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[Venue] The Last Gate reopens it's doors
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Demetri Slavic
Mind Games.
#1 - 2015-10-05 01:07:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Demetri Slavic
I am proud to announce that The Last Gate will be reopening its doors as of this announcement.

A venue with a long history, The Last Gate closed it's doors when its owner corporation Veto was merged with its partners the Guristas.

However, management of the club has recently been transfer to myself and so I would like to extend an invitation to the cluster to come celebrate the reopening with a party on Sunday 11th October at 20:00 EVT.


While The Last Gate is run by loyalists of the Guristas Pirates, it remains neutral ground, open to all.

I hope to see many of you gracing our venue with your presence soon.

For More infomation on The Last Gate, following the links below.
The Last Gate Description
The Last Gate Rules

EVE_NT London Organiser

https://www.facebook.com/EVELondonMeets

@EVELondonMeets

Next Meet: November 18th 2017
Rook Moray
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2015-10-05 18:07:00 UTC
Namas,


This is the best news I've heard all week.

I'm looking forward to losing a lot of ISK at the poker tables.

Let me know if you need any help with the party.

“When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.” -Guristas Proverb.
Kalaratiri
Full Broadside
Deepwater Hooligans
#3 - 2015-10-05 19:09:03 UTC
Excellent news!

I've some good memories of the Gate and was sad to see it close.

She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.

This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums.  - CCP Falcon

I don't remember when last time you said something that wasn't either dumb or absurd. - Diana Kim
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-10-05 20:02:27 UTC
What are the rules of this place? I can't see them.
And is this some kind of hoity toit honky tonk bar like they have out there in Caille? Or is this more of a southern tough roadhouse like the ones down here in Delve? I can't see the description either.

Thank ya kindly.
Sahriah BloodStone
No.Mercy
Triumvirate.
#5 - 2015-10-05 21:00:19 UTC
I don't believe I ever made time to visit when it was last open. I shall endeavour to correct that mistake.

Sahriah Bloodstone

No.Mercy // Triumvirate

"Never underestimate your enemy or disrespect its abilities. If you do, you shall become the hunted "
James Syagrius
Luminaire Sovereign Solutions
#6 - 2015-10-06 22:49:53 UTC
Excellent news, I hope your endeavor is both profitable and entertaining.

“Here also are the heralds of his praise."
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#7 - 2015-10-06 23:21:11 UTC
Me and Wendrika are going to have a mud raslin match here this Saturday. To finally determine who is the cutest and for a chance to win Nauplius' heart. See ya'll there!
Yarosara Ruil
#8 - 2015-10-06 23:37:49 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Me and Wendrika are going to have a mud raslin match here this Saturday. To finally determine who is the cutest and for a chance to win Nauplius' heart. See ya'll there!


Have you no decency...
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#9 - 2015-10-06 23:41:55 UTC
Yarosara Ruil wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Me and Wendrika are going to have a mud raslin match here this Saturday. To finally determine who is the cutest and for a chance to win Nauplius' heart. See ya'll there!


Have you no decency...

We're going to be wearing bathing suits... Unless they get accidentally torn off.
Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#10 - 2015-10-07 00:14:47 UTC
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Me and Wendrika are going to have a mud raslin match here this Saturday. To finally determine who is the cutest and for a chance to win Nauplius' heart. See ya'll there!


Just..... Wow.

Doesn't he already have his heart on someone? I thought he did...
Wendrika Hydreiga
#11 - 2015-10-07 00:22:59 UTC
Deitra Vess wrote:
Just..... Wow.

Doesn't he already have his heart on someone? I thought he did...


The only thing Mister Nauplius has in his heart is an heartburn from drinking all that blood!

I swear, I don't even like Mister Nauplius like that! He's just my mean monster friend! Miss Funk on the other hand thinks she is cuter than me, and this will not stand! Like, at all!

I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU! LIKE A CANDY BAR!
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#12 - 2015-10-07 00:23:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Anyanka Funk
Deitra Vess wrote:
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Me and Wendrika are going to have a mud raslin match here this Saturday. To finally determine who is the cutest and for a chance to win Nauplius' heart. See ya'll there!


Just..... Wow.

Doesn't he already have his heart on someone? I thought he did...

Yeah.. I guess he does.

Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:


I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU! LIKE A CANDY BAR!

Nauplius beat you to it.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2015-10-07 01:41:31 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Deitra Vess wrote:
Just..... Wow.

Doesn't he already have his heart on someone? I thought he did...


The only thing Mister Nauplius has in his heart is an heartburn from drinking all that blood!

