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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Critically Preposterous
#12241 - 2015-09-06 06:40:09 UTC

Praezius Vheruk
Gozantii Industries
#12242 - 2015-09-06 08:34:53 UTC
Damn.... ow, me 'ead... 'dis 'Marrian wine's betteren 'den I t'ought. Ye'ade boobs, las' nigh'.... ahh, pass me 'dat bottle, 'gin....

To discern faith from falsehood, first one must secure themselves to a lover. Raise the stakes from nightly, to permanent, and faith shall be found at the threshold of one's soul. ( Cup Size < Compassion's Depth, Love = Faith )

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12243 - 2015-09-06 09:43:18 UTC
Houm, apparenlty that stupid translator just broke again. Wait here until I go to buy another one.

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12244 - 2015-09-06 14:16:25 UTC
Quick, let's get our rubber gloves on and go for it again.

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?

Projak Dynamo
Pro Synergy
#12245 - 2015-09-06 23:06:49 UTC
Sir Ben Kingsley, its an honour to wake up in your bed

The Pro Synergy Pilot is not just a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost, in the blackness of space, he will find it. If it has been destroyed, he will loot and salvage it. If it is in his way, he will move it. If he is lucky he will be podded 20 jumps from home, for this is the closest he come to being hero.

Karmesin Ross
Elite Trading Inc.
#12246 - 2015-09-07 22:08:00 UTC
Well, I've done better.
Takumi Kaito
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#12247 - 2015-09-08 01:36:32 UTC
Woah, drunk me scored!
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#12248 - 2015-09-08 08:21:45 UTC
Wish I could say the same.
Falken Falcon
#12249 - 2015-09-08 10:08:32 UTC
Me on the other hand could say the same

Aye, Sea Turtles

Critically Preposterous
#12250 - 2015-09-08 10:50:53 UTC
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Crimson Draufgange
The Seven Shadows
Scotch and Tea
#12251 - 2015-09-08 21:40:04 UTC
I slept with a cat.

heheheheheheheheehehehehehehehe. So many puns, waiting to happen...

My Velator is overpowered.

"I use my hairgel to tackle my targets because it has a long lasting firm hold." - Me.

Kelleth Kirk
Caldari State - Osprey Wing 7
#12252 - 2015-09-08 21:58:19 UTC
Get out.

I miss having ISK.

Tyrannos Sunset
#12253 - 2015-09-08 23:29:56 UTC
Kelleth Kirk wrote:
Get out.

Best day ever! :D

When two K's get together...

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."

Bellatrix Invicta
#12254 - 2015-09-09 00:00:11 UTC
You didn't have a permit; I had to ...inspect you.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.

Tanner Twaggs
Riemannian Manifold Torus
#12255 - 2015-09-09 00:14:37 UTC
You have a permit, let me inspect you anyways

At what point do you just stop and say, Did i just do that

Chancellor Dantius Palpatine
Amarr Empire
#12256 - 2015-09-09 04:23:06 UTC
That's not my lightsaber.
Darth Rauno
Dark Sun Brotherhood
#12257 - 2015-09-09 05:00:20 UTC
I got your sabre right here!
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12258 - 2015-09-09 06:40:12 UTC
Oh, don't be silly. I've got no lightsaber, but we may discuss about a "On" button...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#12259 - 2015-09-09 07:09:24 UTC
On button you say. Ok, let me start pressing and see if I can find it.
Satja Askariin
Adamantine Tactical Acquisitions
#12260 - 2015-09-10 02:08:37 UTC
Scipio Artelius wrote:
On button you say. Ok, let me start pressing and see if I can find it.

That.......actually sounds like a wonderful proposition.