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Davir Sometaww
Spooks On Pings
SE7EN-SINS
#1 - 2015-09-30 23:26:02 UTC
After recently biomassing a character to make room...I heard the most horrifying thing - a meat grinder and a scream.

Sick CCP.

Sick.


Can't you change it something like this instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjLBTHOnnVE

Something a bit more noble perhaps - for a capsuleer.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#2 - 2015-09-30 23:33:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Scipio Artelius
Why is CCP sick? They didn't biomass the character.

You're the one that threw him/her into the meat grinder.





PS. Don't eat the sausages from the cafeteria.
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#3 - 2015-09-30 23:36:43 UTC
Wow, EVE is back to dark and somewhat horrifying again? Brings back old, slightly disturbing memories. Many old vets might be happy.

(Nice link btw-- didn't even know there were Sharpe's movies Ugh).
Davir Sometaww
Spooks On Pings
SE7EN-SINS
#4 - 2015-09-30 23:37:45 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
Why is CCP sick? They didn't biomass the character.

You're the one that threw him/her into the meat grinder.





PS. Don't eat the sausages from the cafeteria.



I didn't know it would be that inhumane!!! *shudder*
Davir Sometaww
Spooks On Pings
SE7EN-SINS
#5 - 2015-09-30 23:39:09 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Wow, EVE is back to dark and somewhat horrifying again? Brings back old, slightly disturbing memories. Many old vets might be happy.

(Nice link btw-- didn't even know there were Sharpe's movies Ugh).



They aren't too bad actually. The guy who played the part of Hakeswill did extremely well. Another reason I was excited to watch it was because this time...Sean bean doesn't die!!!!
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#6 - 2015-09-30 23:39:51 UTC
How else are you going to return something to biomass? A blender won't do; they're too small.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

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Davir Sometaww
Spooks On Pings
SE7EN-SINS
#7 - 2015-09-30 23:41:30 UTC
I mean. Eve is dark and all...

but couldn't the capsuleers getting "snuffed out" get some sort of...more noble death? Like a firing squad BEFORE being sent to the meat grinder.
ISD Buldath
#8 - 2015-09-30 23:47:08 UTC
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Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#9 - 2015-10-01 00:42:45 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
How else are you going to return something to biomass? A blender won't do; they're too small.


I prefer my ex-clones slowly aged in a pit of fedo.

To quote Lfod Shi

The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#10 - 2015-10-01 01:07:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Davir Sometaww wrote:
I mean. Eve is dark and all...

but couldn't the capsuleers getting "snuffed out" get some sort of...more noble death? Like a firing squad BEFORE being sent to the meat grinder.
The lead buggers the blades up, besides ain't nobody got time for that

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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#11 - 2015-10-01 01:41:07 UTC
What, no in-game video of the character being ripped to pieces? CCP could at least email a death certificate Smile
But screams are a good start.

I'm in it for the money

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Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#12 - 2015-10-01 02:04:00 UTC
Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
Goonswarm Federation
#13 - 2015-10-01 06:42:03 UTC
Davir Sometaww wrote:
After recently biomassing a character to make room...I heard the most horrifying thing - a meat grinder and a scream.

Sick CCP.

Sick.


Can't you change it something like this instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjLBTHOnnVE

Something a bit more noble perhaps - for a capsuleer.


this is fake...Sean Bean did not die...so it must be fake.

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Esrevid Nekkeg
Justified and Ancient
#14 - 2015-10-01 06:58:32 UTC
Hey, you just 'volunteered' the character for mandatory food vat duty. What did you expect, jolly songs and chirping birds?

Here I used to have a sig of our old Camper in space. Now it is disregarded as being the wrong format. Looking out the window I see one thing: Nothing wrong with the format of our Camper! Silly CCP......
Jacob Holland
Weyland-Vulcan Industries
#15 - 2015-10-01 07:48:27 UTC
Davir Sometaww wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
(Nice link btw-- didn't even know there were Sharpe's movies Ugh).


They aren't too bad actually. The guy who played the part of Hakeswill did extremely well. Another reason I was excited to watch it was because this time...Sean bean doesn't die!!!!

The series which made Sean Bean's career... and about the last time he survived to the end credits Blink
Some episodes were a little off the books but Pete Postlethwaite did do a brilliant job.
Jacob Holland
Weyland-Vulcan Industries
#16 - 2015-10-01 07:53:46 UTC
Davir Sometaww wrote:
After recently biomassing a character to make room...I heard the most horrifying thing - a meat grinder and a scream...

Can't you change it something like this instead?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjLBTHOnnVE

Something a bit more noble perhaps - for a capsuleer.


It's not that they're being executed...
If they're in a player corp there will have been a corp mail sent out - a terrible cloning accident IIRC...

Remember what our clones are made of...
Hiply Rustic
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#17 - 2015-10-01 22:01:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Hiply Rustic
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
How else are you going to return something to biomass? A blender won't do; they're too small.


Blender is for after the grinder...

Smoothies

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Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#18 - 2015-10-01 22:10:14 UTC
It was always inapropriate. I think those vikings in CCP call it.... fun?

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Marsha Mallow
#19 - 2015-10-01 22:24:18 UTC
Bagrat Skalski wrote:
It was always inapropriate. I think those vikings in CCP call it.... fun?

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Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#20 - 2015-10-01 23:13:21 UTC
What would you prefer if not the lovely grinder scream that we all have come to love? How about we replace it with the sound of 23 straight days of vicious pillow beatings? Im only assuming it would take 23 days to beat someone to death with a pillow, im not sure if anyone has done a study on that yet.... but still, im sure its a very slow death for a clone, and you wont be able to play or do anything else until the 23 day sound bite is done playing... Yeah. Maybe we should just have the quick and relatively painless (for a grinder related death that is) way to do it so you can get on with making another character.

...Unless you want the majority of your monthly sub being used to turn your computer into a sound system for the muffled rhythmic thumping of a pillowfight gone horribly/boringly wrong.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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