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Fal Shepard
#2581 - 2015-08-23 02:36:23 UTC
You look like a lumber jack but your pale skin suggests you spend your day inside jacking something other than lumber...

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#2582 - 2015-08-24 16:09:21 UTC
I can put it in words no better than this webcomic can.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#2583 - 2015-08-24 19:01:56 UTC
Webcomics, eh?

Well, two can play this game....

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#2584 - 2015-08-24 19:12:42 UTC
I tried my hardest to hate on you, Zimmy, but I just can't.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#2585 - 2015-08-24 20:03:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Neph
Probably shouldn't be trying to pop your shoulders back into place in front of the camera. Unless that pose just means you wanted to get your boobs to look more prominent, in which case you should have considered just stuffing the camera down your cleavage.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#2586 - 2015-08-24 21:46:25 UTC
Don't you turn your back on me!!!

To quote Lfod Shi

The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
Fal Shepard
#2587 - 2015-08-25 01:02:47 UTC
Like how your conservative doctor turned his back to your pregnant mother?

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate
#2588 - 2015-08-26 13:42:11 UTC
Might wanna consider poking the other one out so you won't have to see people's reaction to your face.

~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~

"Orte Jaitovalte sitasuyti ne obuetsa useuut ishu. Ketsiak ishiulyn." -Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
Falken Falcon
#2589 - 2015-08-27 06:24:57 UTC
That is called a sofa, all proper spaceships have one.

Now find the camera

Aye, Sea Turtles
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#2590 - 2015-08-27 14:40:13 UTC
Falken Falcon wrote:
That is called a sofa, all proper spaceships have one.

Now find the camera


I.... Hm. I w.... Hm

I can't.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Chaelithra A'Mancuura
Doomheim
#2591 - 2015-08-29 06:47:34 UTC
Most of us can't, hun; it's women like you, though, that give the rest of us a bad name.
ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#2592 - 2015-08-29 06:49:52 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Decoy
Something about a chinchilla's manicure?

ISD Decoy

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Tyra Falco
Glasgow Kiss Enterprises
#2593 - 2015-08-31 19:52:51 UTC
That hair.... It looks like someone sellotaped a dead fox to your head P

Samoth Egnoled -'I like your Avatar alot! The facial tattoo's kinda give you that scary clown look, which suits you quite well.' Pepper Swift -'Fuckisn like not workign'
Falken Falcon
#2594 - 2015-09-02 08:42:32 UTC
No, bad alt! Baad! Decoy's hair is glorious.
Now get in here to receive your spanking

Aye, Sea Turtles
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#2595 - 2015-09-02 16:03:16 UTC
Falken Falcon wrote:
No, bad alt! Baad! Decoy's hair is glorious.
Now get in here to receive your spanking


Calm down, miner.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
Projak Dynamo
Pro Synergy
#2596 - 2015-09-06 23:20:15 UTC
Is it because your worth it? No naked flame within a Parsec of that hair!

The Pro Synergy Pilot is not just a fighting man, he is a salvage expert. If it is lost, in the blackness of space, he will find it. If it has been destroyed, he will loot and salvage it. If it is in his way, he will move it. If he is lucky he will be podded 20 jumps from home, for this is the closest he come to being hero.
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2597 - 2015-09-08 15:23:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Tisiphone Dira
Even in a 130 page thread about how awful everybody's avatar is, yours is the worst. Yours is a face that could launch a thousand spaceships, all in an effort to escape your face. Your angry attitude and stance with an heavy industrial background do nothing to scare me, I can see the weakness in your eyes, and so can everybody else. You should biomass that character immediately, for the good of the game.

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#2598 - 2015-09-08 19:05:31 UTC
Man, where do I start. Looks like somebody has wrapped your withered crone-like frame with a yellow tarpaulin stolen from a refugee camp's rubbish tip. Almost certainly the picture is taken from the back to hide your asymmetrical boobs. And that head. Looks like it came off an old doll and got dropped on that rotten corpse from orbit. An old doll that had been chewed by and passed through a Fedo. Twice.

I don't know whether to vomit or masturbate. Or both.

When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces...do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
Falken Falcon
#2599 - 2015-09-10 06:43:53 UTC
You look like what would happen if a goblin mated with a hippo

Aye, Sea Turtles
Chancellor Dantius Palpatine
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#2600 - 2015-09-10 12:01:13 UTC
You like you took two falcons to the face.