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CORP THIEF: INCINATE
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Starbuck05
Abiding Ormolus
#21 - 2015-08-19 15:30:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Starbuck05
I guess even famous people never heard of the also famous and old eve saying " never trust anyone "

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !
Fayral
Nano Currency
Yeet. Pray. Love.
#22 - 2015-08-19 17:31:28 UTC
Faewen dun like this
Cosmic Jihadi
Unbelievable Fuhkeree
#23 - 2015-08-19 18:37:38 UTC
If you've not heard of Faewen you are likely doing it wrong... Big smile
That being said, it must be a slow day on /r/eve or it is a targeted effort to raise the shitposting coefficient of C&P. Blink
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#24 - 2015-08-19 21:58:49 UTC
Feawen wrote:
I am not a nitshe alt


Incinate took these officer mods from me with the promise he would sell me a dreadnought at a "bro price" but has since dropped Corp with my officer mods and has not contracted me a dreadnought.


Please I beg of the great judge here not to strike me down but to instead use logic and wisdom to prevail against the true evil, Incinate

We are nothing if not wise and merciful. We have heard your plea and give you this chance to present us with a more compelling (see entertaining) story then has been told to condemn you

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2015-08-19 22:39:16 UTC
Cosmic Jihadi wrote:
If you've not heard of Faewen you are likely doing it wrong... Big smile
That being said, it must be a slow day on /r/eve or it is a targeted effort to raise the shitposting coefficient of C&P. Blink


Faewen memes have no relevance here.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#26 - 2015-08-19 23:40:18 UTC
Cosmic Jihadi wrote:
If you've not heard of Faewen you are likely doing it wrong... Big smile
That being said, it must be a slow day on /r/eve or it is a targeted effort to raise the shitposting coefficient of C&P. Blink



Reddit Famous is not the same as Eve Famous.

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Damnskippy
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2015-08-20 02:55:08 UTC
Feawen wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Auscent Issier wrote:
She lost the jury when she said she is EVE famous. I have played EVE in multiple accounts, corps and systems, and I never heard of her or her corp. Like they say in Law and Order "Goes for her credibility Your Honor."


Your honor I will restate the above for the record. I also have never heard of this person. So I must offer this as proof that the op is a nitche alt who made a slip for there is only one Eve famous person and that's nitche sadly. The op is clearly a nitche alt who hid the modules in question and is now blaming others. I also submit that the op is behind the drifter attacks on the Amarrian empire using it as a cover for the theft and to hide the love child the op had with Rosie o'donnell.


Respectively submitted before the court.

I thought perhaps it was just myself that had never heard of the OP so I took 2 polls to be sure I wasn't just living under a rock. First up I asked the Rens Residents whether they had heard of the OP. One of 278 said yes. Those are not good numbers at all but then I thought only 1 place and region was not a good test group so I asked 130 people in Aridia and they had not heard of the OP either. I am forced to therefore entertain the fact the OP may not really be Eve Famous as the OP and is possibly Eve Famous as Nitshe. However a disturbing trend did arise in both of these locations when I ran a Pole to find out if Nitshe was Eve Famous. Turns out that around 1/4 of the Aridians and a dozen Renzites know of Nitshe. Unless the OP can provide some Proof this completely skewed evidence and polluted control groups are what we will have to go off.

On a side note if we are to believe these control groups I am in fact Eve Famous so perhaps it's best if the OP provides some convincing evidence for us so we can forget this whole thingBlink



I question your data collecting methods, because whenever I go to jita or amarr I am pounded with trade, chat and mails

Handing out free officer mods will do that to you...
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2015-08-20 03:00:18 UTC
Feawen wrote:
I am not a nitshe alt


Incinate took these officer mods from me with the promise he would sell me a dreadnought at a "bro price" but has since dropped Corp with my officer mods and has not contracted me a dreadnought.


Please I beg of the great judge here not to strike me down but to instead use logic and wisdom to prevail against the true evil, Incinate


Feawen, in order to proceed with the case, we will need your testimony, the testimony of the accused, (Judge Noragen, I request that he be summoned to the thread, if it is in your power) as well as the definition of the term "bro price".

As "bro price" has no specific set value, I move that the court must regard the term as a fluctuating value, up to and including an unattainable amount of ISK. In working theory, you could still owe the accused billions upon TRILLIONS of ISK for the promised dreadnought.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#29 - 2015-08-20 03:22:58 UTC
IbanezLaney wrote:
Cosmic Jihadi wrote:
If you've not heard of Faewen you are likely doing it wrong... Big smile
That being said, it must be a slow day on /r/eve or it is a targeted effort to raise the shitposting coefficient of C&P. Blink



Reddit Famous is not the same as Eve Famous.

WTF is Reddit?

