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best joke played on corp mate?
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Maldiro Selkurk
Radiation Sickness
#21 - 2015-07-28 00:44:25 UTC
convinced my corp i actually play the game, when you and i know i spend all my time thread trolling....shhh, our little secret.

Yawn,  I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
#22 - 2015-07-28 00:51:20 UTC
Maldiro Selkurk wrote:
convinced my corp i actually play the game, when you and i know i spend all my time thread trolling....shhh, our little secret.


Won't tell a soul...

"Tomahawks?"

"----in' A, right?"

"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."

"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
Maldiro Selkurk
Radiation Sickness
#23 - 2015-07-28 00:57:43 UTC
Sobaan Tali wrote:
Maldiro Selkurk wrote:
convinced my corp i actually play the game, when you and i know i spend all my time thread trolling....shhh, our little secret.


Won't tell a soul...

Thanks !

Yawn,  I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
Johnny Riko
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#24 - 2015-07-28 11:09:27 UTC
Glathull wrote:
I seduced a corpmate's mother one time. He was kind of a ****, and she was kind of hot. While I was banging her, I left team speak on so the guy had to listen to it. I had my speakers off, so we couldn't hear anything, but apparently he was raging pretty hard while it was going on.


This happened.

I wanna join up. I think I got what it takes to be a Citizen.
Dunpeal Hunter
Zervas Aeronautics
#25 - 2015-07-28 11:28:02 UTC
I have been adding random people to my contactlist and sending them "accidental" notifications with the following message:

Pretty weird guy, likes to fly around in expensive stuff.
Possible candidate for project Orion.

Now i keep getting private convo's where people ask me what project Orion is :D

I dont know if this is important or not, but i have chickens.....
Lady Ayeipsia
BlueWaffe
#26 - 2015-07-28 15:30:12 UTC
I made pot noodles in the sacred teapot. Fun, tasty, but they do could not take a joke.
Globby
Never Ignorant Gettin' Goals Accomplished
Gimme Da Loot
#27 - 2015-07-28 15:58:59 UTC
i killed them all hahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha
Hicksimus
Torgue
#28 - 2015-07-28 21:35:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Hicksimus
We were making sure a corp CEO's Orca move went smoothly when he said one sec I need to answer the door. We had heard his speakers through his mic so we blasted his orca down to hull warning very quickly knowing he'd hear it. He was back at the computer in no time but shortly after that he quit EvE and we haven't heard from him in years. Shocked

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
Remiel Pollard
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#29 - 2015-07-29 11:37:17 UTC
Chasing newbro corp mates with an alt they don't know you have through lowsec, listening to them panic on Mumble while you do it, and pretending you're on your way to help, letting the urgency increase with every minute = priceless.

When the little bastard actually turns on your alt, surprising it out of nowhere, and blows him up with skill you weren't expecting = also priceless.

“Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'. Jam those ones first, and kill them last.” - Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
Lloyd Roses
Artificial Memories
#30 - 2015-07-29 12:06:05 UTC
c5-jita connection in your chainmapper.
Marcus Gord
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#31 - 2015-07-29 12:22:48 UTC
convinced a friend that the Orca had a jump drive.

In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness.

http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png
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