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Crime & Punishment

 
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The Omnipotent Emporor of New Eden Hath Spoketh

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#121 - 2015-09-12 16:09:02 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
I chose to leave the crapmites. They just kicked me while I was at work...after a discussion with magic preacher, the ceo of concentrated evil via eve gate on my cell phone. He whined about some things and then booted me...before I had a chance to gladly leave on my own.

I'm glad to set the story straight for you.

Edit : read the contest rules

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#122 - 2015-09-12 16:12:02 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I chose to leave the crapmites. They just kicked me while I was at work...after a discussion with magic preacher, the ceo of concentrated evil via eve gate on my cell phone. He whined about some things and then booted me...before I had a chance to gladly leave on my own.

I'm glad to set the story straight for you.


So what your saying is you got kicked out right? Just to set the record completely straight with no spin Lol Tell you what I'll leave this thread with this gem of tears and I wont bust out the wh incident involving the giving of roles and shares if you can speak politely to people from now on kk?

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HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#123 - 2015-09-12 16:15:54 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
CCP credited me for the game time I paid for. Everything was fine. Big smile

As far as wormholes. I was a farmer making billions and just ready to pull out due to boredom. I had 5 toons devoted to pi, combat, pve, and mining...both gas and regular. I was burned out and looking for a way out. At the time, I knew little about corporation mechanics, heck I was rich and I didn't care (nanoribbons were selling for 7 mill, data and mag sites were all over my holes, I was making wetware mainframes by the thousands...per month, and a fullerite reaction was icing on the cake).

I let a guy in claiming to want to set up another pos in 1 of my wormholes. Long story short....I made several 10's of billions in the wh's and lost about 2 in a hostile takeover. The group responsible sensationalized it, and instead of their intended purpose...made me famous.

No press is bad press. They posted photoshopped images on the web, falsified chat logs, made webpages devoted to me filled with self-serving lies, and were just general pricks. It was like a personal attack that rivalled any, I'm sure they broke several actual real life laws in hindsight and must have had a small team working to discredit me....a lone wh farmer, and basically a video game player. I wondered what would happen if they met any real opposition.... I got my revenge on them through several war decs where I took from them more than they took from me. I am completely satisfied and they no longer exist, due to their dishonest practises and inability to function in Eve and I think, most assuredly, a group of sociopaths in real life.

I named my current corporation in honour of my hard work and the innocence/trusting nature in this game I once had. But we all change with experience. Smile

Please, google my name today and find out about all my adventures, be they fact or fiction.

Do your best Norgen....give my megathread some more bumps please.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#124 - 2015-09-12 16:17:58 UTC
HoleySheet1 wrote:



Edit : read the contest rules



I returned in 2015 after a three-year break, to find a game that has changed so fundamentally it is almost completely new to me. Big smile

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
#125 - 2015-09-12 16:19:29 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Bumblefck wrote:
Please, my children, stop this internecine squabbling and tell me if I have won!

Is there anything you wont do for some isk? If not i approve +1 Blink



I am more concerned with healing the rift than with monetary gain.



I won't say no to gain should it be offered, though OopsBig smile

Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .

Bumble's Space Log

Omar Alharazaad
Spectrum Reborn
#126 - 2015-09-12 17:22:17 UTC
So, lime peels may work? That bodes well. In other news, we dwellers of Romi did only recently descend upon upon a war target who was totally not flying down a pipe nor on the undock of a trade hub and did summarily do unholy violence unto them.
Amazingly enough we were able to not only find our target, but also to catch them when they were nowhere near a station undock, nor were they within several jumps of a major trade pipeline.
IT MUST BE FREAKING MAGIC.
I can only attribute this to our witchdoctor in chief, for with his sustained sacrifices of many many chickens we have been able to draw the blood of our enemies without being within reach of any 'safe' places. We hope that further sacrifices will continue to yield such results.
https://zkillboard.com/kill/49014698/

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#127 - 2015-09-12 17:29:09 UTC  |  Edited by: HoleySheet1
Um....don't you think that was a little overkill for that poor gila?
I don't think that pro elite mission fit knew what hit him.
No fun in that.

That's a good start though...keep it up.

edit : I wonder if he was doing level 2 or 3 missions? Lol Osmon eh? obvious choice.

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

Eugene Kerner
TunDraGon
The Initiative.
#128 - 2015-09-12 17:33:44 UTC
Let the shitposting begin...

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Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#129 - 2015-09-12 17:35:41 UTC
Eugene Kerner wrote:
Let the shitposting begin...


Begin?!

It started on the first post.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#130 - 2015-09-12 17:37:41 UTC
To all 2015 players, the competition is open until 7pmEST

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

ISD FlowingSpice
ISD SYAD
#131 - 2015-09-12 18:11:57 UTC
Cleaned up some posts.

Play nice.

Vice Admiral

SYAD - Systems Administration

Interstellar Services Department

HoleySheet1
Deep-Fried Prawns with Lemon
#132 - 2015-09-12 18:12:55 UTC
Chris Hammerscope wrote:
HoleySheet1 wrote:
I chose to leave the crapmites. They just kicked me while I was at work...after a discussion with magic preacher, the ceo of concentrated evil via eve gate on my cell phone. He whined about some things and then booted me...before I had a chance to gladly leave on my own.

I'm glad to set the story straight for you.

Edit : read the contest rules


I heard you had a gigantic bitchfit about being stereotyped as a hub-camping terrible, which is ironic considering that you are indeed a gigantic, stereotypical hub-camping terrible.

My advice would be to lay off the 'ludes.


Hmmm.....more slander from a nobody. Your claims are baseless....and fiction. Maybe you should get back on the anti-psychotic medications your psychiatrist told you to take and stop drinking so much. At least half my kills are off station, but then you wouldn't know and you will never know.
I would claim to know something about you...hmmm no activity on zkillboard, no corp history...born 09/2015. I think you're an alt of one of my haters, which only discredits you. Thanks for the bump

Killing your ships and pods since 2008. Killboards don't lie, Don't get mad, get better.

ISD FlowingSpice
ISD SYAD
#133 - 2015-09-12 18:14:32 UTC
4. Personal attacks are prohibited.

Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not conductive to the community spirit that CCP promotes. As such, this kind of behavior will not be tolerated.


Too much to clean up, thread locked.

Vice Admiral

SYAD - Systems Administration

Interstellar Services Department