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OK, so...why is it we can resize female boobs and butts but we can....

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Ravana 729
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#1 - 2015-08-23 16:24:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Ravana 729
OK, so...why is it we can resize female boobs and butts but we cant resize male packages. Seems sexist. Why is it all flat down there? I think you would have to cut it off and scoop out the area to make it that flat.

Yes I am a female player and I know gay guys are asking the same thing. THE SAME THING.
Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2015-08-23 16:31:31 UTC
I want a Penis and Boobs
Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-08-23 16:32:29 UTC
Both big*
Arla Sarain
#4 - 2015-08-23 16:35:06 UTC
The sex toys industry bloomed so hard (so punny) in New Eden that evolution decided to turn back.
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-08-23 16:47:12 UTC
It was done this way to save our delicate sensibilities.
We all know that the Minmatar would make the other empires feel...inadequate.
Ravana 729
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#6 - 2015-08-23 16:49:57 UTC
Not even actors and performers are that flat when they wear a leotard I mean come on!
stoicfaux
#7 - 2015-08-23 16:52:42 UTC
Ravana 729 wrote:
Seems sexist.

Why would you open a thread to ask a question that you answer in first paragraph of the first post? Seriously, what kind of person does that?


Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#8 - 2015-08-23 16:53:14 UTC
Because the prototype WiS character builder isn't very capable and lacks any real variety in morph parameters. It just has an fiarly neat UI and some decent (for the time) textures and shaders.
Ravana 729
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#9 - 2015-08-23 17:05:46 UTC
stoicfaux wrote:
Ravana 729 wrote:
Seems sexist.

Why would you open a thread to ask a question that you answer in first paragraph of the first post? Seriously, what kind of person does that?





I want answers. I don't want to believe that this game I love is run by sexist turds, and that I am giving them wads of money all of the time.
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#10 - 2015-08-23 17:08:31 UTC
Ravana 729 wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Ravana 729 wrote:
Seems sexist.

Why would you open a thread to ask a question that you answer in first paragraph of the first post? Seriously, what kind of person does that?





I want answers. I don't want to believe that this game I love is run by sexist turds, and that I am giving them wads of money all of the time.


Don't worry, the only sexist turds in EVE are ones who bring "gender" issues to the forums. Roll

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you
Ravana 729
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#11 - 2015-08-23 17:13:48 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Ravana 729 wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Ravana 729 wrote:
Seems sexist.

Why would you open a thread to ask a question that you answer in first paragraph of the first post? Seriously, what kind of person does that?





I want answers. I don't want to believe that this game I love is run by sexist turds, and that I am giving them wads of money all of the time.


Don't worry, the only sexist turds in EVE are ones who bring "gender" issues to the forums. Roll



100% neckbeard response
Cat Troll
Incorruptibles
#12 - 2015-08-23 17:16:33 UTC
Ravana 729 wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Ravana 729 wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Ravana 729 wrote:
Seems sexist.

Why would you open a thread to ask a question that you answer in first paragraph of the first post? Seriously, what kind of person does that?





I want answers. I don't want to believe that this game I love is run by sexist turds, and that I am giving them wads of money all of the time.


Don't worry, the only sexist turds in EVE are ones who bring "gender" issues to the forums. Roll



100% neckbeard response

http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-global/dims/GLOB/5/600/315/http://www.blogcdn.com/massively.joystiq.com/media/2012/12/bait-title.jpg

Lolwut: "Yes, you kids don't know how lucky you have it. These days noobs get given free tackle ships for PvP but back in the old days the only tackle ships we were given were our pods. We had to use them to bump their rookie ships out of alignment to stop them warping off."
Marsha Mallow
#13 - 2015-08-23 17:18:23 UTC
Ravana 729 wrote:
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Ravana 729 wrote:
I want answers. I don't want to believe that this game I love is run by sexist turds, and that I am giving them wads of money all of the time.


Don't worry, the only sexist turds in EVE are ones who bring "gender" issues to the forums. Roll



100% neckbeard response

LMAO Get him told

I agree that this is an outrage, and actually some of the straight guys seem upset they can't adjust themselves too

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Jenshae Chiroptera
#14 - 2015-08-23 17:21:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenshae Chiroptera
Gallowmere Rorschach wrote:
It was done this way to save our delicate sensibilities.
We all know that the Minmatar would make the other empires feel...inadequate.
That is based on a fallacy.
Less "beastly" looking slaves died on the way to America if food ran low.
25 years of Africa + locker rooms, backs this up.

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#15 - 2015-08-23 17:39:56 UTC
Fly a Thorax or a Deimos/Phobos as compensation.






CCP, Y U NO CODPIECES?!?!?!?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Malcanis
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
#16 - 2015-08-23 17:45:26 UTC
Ravana 729 wrote:
OK, so...why is it we can resize female boobs and butts but we cant resize male packages. Seems sexist. Why is it all flat down there? I think you would have to cut it off and scoop out the area to make it that flat.

Yes I am a female player and I know gay guys are asking the same thing. THE SAME THING.



The Patriarchy sends its regards

"Just remember later that I warned against any change to jump ranges or fatigue. You earned whats coming."

Grath Telkin, 11.10.2016
stoicfaux
#17 - 2015-08-23 17:51:32 UTC
Ravana 729 wrote:
Not even actors and performers are that flat when they wear a leotard I mean come on!

Does that include actors and performers in outdoor venues in Iceland?*



* Granted, concave isn't technically flat, but the point still stands.**

** No pun intended.***

*** Who am I kidding? It was intended.




Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
stoicfaux
#18 - 2015-08-23 17:57:59 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:

CCP, Y U NO CODPIECES?!?!?!?

I have asked the same question: NeX Item: Damnation Ship Codpiece

Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
Kiandoshia
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2015-08-23 18:50:05 UTC
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:
Ravana 729 wrote:
stoicfaux wrote:
Ravana 729 wrote:
Seems sexist.

Why would you open a thread to ask a question that you answer in first paragraph of the first post? Seriously, what kind of person does that?





I want answers. I don't want to believe that this game I love is run by sexist turds, and that I am giving them wads of money all of the time.


Don't worry, the only sexist turds in EVE are ones who bring "gender" issues to the forums. Roll


Well played.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#20 - 2015-08-23 19:00:40 UTC
The size of your e-peen should not be determined by the character editor but by your reckless spaceship actions....

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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