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Weirdest/Ballsiest/Stupidest thing you've done in Eve

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Alberich Leng
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#161 - 2012-01-01 16:27:11 UTC
Drunken stupidity isn't very uncommon I guess, but just to keep the thread bumped:

Some time ago I was bored of doing missions, and had started running courier contracts in hi-sec.

One night after having quaffed a substantial number of pints at the pub, I log on to eve and spot a juicy contract between Jita and Hek. The collateral was 315 million ISK, almost my entire fortune at the time.

Long story short, I pass out two jumps from Jita, and wake up with a hangover in a clone bay in Jufvitte, with less than a million in my wallet. Back to doing missions...
Minta Contha
Emergent Entity
#162 - 2012-01-01 16:51:23 UTC
Not really very stupid, but a bad decision: I decided that rather than bother to exert the tiny effort to pick up a shuttle to travel a few jumps to get a new ship I'd bought in another system, I would just go the short distance in my pod. The route was entirely in hisec. What could go wrong?
As I warped to gate, someone else was there being suicide ganked. The gankers were also using smartbombs. Guess who came out of warp right next to the smartbombing ship just as it went off?
At least my implants were cheap ones...

My cooking is like my lovemaking - fast, greasy, and unsatisfying.
March rabbit
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#163 - 2012-01-01 18:39:44 UTC
was in a corp with low-sec POS for researching purposes....
got my retriever to that system to mine RARE and EXPENSIVE ores... Cool
....
was mining for like 30 minutes chatting in corp chat.... local you say? what is it?
....
pirate was nice enough to not pod me..... bad news is: refining module in POS was offlined and hemorphite i mined out got me like 1 mil.....

Nice times.... Big smile

The Mittani: "the inappropriate drunked joke"
Arushia
Nova Labs
Stainless Steel Orkz
#164 - 2012-01-01 19:31:51 UTC
Weirdest/ballsiest:

i tanked hull ... in an alliance tournament.
Dyaven
#165 - 2012-01-01 19:32:41 UTC
After roaming lowsec for hours with no results in my Ishtar, found a Myrmidon in a belt! I warp in, engage, get Concorded. Sad I had wandered into a 0.5 system.
Ascendic
Polaris Syndicate
#166 - 2012-01-01 20:55:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Ascendic
Blew up my pro fit tengu with my alts sentry drones in a plex. Since then I have never carebear'd again. True story.

I tried to explain to CCP that a rogue drone had warped into the plex and assimilated my sentry drones and I should get my tengu back but they didnt listen........

Jerkwads.
Kha'Vorn
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#167 - 2012-01-01 20:59:26 UTC
Dyaven wrote:
After roaming lowsec for hours with no results in my Ishtar, found a Myrmidon in a belt! I warp in, engage, get Concorded. Sad I had wandered into a 0.5 system.


Your not the only one. Enter system, think Oh my god, look at all the targets in here. Warp to belt, get a moist feeling in my pants when I see three retrivers. Boom Boom. Oh hello Concord...
Wacktopia
Fleet-Up.com
Keep It Simple Software Group
#168 - 2012-01-01 21:32:57 UTC
Made a cup of tea whilst 0.0 ratting when I was a noob. Came back and I was in station and took me a few minutes to figure out what had happened lol.

Kitchen sink? Seriousy, get your ship together -  Fleet-Up.com
Lightnin
DieHarder LiveLonger Corporation
#169 - 2012-01-01 23:21:10 UTC
well i can not post any dum or stupid stuff that I have done in this forum

anything i do in eve is what i want to do so if i make it out alive then thats great

if i make it not out alive thats not so great

to put it planly what we do is what we do and we can always do it the right way or the EVE way

THATS EVE --- SO LETS DO IT ARE WAY

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