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Presidente Gallente
Best Kept Dunked
Wreckflix and chill
#1 - 2015-08-10 14:41:14 UTC  |  Edited by: Presidente Gallente
Have a nice and fun week with EVE! Twisted

SPEED DATING
Starbuck05
Abiding Ormolus
#2 - 2015-08-10 16:43:10 UTC
Jovian ofc

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !
Presidente Gallente
Best Kept Dunked
Wreckflix and chill
#3 - 2015-08-10 16:46:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Presidente Gallente
Starbuck05 wrote:
Jovian ofc


As long as we can't choose to be Jovian ... well ... you're right.
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#4 - 2015-08-10 16:47:57 UTC
Presidente Gallente wrote:


SPEED DATING


A few things wrong with that picture:

-They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement.
-He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman.
-He's not fat
-She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor.

Mr Epeen Cool
Presidente Gallente
Best Kept Dunked
Wreckflix and chill
#5 - 2015-08-10 16:49:25 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Presidente Gallente wrote:


SPEED DATING


A few things wrong with that picture:

-They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement.
-He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman.
-He's not fat
-She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor.

Mr Epeen Cool


You are talking about WOW players ... THIS IS EVE! Lol
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#6 - 2015-08-10 16:57:27 UTC
Presidente Gallente wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Presidente Gallente wrote:


SPEED DATING


A few things wrong with that picture:

-They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement.
-He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman.
-He's not fat
-She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor.

Mr Epeen Cool


You are talking about WOW players ... THIS IS EVE! Lol


Oh...right.

No poop-sock beside his chair. Now it's an EVE thing.

Mr Epeen Cool
pushdogg
relocation LLC.
#7 - 2015-08-10 17:40:39 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Presidente Gallente wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Presidente Gallente wrote:


SPEED DATING


A few things wrong with that picture:

-They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement.
-He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman.
-He's not fat
-She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor.

Mr Epeen Cool


You are talking about WOW players ... THIS IS EVE! Lol


Oh...right.

No poop-sock beside his chair. Now it's an EVE thing.

Mr Epeen Cool


Poop-sock?!......Dafuq is that?!
Eternus8lux8lucis
Guardians of the Gate
RAZOR Alliance
#8 - 2015-08-10 17:51:32 UTC
LOL

The best one of that is if I die what do you do?!?!

"Loot and salvage your wreck!!"Big smile

Have you heard anything I've said?

You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?

That's right.

Had to end sometime.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#9 - 2015-08-10 18:08:39 UTC
This thread lost me at "poop sock".

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Matrea D
Maggie's Magical Miners
#10 - 2015-08-10 18:13:33 UTC
pushdogg wrote:

Poop-sock?!......Dafuq is that?!


You know what it is.
ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#11 - 2015-08-10 18:44:15 UTC
Bravo to the creator of this gem. I'm going to try this on my wife tonight. LolBig smile

ISD Decoy

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#12 - 2015-08-10 18:53:27 UTC
ISD Decoy wrote:
Bravo to the creator of this gem. I'm going to try this on my wife tonight. LolBig smile


Honey, I have plans for us tonight.

Really? Can I have a hint?

You. Me. Poop sock.

....



Seriously.. you ISDs are a strange breed.. but who am I to judge?

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
ISD Lyrin Rands
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#13 - 2015-08-10 21:14:34 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
ISD Decoy wrote:
Bravo to the creator of this gem. I'm going to try this on my wife tonight. LolBig smile


Honey, I have plans for us tonight.

Really? Can I have a hint?

You. Me. Poop sock.

....



Seriously.. you ISDs are a strange breed.. but who am I to judge?


Can't argue with that. Roll

ISD Lyrin Rands

Lieutenant

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
ISD Decoy
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#14 - 2015-08-11 05:28:08 UTC
Decoy: Amarr, Caldar......
Decoy's Wife: Are you talking to your "interweb friends" again?
Decoy: Cuddles?
Decoy's Wife: OK

#winning

ISD Decoy

Captain

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#15 - 2015-08-11 09:03:02 UTC
Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:
LOL

The best one of that is if I die what do you do?!?!

"Loot and salvage your wreck!!"Big smile

They still do that, so w/e.
Except maybe salvaging. That's still uncommon.

Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
Lulu Lunette
Savage Moon Society
#16 - 2015-08-11 12:04:34 UTC
Shocked

@lunettelulu7
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#17 - 2015-08-11 12:35:04 UTC
Poop-sock eh ?

I knew there was a final piece of gear missing from my setup !
Hadrian Blackstone
Yamato Holdings
#18 - 2015-08-11 13:47:23 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Presidente Gallente wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Presidente Gallente wrote:


SPEED DATING


A few things wrong with that picture:

-They don't appear to be sitting in his mother's basement.
-He seems to be talking (without stuttering) to a real woman.
-He's not fat
-She seems to be unaffected by his rank gamer body odor.

Mr Epeen Cool


You are talking about WOW players ... THIS IS EVE! Lol


Oh...right.

No poop-sock beside his chair. Now it's an EVE thing.

Mr Epeen Cool


That's disgusting, animalistic behavior. Civilized people use a bucket.
Vortexo VonBrenner
Doomheim
#19 - 2015-08-11 16:05:03 UTC
What I hate is when you are trying to get ready really fast because you stayed awake too long playing EvE. You're getting dressed fast and grab a sock that is near and put it on...and...not a good start to the day...






EvE security zones in pictures

EvE quick reference pdf

EvE links
ISD Lyrin Rands
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#20 - 2015-08-11 20:48:51 UTC
Vortexo VonBrenner wrote:
What I hate is when you are trying to get ready really fast because you stayed awake too long playing EvE. You're getting dressed fast and grab a sock that is near and put it on...and...not a good start to the day...


That is a good point. I may need to convert to the bucket approach.

ISD Lyrin Rands

Lieutenant

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
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