Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

We are a wormhole corporation open to training newbies about how wormhole space isn't as scary as it's made out to be.

No TiDi, No politics, no bullshit. That's what being in wormhole space is about.

Come say 'Hi' in our MaythornGaming channel, or for recruitment information.

We are also recruiting experienced players looking for a change of pace, and people are looking for a great group to fly with!

CORP DIPLOS
Marie Beldrulf
Jack Haamilton

New to Wormhole space or looking to step out of the lower classes?
Looking for an active US Time zone?
Love the thrill behind PVP?

If you said yes to any of the questions above, the Maythorns are recruiting and looking for pilots like you.

What We Can Offer

• Unique Wormhole Experience
• A C4 wormhole with a C4/C3 static. ( Good may to make some money between fighting. )
• Lots of PVP
• Experienced FCs
• FC Training programs
• Mumble
• Slack
• Lot of experienced pilots that can help guide you

If you are interested in joining the Maythorns, shoot us a message.

Don't listen to these idiots. They sound like a bunch of Pansies. Maythorn has WAY more **** to offer than this garbage.

You want to ******* PvP?
YOU CAN ******* PVP.
We roam regularly being annoying to Nullbears, Lowbears, and every once in a god damn while we **** on someone in W-Space. We do this usually while being less than six jumps from home on a long day. Usually we just open up our god damn door and breathe in the sweet smell of god damn content.

You want to make money?
YOU CAN ******* MAKE MONEY.
We live in a C4 with a static C3/C4. You want to make money? Stick your ass in a Gila or a Rattlesnake and jump on 41mil per anomaly. In a Rattlesnake with good skills you can do an anomaly every twelve minutes. If you can do the math that's 205 mil an hour. (YMMV) We'll teach you how to make this kind of money so ******* safely you might as god damn well be sitting in high security space. Don't want to sit in a Rattlesnake? How does making the best ******* Planetary Interaction money in the game sound? Or how about sitting in a venture and sucking down so much gas your neighborhood ho will be looking to stab you at the local Chevron. There's **** tons of ways to make money in Wormhole space. Just keep in mind, you make money so you can blow **** up. Don't just sit there with your thumb up your ******* ass and a few billion ISK and be bored.

You tired of humping your **** halfway across the universe twice a month?
**** THAT ****.
No more jumping your **** through forty ******* camps or making an order and waiting and hoping some dipshit in alliance leadership doesn't get himself ganked or better yet, just take all the ******* money and run. Wormhole space means content whenever, wherever, so much god damn content you literally will not know what do with it all. I'm not using the word literally incorrectly. I mean you will LITERALLY stare at all of your god damn options and not know what the **** to do with yourself.

Experienced FC's
WE KNOW WHAT THE **** WE'RE DOING AND WE'LL ******* TEACH YOU.
No more sitting there in your highsec security corp listening to that ******* neckbearded ****** talk about how this roam would have been totally ******* awesome if it weren't for those dirty gate campers in Tama. We shoot **** or get shot at almost every ******* day. Our very god damn existence depends on our ******* ability to grab our ******* guns and shoot something. Even when we can't win we will stick do our very ******* best to **** your face in. And we're VERY experienced at being a pain in the ass.

What do you need?
******* EXCEPT THE WILLINGNESS TO LISTEN.
That's ******* right. We don't need you to have sixty billion SP. It ******* helps, don't get me wrong. But it's not required. Instead you simply need to be able to listen to what we'll tell you to do. That means if we say, "Get Frig V" that means ******* get Frig V. That doesn't mean finish training your Large Projectiles for that Macharial for Incursions, that doesn't mean finish getting material reasearch to V for your industry. That ******* means get Frig V. If we say, "Have these four ships in the wormhole at all times". That doesn't mean go buy your ******* Incursion boat or your new Hulk, that doesn't mean spending your **** on some PithX Superduper Mission runner bullshit. That means you need those four ******* things in the wormhole. If you aren't willing to listen to us and you want to do those things instead? Go ******* join someone who wants to do that. This is YOUR game. Do what makes you happy. If it's any consolation we have a short list of what we want from you and if you have that list, we'll go ******* run Incursions WITH your or we'll organize a fleet to run L4s in T1 frigates because that **** is HILARIOUS.

Who the **** are you?
I'M SOME GUY WHO'S IN 5THRN AND THIS IS WHAT I ******* LOVE TO DO.
This is the stuff that gets my **** hard. I love making **** tons of money, spending it to bling out my T3's and shooting some poor ******* ****** in the middle of Nullsec while he's slaving away to make more money for his ******* nulsec overlords. 5THRN does that ****. We've got a great bunch of guys and we love ******* around but we also know how to get serious and if you're somebody with a sense of humor and something that appears to sorta be like a work ethic we will shower you in ISK and killmails. To be completely honest the ISK might be in bounties and the killmails might be from us shooting you, but hey, you say tomato, I say vinegar. It's no real difference.

cutting the rest of that ******* speech cos it is too ******* awesome to be ever ******* quoted by anyone.


All I can say is, I wanna join just because of that. I'll be in contact when I short my **** out.