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Market McSelling Alt
Doomheim
#1 - 2015-09-12 18:33:15 UTC
That moment in every WH Capsuleer's career when his Tempest somehow colapses a hole that according to the info had 200m+ mass left (Tempest has 199m mass w/higgs)

Get trapped, scan your way out, scan your way back in and then...

Collapsing your new entrance get stuck on the wrong side in a double bubble Hic with the bubbles up... (Mass of a Shuttle)

Makes you wanna delete the spreadsheets and leave your stuff to BOB


Post if you hate the R in RNG

CCP Quant: Of all those who logon in Eve, 1.5% do Incursions, 13.8% PVP and 19.2% run Missions while 22.4% mine.

40.7% Join a fleet. The idea that Eve is a PVP game is false, the social fabric is in Missions and Mining.
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#2 - 2015-09-12 18:41:54 UTC
Market McSelling Alt wrote:
That moment in every WH Capsuleer's career

Can't say that's ever happened to me.

Think I'll just leave you at Jester's mercy.

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Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#3 - 2015-09-12 20:11:45 UTC
So basically an entire fleet passed through your hole and you didn't notice.

Not surprisingly you followed that up with further badness and rolled yourself out.

Not once ... but twice. Then come and make a bad post about it?

Hmm why do you look familiar? Ohhhh that's right ...

Market McSelling Alt wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:

Don't play this game, you are not good at it.

Oh the irony.

Candi LeMew wrote:
Don't post on these forums, you're kinda bad at it.

Oh the accuracy.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Market McSelling Alt
Doomheim
#4 - 2015-09-12 20:41:06 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
So basically an entire fleet passed through your hole and you didn't notice.

Not surprisingly you followed that up with further badness and rolled yourself out.

Not once ... but twice. Then come and make a bad post about it?

Hmm why do you look familiar? Ohhhh that's right ...

Market McSelling Alt wrote:
Candi LeMew wrote:

Don't play this game, you are not good at it.

Oh the irony.

Candi LeMew wrote:
Don't post on these forums, you're kinda bad at it.

Oh the accuracy.




Do you push the cart for Candi too when you go to the grocer together?

Yeah, there was no fleet going anywhere lol. If you thought that was funny, I pity you. Simple mechanics my friend, you burn a hole down from 2b to 200+mil and you should slip right in with your Tempest no-prop... return trip closes no matter what.

As long as a 2bil hole hasn't gone Verge of Collapse, a non-prop activated Tempest will always fit... unless CCP is lagging on the description.

CCP Quant: Of all those who logon in Eve, 1.5% do Incursions, 13.8% PVP and 19.2% run Missions while 22.4% mine.

40.7% Join a fleet. The idea that Eve is a PVP game is false, the social fabric is in Missions and Mining.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#5 - 2015-09-12 20:44:47 UTC
Candi pushes my cart.

Oh yes, that random maths and happenstance. Twice in a day even.

Couldn't possibly be you just being bad.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Market McSelling Alt
Doomheim
#6 - 2015-09-12 20:48:10 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Candi pushes my cart.

Oh yes, that random maths and happenstance. Twice in a day even.

Couldn't possibly be you just being bad.




Roll a hundred holes in a row. Get one lagging on description, get another that was just pure bad luck.

But you are so butthurt that I made fun of your boyfriend Candi that you just had to come thread crap.

Not bad, exactly where I wanted someone like you... looking like an ex girlfriend with a case of crabs.

CCP Quant: Of all those who logon in Eve, 1.5% do Incursions, 13.8% PVP and 19.2% run Missions while 22.4% mine.

40.7% Join a fleet. The idea that Eve is a PVP game is false, the social fabric is in Missions and Mining.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#7 - 2015-09-12 20:49:41 UTC
Market McSelling Alt wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:
Candi pushes my cart.

Oh yes, that random maths and happenstance. Twice in a day even.

Couldn't possibly be you just being bad.




Roll a hundred holes in a row. Get one lagging on description, get another that was just pure bad luck.

But you are so butthurt that I made fun of your boyfriend Candi that you just had to come thread crap.

Not bad, exactly where I wanted someone like you... looking like an ex girlfriend with a case of crabs.

Please, less salt and more tales of your random misfortunes.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Bronya Boga
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2015-09-12 21:01:13 UTC
Hey mate are you aware of the 10% thing on wormhole mass numbers?
Jezza McWaffle
Lazerhawks
L A Z E R H A W K S
#9 - 2015-09-12 21:01:28 UTC
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Market McSelling Alt
Doomheim
#10 - 2015-09-12 21:03:58 UTC
Bronya Boga wrote:
Hey mate are you aware of the 10% thing on wormhole mass numbers?



Indeed. But the description of the wormhole is always supposed to be 50%, 10%

Regardless of the variation. So a 2.2bil mass hole will be Verge of Collapse at 220mil, 1.8bil mass hole would be 180mil.

Again, just bad luck, bad day.

CCP Quant: Of all those who logon in Eve, 1.5% do Incursions, 13.8% PVP and 19.2% run Missions while 22.4% mine.

40.7% Join a fleet. The idea that Eve is a PVP game is false, the social fabric is in Missions and Mining.
NovaCat13
Seymourus and Co.
#11 - 2015-09-12 21:06:30 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:

Please, less salt and more tales of your random misfortunes.



QFT, where is the popcorn vendor?

Just say NO to Dailies
Chibi Katana
Division 13
#12 - 2015-09-12 21:07:44 UTC
I too make bad threads about my bad luck then request only quality replies.


愛 cнιвιĸυ
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#13 - 2015-09-12 21:21:05 UTC
NovaCat13 wrote:
Erica Dusette wrote:

Please, less salt and more tales of your random misfortunes.



QFT, where is the popcorn vendor?

Dunno, but I have Tacos standing by.

We'll make a good thread outta this one yet.

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Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Andrew Jester
Collapsed Out
Pandemic Legion
#14 - 2015-09-12 21:27:20 UTC
this is someone baiting me right? like, this isn't real. there's NO way

If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#15 - 2015-09-12 21:30:37 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
this is someone baiting me right? like, this isn't real. there's NO way

Thank you for coming to my aid.

Ladies and gentlemen I now hand this thread over to a professional.

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Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
DoubleEspresso
Cafe Miam
#16 - 2015-09-12 21:43:49 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
this is someone baiting me right? like, this isn't real. there's NO way

Apparently it's a legit Grrr RNG thread.

No trolling please.

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Jay143916
Coffee Sipper's Club
#17 - 2015-09-12 21:49:44 UTC
I Believe we have all been the victim of a very, very bad trolling.

I just saw the thread about the 10% deviations right below this one. You dudes took the bait I guess.

Still, .5/10
DoubleEspresso
Cafe Miam
#18 - 2015-09-12 21:54:00 UTC
Stop trying to ruin the fun.


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Bronya Boga
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2015-09-12 21:59:17 UTC
Market McSelling Alt wrote:
Bronya Boga wrote:
Hey mate are you aware of the 10% thing on wormhole mass numbers?



Indeed. But the description of the wormhole is always supposed to be 50%, 10%

Regardless of the variation. So a 2.2bil mass hole will be Verge of Collapse at 220mil, 1.8bil mass hole would be 180mil.

Again, just bad luck, bad day.


You do know that a verge hole will still tell you cerge if its at 150mil. You dont know.
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#20 - 2015-09-12 21:59:58 UTC
Andrew Jester wrote:
this is someone baiting me right? like, this isn't real. there's NO way

Doubt it's real.

Any real wormholer would already know Candi's your boyfriend, not mine.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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