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs
Carrie-Anne Moss
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#30 - 2015-08-20 03:49:42 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
IbanezLaney wrote:
Cosmic Jihadi wrote:
If you've not heard of Faewen you are likely doing it wrong... Big smile
That being said, it must be a slow day on /r/eve or it is a targeted effort to raise the shitposting coefficient of C&P. Blink



Reddit Famous is not the same as Eve Famous.

WTF is Reddit?

The place/forum where CCP DEVS are way Way more active, open, informative, and responsive then these official forums.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#31 - 2015-08-20 04:53:19 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Feawen wrote:
I am not a nitshe alt


Incinate took these officer mods from me with the promise he would sell me a dreadnought at a "bro price" but has since dropped Corp with my officer mods and has not contracted me a dreadnought.


Please I beg of the great judge here not to strike me down but to instead use logic and wisdom to prevail against the true evil, Incinate


Feawen, in order to proceed with the case, we will need your testimony, the testimony of the accused, (Judge Noragen, I request that he be summoned to the thread, if it is in your power) as well as the definition of the term "bro price".

As "bro price" has no specific set value, I move that the court must regard the term as a fluctuating value, up to and including an unattainable amount of ISK. In working theory, you could still owe the accused billions upon TRILLIONS of ISK for the promised dreadnought.


He has been summoned however if he no shows as is the custom we shall use the defence of the best proxy who steps forward

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#32 - 2015-08-20 15:46:50 UTC
I can fight his corner if he's a no-show.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#33 - 2015-08-21 19:58:46 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Feawen wrote:
Valkin Mordirc wrote:
I was recently unjustly accused of stealing a few officer mods by none other than Feawen who posted in C&P without proof


please be aware that if you come accross this person he might wrongly accuse you of crimes, without providing his burden of truth


watch out



i am eve famous and above this kind of slander and libel please don't accuse me of this again thanks


Feawen.

Please, brother, say it isn't so.


I must do my appointed duties at this point, and initiate an investigation into your actions... As a possible Nitshe alt.

Long live the Inquisition.

Does Feawen like this? I can't tell...

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Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#34 - 2015-08-21 22:23:16 UTC
We have waited long enough. Volunteer prosecution and defense may now present either side as they see fit

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#35 - 2015-08-22 07:07:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Domino Vyse
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
We have waited long enough. Volunteer prosecution and defense may now present either side as they see fit



Thankyou, your honour. I will now present my defense of the accused INCINATE.

Let me pose some questions to the courtroom. How can you convict a man of a crime without evidence? Do we live in a time where anyone can just come to our beloved C&P and shout nonsense accusations at people? Also, who the heck is 'Feawen'?

As far as I can see from the empty claims posted by the OP, the OP was generous enough to give officer mods to the accused, on the basis that the accused would sell him a dreadnought in return for cheap. As is the case with many business transactions, the deal fell through. My client can not be held responsible for the OP's laziness in not using a third party, (a service I offer, might I add).

I propose that the officer mods should remain in the possession of INCINATE, as a lesson to Feawen to use a third party in future transactions. I also propose that Feawen should go back to Reddit, as the hogwash that she posted here just doesn't meet the standards that we require.



The court will decide the final verdict, My client and I will support any decision made.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#36 - 2015-08-22 08:12:52 UTC
Thankyou Domino for taking this case on behalf of the accused. Any volunteers for the accuser? Leto?

CoolCool

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#37 - 2015-08-22 13:26:44 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Thankyou Domino for taking this case on behalf of the accused. Any volunteers for the accuser? Leto?

CoolCool


I must abstain from representing the OP as I am acquainted with same.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Bellatrix Invicta
Doomheim
#38 - 2015-08-22 14:23:31 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Thankyou Domino for taking this case on behalf of the accused. Any volunteers for the accuser? Leto?

CoolCool


I'll take the reins.

My defense of "Feawen" is thus:

*ahem*

Your mom. The defense of the accused rests.

If you think you've won, think again.

The CODE always wins.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#39 - 2015-08-22 22:37:51 UTC  |  Edited by: BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Had the accused been contacted about this case? Also I feel it was a mistake for faewen to bring this to the court of C&P. Reedit would have provided a more favorable resolution.

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Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#40 - 2015-08-22 23:10:59 UTC
Feawen wrote:
I am not a nitshe alt


Incinate took these officer mods from me with the promise he would sell me a dreadnought at a "bro price" but has since dropped Corp with my officer mods and has not contracted me a dreadnought.


Please I beg of the great judge here not to strike me down but to instead use logic and wisdom to prevail against the true evil, Incinate



The term "bro price" is accepted vernacular in a well documented local dialect of lolcat patois for "thanks for the free stuff."

Obviously you never had a brother (or had one who was defective (*nice)).

In reading this recount of the agreement between you and the accused, I think you have no case.

He serviced the contract in exactly the manner agreed upon, however you are defaming his character on the forums.

I would be reticent not to bring this to your attention. The court will take note.