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Ris Dnalor
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2012-01-05 04:02:26 UTC
Why GoonSwarm? Because we know they can make things happen in eve P


Buy all T2 blockade runner industrial bpos.

Buy all T2 blockade runner bpcs that come onto market.

Jack prices up on blockade runners to incredibly high numbers.

Consider it a pro-bono community service to all the gate campers out there.

make them cloakie insta-align buggers pay for their near-invulnerability.



pwetty-pwease

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Morganta
The Greater Goon
#2 - 2012-01-05 04:05:29 UTC
learn 2 play
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#3 - 2012-01-05 04:09:28 UTC
Morganta wrote:
learn 2 play


This.

The OP has failed to think their cunning plan through all the way.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
ASadOldGit
Doomheim
#4 - 2012-01-05 04:41:58 UTC
Ris Dnalor wrote:


make them cloakie insta-align buggers pay for their near-invulnerability.

I think I just zoomed past you in my Crane - did you see me waving? Big smile

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Brock Nelson
#5 - 2012-01-05 04:48:54 UTC
Good lord...

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RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#6 - 2012-01-05 05:48:10 UTC
*BrrRRRAaaaAAP*

Uff, sorry.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2012-01-05 05:51:35 UTC
We're a little busy winning Eve again up in Branch but I'll submit your idea to the Direkkktorate.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Aiwha
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#8 - 2012-01-05 05:57:10 UTC
Quote:
Not your personal army

Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Ris Dnalor
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2012-01-05 06:23:50 UTC
ASadOldGit wrote:
Ris Dnalor wrote:


make them cloakie insta-align buggers pay for their near-invulnerability.

I think I just zoomed past you in my Crane - did you see me waving? Big smile


/emote grins sheepishly

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Ris Dnalor
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2012-01-05 06:25:53 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
We're a little busy winning Eve again up in Branch but I'll submit your idea to the Direkkktorate.


I have faith that whatever your next endeavor, it will be something that will remind us all what eve should truly be about, and that is players taking it upon themselves to impact eve and the other folks that play it, particularly in ways they might not expect.

I salute you.

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Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#11 - 2012-01-05 06:31:23 UTC
Ris Dnalor wrote:
Why GoonSwarm? Because we know they can make things happen in eve P


Buy all T2 blockade runner industrial bpos.

Buy all T2 blockade runner bpcs that come onto market.

Jack prices up on blockade runners to incredibly high numbers.

Consider it a pro-bono community service to all the gate campers out there.

make them cloakie insta-align buggers pay for their near-invulnerability.



pwetty-pwease



Speaking as someone who owns 5 or 6 BRs, and who hasn't lost one since 2008 (that damb camp had two cloaked Sabres X ) I approve of this plan.

Ofc, speaking as someone who knows that as soon as inventing BRs becomes a few percent more profitable than anything else, then hundreds of cheap iteron BPOs will get researched and the market price will stabilise at not much higher than present.

PS Catch them on the out gate with smartbombing Rokhs.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#12 - 2012-01-05 06:32:59 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
We're a little busy winning Eve again up in Branch but I'll submit your idea to the Direkkktorate.



Don't tell lies, sweetheart - you're bored as hell reffing those undefended stations.

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#13 - 2012-01-05 07:20:27 UTC
Malcanis wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
We're a little busy winning Eve again up in Branch but I'll submit your idea to the Direkkktorate.



Don't tell lies, sweetheart - you're bored as hell reffing those undefended stations.

Hey now...nobody gets bored during DBRB Story Time.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Skydell
Bad Girl Posse
#14 - 2012-01-05 07:49:50 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
We're a little busy winning Eve again up in Branch but I'll submit your idea to the Direkkktorate.


Seeing as it's all about winning EVE, just buy all the PLEX in Jita and reset prices to 900 mill.
That should crush a big portion of the dead weight. You only need to keep it up for 6 weeks.

Go for the throat.
Rory Orlenard
Eve Pilots Revolutionary Army
#15 - 2012-01-05 08:01:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Rory Orlenard
There is a way to uncloak them with stealth bombers too if you don't mind tossing expensive bombs around in the dark and hope to get lucky. Sit about 13 km behind the gate aligned to warp route and toss bomb when you see them cloak was my idea. I think it would work.
Then you need to hold em too. I believe someone posted about this technique just recently.

You could practice on the goon JFs coming out of lowsec into null.
Forum Fighter
Doomheim
#16 - 2012-01-05 08:03:41 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
We're a little busy winning Eve again up in Branch but I'll submit your idea to the Direkkktorate.


Shooting inanimate structures is winning? Hell, you may as well start mining, at least in a belt you might get attacked by NPC's.

Bearer of the 1600mm Tinfoil Hat™