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Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#1 - 2015-08-25 04:08:47 UTC
Sportsball is a new and energetic game in new eden. sportsball is very good.

First I will Release the sportsball. And then you will Recieve the sportsball. We will call this game Recieve.

Sportsball is capable of traveling at high speeds.

Sportsball is the best family game to play

Father: Son, Would you like to play some sportsball? We can do Recieve.

Son: Sure, where is mom?

Father: I have killed her, son.

Sportsball can be played in many diffferent ways. Sportsball can now be played from ship to ship or anywhere else.

There are now plans to house sportsball arenas in the bowels of citadels. Where blank clones will be programmed to play Recieve at very high speeds. This game will be highly addictive and can be dangerous to spectate due to body parts that have been separated from their owners traveling at high speeds. Concord Ethics Office would **** their pods if they knew that blank clones were being programmed to play sportsball in the bowels of citadels. But thats the plan. Eventually teams of humans will hand build clunky armor out of scrap found around for the blanks when they are playing sportsball. Whichever team is still standing wins because the armor probrably saved the clone.

yes
The Camera-Man
Casual Tea Co.
#2 - 2015-08-25 04:09:21 UTC
:)
Mr Gordon Ramsay
Doomheim
#3 - 2015-08-25 04:10:16 UTC
:)
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#4 - 2015-08-25 04:41:55 UTC
Its an Alex Grison post. We all knew what we expected.







Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Yang Aurilen
State War Academy
Caldari State
#5 - 2015-08-25 04:45:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Yang Aurilen
\o/ /o\ \o/

Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#6 - 2015-08-25 05:22:54 UTC
now this is why we need walking in stations! think of all the sick sportsball action we could have!

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Jill Xelitras
Xeltec services
#7 - 2015-08-25 12:16:43 UTC
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
now this is why we need walking in stations! think of all the sick sportsball action we could have!


I'm not going to play sportsball with chainsaw, not when I'm on the receiving end.

Don't anger the forum gods.

ISD Buldath:

> I Saw, I came, I Frowned, I locked, I posted, and I left.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#8 - 2015-08-25 13:18:09 UTC
Yay...another Alex Grison thread, another day made. Big smile

So what exactly is the difference between sportsball and sportsing then?

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2015-08-25 13:37:31 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Its an Alex Grison post. We all knew what we expected.









Unfortunately we all expected something different. Fortunately, it didn't matter.
Alex Grison
Grison Universal
#10 - 2015-08-25 18:58:21 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:
Yay...another Alex Grison thread, another day made. Big smile

So what exactly is the difference between sportsball and sportsing then?


In sportsing the clones have vocal programming. It's quite the sight to behold when you see blank clones with nearly transparent skin flying around the emptied out storage spaces playing sportsball while belting out opera.

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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#11 - 2015-08-25 19:41:58 UTC
Nothing beats Grifball, just don't call it that or Rooster Teeth will have your ass in a sling.

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."