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Wormhole Parody For the Bears
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Mourn LeBlade
Jupiter Roughriders
#1 - 2015-08-03 01:15:27 UTC
Hey you ! out there in the cold
Getting lonely, never bold, can you gank me
Hey you ! Cloaking off the hole
With itchy finger and snarky trolls, can you gank me
Hey you ! don't help them to mine the gas
Don't bear-out and be an ass.
Hey you ! mining all alone
sitting vapid by the drone would you scram me
Hey you ! with your ear against the roid
Waiting for someone to scan in would you scram me
Hey you ! would you help me to carry the pown
Approach fell apart, I'm running home
But it was only a tragedy
The bear was too dull as you can see
No matter how he tried he could not gank me
And the Worms ate into his profit.
Hey you ! out there on the roid
Always stabbing to avoid, can you point me
Hey you ! out there beyond the hole
Hurting feelings as a troll, can you point me
Hey you ! don't tell me there's no grope at all
Tacklers we manned, provided we brawl.

LTCOL LeBlade 177 Division Live Free or Die
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#2 - 2015-08-03 02:24:19 UTC
People dont mine in WHs anymore.

There is no Bob.

Stuck In Here With Me:  http://sihwm.blogspot.com.au/

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Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#3 - 2015-08-03 02:57:26 UTC
I think my rendition of the Carebears Picnic was better. . but i may be biased

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----

GizzyBoy
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#4 - 2015-08-03 04:04:11 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
People dont mine in WHs anymore.


I killed a miner in w-space not 2 days past.
Jack Miton
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#5 - 2015-08-03 05:23:05 UTC
GizzyBoy wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
People dont mine in WHs anymore.

I killed a miner in w-space not 2 days past.

I call BS!!! not possible.

There is no Bob.

Stuck In Here With Me:  http://sihwm.blogspot.com.au/

Down the Pipe:  http://feeds.feedburner.com/CloakyScout
GizzyBoy
I N E X T R E M I S
Tactical Narcotics Team
#6 - 2015-08-03 05:44:17 UTC
Jack Miton wrote:
GizzyBoy wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
People dont mine in WHs anymore.

I killed a miner in w-space not 2 days past.

I call BS!!! not possible.



to top it off a ransom was proffered!
Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
xX SERENITY Xx
#7 - 2015-08-03 09:41:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Amak Boma
Jack Miton wrote:
People dont mine in WHs anymore.


i do mine in wormholes I LOVE GNEISS! hail to the great gneiss asteroid. gneiss was brought by bob and bob is praised when evryone mine the gneiss.

btw i do c72 and c70 gases (placin bubbles in ordinary perimeter reservoirs for bloody traps:D ) oh my pos is bloody trap and someone fell onto it few days ago lost 2 cheap tayras but pos killed 3 bombers 2 mtu . so passive pvp can be done in game


sooo there is my wormhole poem for miners for the bob and for hero tacklers

hey people i am stratios fitted witl scram web and neuts
im roaming throught your wormhole ore sites (aka belts)
as you know i am so cloaky you take your shine and go mine
i am still in hide watching you do how far it will go?
i come closer so you will be my dinner as idrones as weapon of my choice choosen.
i decloak next to you point web and neut on u then i launched drones
slowly grinding your shields then armor and hull , sounds like crushing bones
now you are gone my objective is done i can go back home oh no! they come!
sabre jumped in pilgrim came in and so two sin i spooled the warp but was not fast
now i die in agony but with honor and great glory
just before i exploded got sabre and his pod doomed
now i am no more.
smokeAjoint
Catch And Release Privateering
#8 - 2015-08-03 11:10:34 UTC
I like Pink Floyd


** legalize it**
Gunz blazing Ronuken
Insane's Asylum
#9 - 2015-08-03 11:37:04 UTC
This was awesome! Smile
what music would be good as background?
Mourn LeBlade
Jupiter Roughriders
#10 - 2015-08-03 12:37:25 UTC
Gunz blazing Ronuken wrote:
This was awesome! Smile
what music would be good as background?


It's a parody of "Hey You!" by Pink Floyd.

I'd like some folks to get a band together and rock it hard at the CCP festival in Iceland.

LTCOL LeBlade 177 Division Live Free or Die
Seraph Essael
Air
The Initiative.
#11 - 2015-08-03 12:41:54 UTC
GizzyBoy wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
GizzyBoy wrote:
Jack Miton wrote:
People dont mine in WHs anymore.

I killed a miner in w-space not 2 days past.

I call BS!!! not possible.



to top it off a ransom was proffered!

Been there...bombed two macks while mining one died, pointed one and he paid up. Win win!

Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person."
Pax Deltari
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2015-08-03 14:29:17 UTC
I found a Mack in the past couple of days as well! But afterwards he convo'd me and asked him why I didn't show up in local so I felt bad since he obviously hadn't gotten the no mining in WH space memo :(
Hippinse
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2015-08-03 17:00:31 UTC
Mourn LeBlade wrote:
Gunz blazing Ronuken wrote:
This was awesome! Smile
what music would be good as background?


It's a parody of "Hey You!" by Pink Floyd.

I'd like some folks to get a band together and rock it hard at the CCP festival in Iceland.


Whoosh. (I hope.)
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#14 - 2015-08-03 17:52:06 UTC
I like mining. Park Barge at Arkanor, go scanning the chain. Wait for bomber.
Mourn LeBlade
Jupiter Roughriders
#15 - 2015-08-04 01:27:32 UTC
K I was hasty with the fast cut, I tightened it up a bit with three changes.

Hey you ! out there in the cold
Getting lonely, never bold, can you gank me
Hey you ! cloaking off the hole
With itchy finger and snarky trolls, can you gank me
Hey you ! don't help them to mine the gas
Don't bear-out and be an ass.
Hey you ! mining all alone
sitting vapid by the drone would you scram me
Hey you ! with your ear against the roid
Waiting for someone to scan in would you scram me
Hey you ! would you help me to carry the pown
Approach fell apart, I'm warping home
But it was only a tragedy
The bear was too dull as you can see
No matter how he cried he could not gank me
And the Worms ate into his profit.
Hey you ! out there on the roid
Always stabbing to avoid, can you point me
Hey you ! out there beyond the hole
Hurting feelings as a troll, can you point me
Hey you ! don't tell me there's no blob at all
Tacklers we manned, provided we brawl.

LTCOL LeBlade 177 Division Live Free or Die