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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#12261 - 2015-09-10 02:15:42 UTC
Satja Askariin wrote:
Scipio Artelius wrote:
On button you say. Ok, let me start pressing and see if I can find it.


That.......actually sounds like a wonderful proposition.


I must have done something right. Can I brush your lovely hair? Big smile

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch and Tea
#12262 - 2015-09-10 05:04:38 UTC
Have we met?

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#12263 - 2015-09-10 06:31:13 UTC
And these... *pants* are the reasons why you... you... *loses breath*

Excuse me...

*regains her breath*

Err, these are he reasons why you should stick with me. And... oh wait? Have you fainted?

Again?

*sighs*

Takumi Kaito
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12264 - 2015-09-10 14:08:07 UTC
*shudders* I'm going to die. She is going to kill me.
Toriessian
Moscato Mania
#12265 - 2015-09-10 20:51:56 UTC
oooo a mutilated corpse. How fun!

Every day I'm wafflin!

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch and Tea
#12266 - 2015-09-10 23:42:18 UTC
You're a sick man. I approve!

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Kelleth Kirk
Caldari State - Osprey Wing 7
#12267 - 2015-09-10 23:56:06 UTC
Didn't I tell you to get out? Why are you still here?
Lousy men...

I miss having ISK.

Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
Heiian Conglomerate
#12268 - 2015-09-11 04:40:42 UTC
Ugg. What the... ah, whatever. You in the mood for tea?

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka

Praezius Vheruk
Gozantii Industries
#12269 - 2015-09-11 05:57:10 UTC
I thought you said last time was gonna be a one-night-only thing? I see how it is; were those scrambled eggs, or poached, and how did you take your juice, again?

To discern faith from falsehood, first one must secure themselves to a lover. Raise the stakes from nightly, to permanent, and faith shall be found at the threshold of one's soul. ( Cup Size < Compassion's Depth, Love = Faith )

Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#12270 - 2015-09-11 16:06:15 UTC
Viktor Revon
#12271 - 2015-09-11 21:31:44 UTC
I think I may have had a bit too much to drink last night...

Where is my dear female counterpart and why is there a male in her place?

Also, why is the male so... unpleasant to look at? This is ungodly horror I am looking at.

"Into the dark abyss shall we venture once more." - Viktor Revon

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch and Tea
#12272 - 2015-09-12 05:09:40 UTC
Yeah, you look better with the shades on.

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12273 - 2015-09-12 08:53:06 UTC
Here's an appointment with my cousin Indahmawar. She's waiting for you and she expects you to take your vitamins or whatever improves your endurance. Fainting is not an option until the fourth. Oh, and don't mind those armed guards: they're just to escort you so nobody interferes with you appointment. That's a courtesy of The Greater Fool Bar.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Kador Ouryon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12274 - 2015-09-12 11:08:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Kador Ouryon
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Here's an appointment with my cousin Indahmawar. She's waiting for you and she expects you to take your vitamins or whatever improves your endurance. Fainting is not an option until the fourth. Oh, and don't mind those armed guards: they're just to escort you so nobody interferes with you appointment. That's a courtesy of The Greater Fool Bar.




I think I proved to you I have what it takes not to faint until the fifth..... but just so were clear how long have I been out?!

What fills the soul? Something that guides a lost child back to it's parents arms. Or waves that dye the shores of the heart gold. A blessed breath to nurture life in a land of wheat. Or the path the Sef descend drawn in ash. In the wake of fire.

Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch and Tea
#12275 - 2015-09-12 19:06:38 UTC
Contrary to popular belief, I do not faint whilst doing the good deed. I'll be in contact. You might have to be my witness sometime...

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Kelleth Kirk
Caldari State - Osprey Wing 7
#12276 - 2015-09-12 19:33:59 UTC
I warned you *loads gun*...

I miss having ISK.

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#12277 - 2015-09-12 19:39:58 UTC
You should always keep that thing loaded, Ms Kirk.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Candi LeMew
Division 13
#12278 - 2015-09-12 19:40:40 UTC
Mornin', Boss.

Uhhg, fell asleep rubbing your feet again. Sorries.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#12279 - 2015-09-12 19:47:28 UTC
It's true. I didn't think it would be, but it is.

You DO taste like banana.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.

Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12280 - 2015-09-12 19:50:09 UTC
It's true. I didn't think it would be, but it is.

You CAN fit a spectacular quantity of Veldspar up there.

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces...do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?