I swear, I don't even like Mister Nauplius like that! He's just my mean monster friend! Miss Funk on the other hand thinks she is cuter than me, and this will not stand! Like, at all!

I AM GOING TO CRUSH YOU! LIKE A CANDY BAR!


And the Janitors will have to scrape the both of you from the floor with a chisel.

Resins. Seriously? You are going to wrestle in resin? The same stuff we use as emergency sealants for faulty airlocks and cracked station windows?

Edit: Okay, I misread that. It's mud, not resin! I thought somebody's fool enough to wrestle in resin and I knee-jerk to it! Apologies.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#14 - 2015-10-07 10:24:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Wendrika Hydreiga
Elmund Egivand wrote:

And the Janitors will have to scrape the both of you from the floor with a chisel.

Resins. Seriously? You are going to wrestle in resin? The same stuff we use as emergency sealants for faulty airlocks and cracked station windows?


Gosh Mister Egivand, who in their right mind would even wrestle in resin? I'm not that dumb! I'd use epoxy gel instead! That stuff sticks harder than weapon grade caramel taffy!

Although Miss Funk was determined on using mud in the arena, I'd prefer a simple fight to the death with guns, knifes and tactical warbarge strikes! But I supose she wants something with a little more fanservice to please the crowd or whatever.

I'm still going to shank her with a Nova Knife though... Because she is one of my bestest friends!
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2015-10-07 15:57:27 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:

And the Janitors will have to scrape the both of you from the floor with a chisel.

Resins. Seriously? You are going to wrestle in resin? The same stuff we use as emergency sealants for faulty airlocks and cracked station windows?


Gosh Mister Egivand, who in their right mind would even wrestle in resin? I'm not that dumb! I'd use epoxy gel instead! That stuff sticks harder than weapon grade caramel taffy!

Although Miss Funk was determined on using mud in the arena, I'd prefer a simple fight to the death with guns, knifes and tactical warbarge strikes! But I supose she wants something with a little more fanservice to please the crowd or whatever.

I'm still going to shank her with a Nova Knife though... Because she is one of my bestest friends!


Epoxy gel? You are going to need a soft-clone contract for that shite.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#16 - 2015-10-07 20:36:05 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
weapon grade caramel taffy!


Does this come in medium hybrid rounds? Or do I have to cross train into something?

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#17 - 2015-10-07 21:26:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Wendrika Hydreiga
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
weapon grade caramel taffy!


Does this come in medium hybrid rounds? Or do I have to cross train into something?


No Miss Queen Osyn. They come inside titanium bound cannisters in two meter long tape rolls. If you crosstrain into Dropsuit Bioptic Upgrades and Kinetic Catalyzation you should be able to self administer the taffy!

Outside of infantry use, they can be used as a torture tool, dropsuit sealing repair kit, emergency ration, HAV/LAV fuel and as a garrote. All while being completely edible.
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#18 - 2015-10-07 21:49:25 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
weapon grade caramel taffy!


Does this come in medium hybrid rounds? Or do I have to cross train into something?


No Miss Queen Osyn. They come inside titanium bound cannisters in two meter long tape rolls. If you crosstrain into Dropsuit Bioptic Upgrades and Kinetic Catalyzation you should be able to self administer the taffy!

Outside of infantry use, they can be used as a torture tool, dropsuit sealing repair kit, emergency ration, HAV/LAV fuel and as a garrote. All while being completely edible.

But if I put it in hybrid rounds, it could be used as a projectile web that also deals kinetic damage....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#19 - 2015-10-07 21:59:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Wendrika Hydreiga
Claudia Osyn wrote:
But if I put it in hybrid rounds, it could be used as a projectile web that also deals kinetic damage....


No no Miss Queen Osyn. Kinetic Catalyzation isn't about plasma projectile damage! It's about muscle mass enhancements! You need really strong chewing muscle to eat Weapon Grade Tafffy afterall!

Plus, I haven't put enough iron in my recipe so the turret's magnetic rails are able to propel the taffy inside the weapon barrel...
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#20 - 2015-10-07 22:10:12 UTC
Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:
Claudia Osyn wrote:
But if I put it in hybrid rounds, it could be used as a projectile web that also deals kinetic damage....


No no Miss Queen Osyn. Kinetic Catalyzation isn't about plasma projectile damage! It's about muscle mass enhancements! You need really strong chewing muscle to eat Weapon Grade Tafffy afterall!

Plus, I haven't put enough iron in my recipe so the turret's magnetic rails are able to propel the taffy inside the weapon barrel...

But if you put the taffy in a canister you can send it down range effectively and gum up sensors and propulsion..... and you'll be killing them with sweetness.


Also, it's 'Goddess' not Queen....

A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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