. Just let me know.

Never not badpost.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#29 - 2015-10-20 02:30:02 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:

I require some training.



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https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#30 - 2015-10-20 03:36:15 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Social interaction lvl 5 training or have you not got sarcasm lvl 3 training yet?

Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations compensates about 2 social interaction levels.
Shooting head of opposite delegation down compensates 4 levels.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#31 - 2015-10-20 03:41:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Diana Kim wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Social interaction lvl 5 training or have you not got sarcasm lvl 3 training yet?

Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations compensates about 2 social interaction levels.
Shooting head of opposite delegation down compensates 4 levels.


Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations with a Caldari Executive leads to his bodyguards manhandling you and pressing a stunner into the back of your head.

Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations with pirate, privateer or organised criminal elements during negotiations lead to shootouts.

The shotgun method only works on teen gangs in slums or undercities. Where did you even learn negotiation?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#32 - 2015-10-20 04:13:21 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Social interaction lvl 5 training or have you not got sarcasm lvl 3 training yet?

Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations compensates about 2 social interaction levels.
Shooting head of opposite delegation down compensates 4 levels.


Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations with a Caldari Executive leads to his bodyguards manhandling you and pressing a stunner into the back of your head.

Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations with pirate, privateer or organised criminal elements during negotiations lead to shootouts.

The shotgun method only works on teen gangs in slums or undercities. Where did you even learn negotiation?

It worked on you.
When I've shown YOU my ship, you have vacated our system with incredible acceleration.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2015-10-20 04:16:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Diana Kim wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Diana Kim wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Social interaction lvl 5 training or have you not got sarcasm lvl 3 training yet?

Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations compensates about 2 social interaction levels.
Shooting head of opposite delegation down compensates 4 levels.


Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations with a Caldari Executive leads to his bodyguards manhandling you and pressing a stunner into the back of your head.

Putting a shotgun on a table during negotiations with pirate, privateer or organised criminal elements during negotiations lead to shootouts.

The shotgun method only works on teen gangs in slums or undercities. Where did you even learn negotiation?

It worked on you.
When I've shown YOU my ship, you have vacated our system with incredible acceleration.


There was no negotiation whatsoever and you showed up in a Caracal to engage a Probe. Unless you consider duck-hunting to be 'negotiation'.

Don't even think of trying to repeat that and expect me to not straighten the record.

Also, don't change the subject. You suck at negotiations and you need to work on it, especially considering that you have no diplomats to cover your arse.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#34 - 2015-10-20 05:10:01 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:

There was no negotiation whatsoever and you showed up in a Caracal to engage a Probe. Unless you consider duck-hunting to be 'negotiation'.

Don't even think of trying to repeat that and expect me to not straighten the record.

Also, don't change the subject. You suck at negotiations and you need to work on it, especially considering that you have no diplomats to cover your arse.

That was my "shotgun", and it told you to get the hell out from our system.
It worked, as you, shaking from the fear, quickly withdrawn and wasn't pestering us, unless crying here, in IGS.
Well, that works. Know your place, gallentean lapdog.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#35 - 2015-10-20 06:11:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Diana Kim wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:

There was no negotiation whatsoever and you showed up in a Caracal to engage a Probe. Unless you consider duck-hunting to be 'negotiation'.

Don't even think of trying to repeat that and expect me to not straighten the record.

Also, don't change the subject. You suck at negotiations and you need to work on it, especially considering that you have no diplomats to cover your arse.

That was my "shotgun", and it told you to get the hell out from our system.
It worked, as you, shaking from the fear, quickly withdrawn and wasn't pestering us, unless crying here, in IGS.
Well, that works. Know your place, gallentean lapdog.


Why yes, your negotiation ended with you failing to get a free kill and me acquiring the loot in the data site without losing a ship.

If this is what you considered 'a successful negotiation', I wonder what a 'failed negotiation' is like for you.

Besides, I had even popped a couple more bookmarks in your system, which is exactly what I intended to do.

Keep stroking yourself thinking that your failure to stop me from achieving what I set out to do in that system is somehow a 'successful negotiation'.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#36 - 2015-10-20 06:28:22 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:

Why yes, your negotiation ended with you failing to get a free kill and me acquiring the loot in the data site without losing a ship.

If this is what you considered 'a successful negotiation', I wonder what a 'failed negotiation' is like for you.

Besides, I had even popped a couple more bookmarks in your system, which is exactly what I intended to do.

Keep stroking yourself thinking that your failure to stop me from achieving what I set out to do in that system is somehow a 'successful negotiation'.

Failed negotiation = being killed.
If enemy runs or gets killed = successful negotiation.
You cowardly ran as was expected from pilot of your caliber. There is a weird word used to describe types like you in warzone - "farmers". Except you don't grow any crops or produce anything of value, you are just a ballast and a sort of a scenery.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Quattras Peione
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#37 - 2015-10-21 04:57:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Quattras Peione
Diana, you know that I hold you in high regard, but I have to point out some flaws in your soldier logic here.

First, soldiers do not negotiate. Soldiers fight. Do you know why this is? Because a soldier's instinct is to do things like bring a shotgun to the negotiation table.

You are not negotiating here. You are arguing. More to the point, you are playing into the bait set in front of you. When folks say things directly to you on IGS, 90% of the time they know exactly what your reply will be. The humor of it sometimes eludes me, but I can still see the trap for what it is.

Finally, the reason you don't bring a shotgun to the negotiation table: it plainly demonstrates that you aren't sincere in finding a mutually acceptable solution. Again, you are not a diplomat.

I have an excellent PR agent's contact info. Perhaps you could benefit from having a publicist?

Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione

No, I'm not that kind of doctor.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#38 - 2015-10-21 05:12:29 UTC
Seriously. Don't even go to the table. Wait until they leave the table in their pod and snipe them at the gate. Twisted
Anabella Rella
Gradient
Electus Matari
#39 - 2015-10-21 07:32:38 UTC
Quattras Peione wrote:
...I have an excellent PR agent's contact info. Perhaps you could benefit from having a publicist?

I think she could benefit far more by simply shutting the hell up and admitting defeat.

When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#40 - 2015-10-21 07:44:25 UTC
Quattras Peione wrote:

I have an excellent PR agent's contact info. Perhaps you could benefit from having a publicist?

How much would it cost? Will he be able to show that people like Anabella Rella are stupid, because they say stupid things and do idiotic actions? Pointing out on stupidity of enemies will improve morale of our troops.

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.