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Dr Karsun

Coffee Lovers Brewing Club

Likes received: 117

#1 - 2012-01-02 09:44:03 UTC

Dear capsuleers,

It has com to my attention that our planets may be in danger. Some time ago there have been wide spread rumors that there may be actual people living down there serving us, not only automated machines. There was also a tiny rumor that there may even be soldiers.

Naturally, we, the demigods roaming the skies laughed at this idea, knowing that whoever would ever try to stand against any single one of us, would be turned to dust. Any army on a surface of a planet would be nothing more than a breeze of fresh tears and grief. We all know that, or rather we all knew that.

The so-called "threat" of mortals rising against us to either fight us or join us has become even more probable. I have been informed, by my well whipped mortal servants, that the surface vermin are going to start testing their fighting abilities without our participation and permission. I find it essential that whoever has a strange, ancient device, called a ps3 take part in the tests to leak us information about their progress.

The source of http://www.dust514.org/ has also confirmed the existance of the tests starting soon(tm). God help the mortals, because if he won't, we certainly will turn them to dust.

Best regards,
Dr Karsun
CLBC ceo

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Tie Fighters Inc 1,329
rodyas Tie Fighters Inc Likes received: 1,329	#2 - 2012-01-02 09:48:54 UTC 4 Thanks, suppose we will just snuff them out with our high taxes. Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

Dark Venture Corporation Kitchen Sinkhole 536
Dbars Grinding Dark Venture Corporation Kitchen Sinkhole Likes received: 536	#3 - 2012-01-02 09:49:28 UTC ok! high five bro! I have more space likes than you.

Caldari Provisions Caldari State 221
Halcyon Ingenium Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 221	#4 - 2012-01-02 09:53:44 UTC Ashes to Ashes... By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!

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Tiberius Sunstealer Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 176	#5 - 2012-01-02 09:54:11 UTC Bah. You got my hopes up only to find it's only available to Europe and America. No love for the kangaroo riders down South.


Halcyon Ingenium Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 221	#6 - 2012-01-02 09:54:21 UTC Dust to Dust... By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!


Halcyon Ingenium Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 221	#7 - 2012-01-02 09:54:36 UTC This is the empty comfort... By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!


Halcyon Ingenium Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 221	#8 - 2012-01-02 09:54:49 UTC Priests give to us... By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!

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Solhild Doomheim Likes received: 2,010	#9 - 2012-01-02 09:55:33 UTC rodyas wrote: Thanks, suppose we will just snuff them out with our high taxes. Amused


Tiberius Sunstealer Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 176	#10 - 2012-01-02 10:02:19 UTC Halcyon Ingenium wrote: Ashes to Ashes... Sorry for breaking your combo. Better luck next time!

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Tallianna Avenkarde Pyre of Gods Likes received: 444	#11 - 2012-01-02 10:03:53 UTC Tiberius Sunstealer wrote: Bah. You got my hopes up only to find it's only available to Europe and America. No love for the kangaroo riders down South. For the love of god please be not true! And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.


Halcyon Ingenium Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 221	#12 - 2012-01-02 10:16:43 UTC Tiberius Sunstealer wrote: Halcyon Ingenium wrote: Ashes to Ashes... Sorry for breaking your combo. Better luck next time! That's ok, plenty of time ahead of me. By the way, since we're already talking, do you want to buy a rifter? I've got the cheapest rifters in Metropolis. If you can find a cheaper rifter, buy it!

Dirt 'n' Glitter Local Is Primary 1,863
ACE McFACE Dirt 'n' Glitter Local Is Primary Likes received: 1,863	#13 - 2012-01-02 10:18:37 UTC Tiberius Sunstealer wrote: Bah. You got my hopes up only to find it's only available to Europe and America. No love for the kangaroo riders down South. I hope I can pretend to be American Now, more than ever, we need a dislike button.

Dr Karsun

Coffee Lovers Brewing Club

Likes received: 117

#14 - 2012-01-02 10:26:16 UTC | Edited by: Dr Karsun

I am in one of the good zones, but currently do not own any ancient video game hardware. It is possible that I will own one, but unfortunetally I got no idea when, so it is you who have to spread the love to the surface scum.

We should spread all the virtues of New Eden to the mortals, especially such universally appreciated values as greed, sloth, wrath, pride and the biggest New Eden virtue - vainglory.

We shall fear no evil, capsuleers, for we are the darkness.

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Marcus Harikari Likes received: 223	#15 - 2012-01-02 11:07:15 UTC Just nuke them from orbit.


rodyas Tie Fighters Inc Likes received: 1,329	#16 - 2012-01-02 11:17:44 UTC Marcus Harikari wrote: Just nuke them from orbit. They will just disconnect before it hits so they dont lose anything. Signature removed for inappropriate language - CCP Eterne

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Thomas Gore Blackfyre Enterprise Likes received: 288	#17 - 2012-01-02 11:28:55 UTC rodyas wrote: Marcus Harikari wrote: Just nuke them from orbit. They will just disconnect before it hits so they dont lose anything. It's a PS3 shooter. You don't assume they actually lose anything by dying, do you?

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svetlana Constellation Guard Likes received: 27	#18 - 2012-01-02 11:29:26 UTC I can haz PS3?

Dr Karsun

Coffee Lovers Brewing Club

Likes received: 117

#19 - 2012-01-02 11:32:29 UTC

Thomas Gore wrote:

rodyas wrote:

Marcus Harikari wrote:

Just nuke them from orbit.

They will just disconnect before it hits so they dont lose anything.

It's a PS3 shooter. You don't assume they actually lose anything by dying, do you?

Actually they do... As I've seen all tanks and gear are lost upon death. That's why we provide stuff to them for battles - because they can't afford it.

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Lucien Visteen Imperial Academy Amarr Empire Likes received: 160	#20 - 2012-01-02 13:30:16 UTC 1 War.. war never changes, or does it? The war has changed, did it? The answer is no. Unless it is yes. No of course it is, it's war, Yes. No. Yes..? On another note. Looking forward to the beta. Hope I get access (hint hint CCP) The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.