Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

(((TL;DR at the bottom folks.)))

I've been solo for a while now, but I have recently discovered that talking to my own alts IS in fact a form of schizophrenia, so I have decided to recruit some people into Room Is Empty!

We are currently searching for an inhabitable wormhole, C1,C2, or perhaps even C3 if we get lucky. The problem is, putting up a POS in a wormhole alone isn't nearly as fun as it used to and I don't give myself much to talk about, plus it DOES get expensive, so I want to drag some sorry fools along for the ride.

SP Requirements?

No SP requirements, but don't blame anyone except yourself if you can't scan your own way out, or get blown up, etc etc.

Ok then, any OTHER requirements?

Yes, there are a few personality types which I think do not belong in this corp. Amongst the blatantly stupid and the mentally unstable, there are some specific stupid/mentally unstable people who I would not like to join me in my escapades.

-Bleeding heart carebears; If you cannot kill, or even play a role in the killing such as scanning down/tacking then you cannot survive very efficiently in a WH.
-Raging idiots; I'm fine with idiots. If you can act like an idiot and get yourself podded for a few good laughs, then I admire your sense of humour. But if your idiocy gets yourself killed and you rage over some internet spaceships, then you may want to visit a psychologist.
-Very very VERY annoying people; If you sound like what the stereotypical 12 year old on Xbox live sounds like, then I and the rest of the corp may get so frustrated with you that we may commit ritual murder in front of our POS so we can rid ourselves of you. Just sayin.

Otherwise, as long as you can take a hit and laugh about it, not get offended by vulgar or distasteful jokes, lose many a ship in order to further yourself in the game without complaining, and eventually become a great player/corpmate, then you need only apply here and let your wormhole adventures start today (or tomorrow, or whenever, we are still looking for a hole...)

TL;DR Looking for a wormhole and members to populate it. The only requirement is that you must not be easily offended by anything, and you are able to laugh at your own mistakes

US time zone only, will be accepting others as we get more active members.

EDIT: Almost forgot: convo me in game or shoot an EVE mail, I ain't psychic!