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[Low Sec Corp] looking for more for Shenanigans [AYAA]

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Armtoe
Arton Yachting and Angling Club
Domain Research and Mining Inst.
#1 - 2015-07-15 14:56:39 UTC  |  Edited by: Armtoe
Arton Yachting and Angling Club is a small low sec corp based in Domain near provi that is part of the Domain Research and Mining Inst. which is a well established pvp pirate alliance.

At the present time we are looking for a handful of additional players to fill out our ranks to engage in lowsec and highsec shenanigans. (We are not adverse to nullsec just lazy).

What we offer:

  • Shenanigans

  • Blops, Blops and more Blops.

  • Small gang pvp

  • Big game hunting - Orcas, JFs, Carriers, Dreads, Supers, Titans, Oh My!

  • Knowledgeable folk who understand how to pvp

  • Causal pvp experience - no cta's, no mandatory ops.

  • Recognition that RL is more important then Eve - go ahead and take care of the baby, or cook diner for the wife - just understand that in the few minutes that you are away somebody is going to drop on a 20 bil JF and you will miss the cut.

  • Alliance mates that never seem to sleep, that are always on looking for things to drop on. (We are EU-US tz, but they are always on. Trust me; these guys never sleep. That JF that docked up for three days thinking it is going to out wait us - its just not happening).

  • TS

  • TS trolls - we have several well established TS trolls - they own the TS; they wont go away

  • Ability to do your own thing - as long as you are not shooting blues, we dont care what you do in your spare time - even if it is carebearing. Now if you are shooting blues that may or may not be ok depending on the particular blue. Also we do have POCOs and easy access to ice mining if that is your thing.


  • What we ask for:

  • Desire to engage in lowsec and highsec shenanigans.

  • Ability to fly Blops is a plus but not a deal breaker as you can always be bait.

  • Thick skin is required due to TS trolls

  • You must be self sufficient - all of us have our own sidelines to make isk but we also (in general) share kills with all on the km, so by being active you should be more then able to pay for your pvp habit, as long as that habit is not losing blops and t3s every other day (yes, i'm talking about you Evan).

  • You must be a self starter - not everyday is going to be dead jf's and stupid folk flying orcas from gate to gate. On those slow days, you must be willing to make your own fun - either go out and hunt targets or do something else, even if its pve (we wont judge).

  • You must be at least willing to listen in on comms.

  • No stupid LM - we already have one special snowflake and don't need another.

  • Here is the obligatory link to the Killboard: The Real Arton Crew
    Zkillboard because that seems more up to date
    A fairly typical recent carrier kill
    Recent Titan Kill

    If interested post here or send in game mail. OFC full Api Check and TS interview are mandatory. And by full Api check I mean just that - a full api for your entire account on which the character is on and if you have any other accounts, full api for them too. Can't agree to the Api check then don't apply - or at least play dumb (e.g. I don't have any other accounts; what do you mean this is a character api, I have no alts).

    Regards,
    Armtoe

    P.S. We love industry types - after all someone has to fill up our home system stations with goodies (aka bait) for the masses to buy. If you are an industry type, feel free to join us so that you may take advantage of our no taxes, easy access to ice and low sec ore, and zero tax PI, while working with the certain knowledge that your good works will be put to sufficiently mischievous uses.

    Also I know our corporation description is confusing - just ignore it as it is all shenanigans.
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #2 - 2015-07-15 15:01:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Armtoe
    bump
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #3 - 2015-07-16 13:12:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Armtoe
    Did I say we have shenanigans? Still looking for folk interested in shenanigans....

    Some of last nights shenanigans
    Atreides Horza
    Caldari Provisions
    Caldari State
    #4 - 2015-07-16 13:37:40 UTC
    Sent you a mail. :)
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #5 - 2015-07-16 15:00:40 UTC
    Atreides Horza wrote:
    Sent you a mail. :)


    Thanks. Sent you one back.
    Rapala Armiron
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #6 - 2015-07-17 13:43:03 UTC
    So apparently there is a rumor going about that goons are on the verge of invading Provi. Is this true? Who knows . . . . But it certainly as stirred up the provi folk - made them all run around higgledy–piggledy. Up and down our pipe they go, running from the specter of the great goon Boogeyman, which of course gives us more opportunities for - you guessed it - shenanigans.

    Some of last nights shenanigans -

    Provi BS gang Drop

    Yet another orca kill.

    If you are in to shenanigans this is the place for you. Drop us a mail or post here and lets chat.
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #7 - 2015-07-18 03:40:01 UTC
    Bump in the night.
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #8 - 2015-07-19 01:10:43 UTC
    Rise
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #9 - 2015-07-19 23:14:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Armtoe
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #10 - 2015-07-20 14:19:23 UTC
    Rapala Armiron
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #11 - 2015-07-21 00:07:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Rapala Armiron
    So there has been a lot of discussion about low sec shenanigans --- but what about them high sec shenanigans? What do a bunch of low sec pirates do in high sec? Shenanigans of course. How does something like this even happen? No awoking, no war dec, just pure clean shenanigans.....
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #12 - 2015-07-21 22:07:26 UTC
    Up
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #13 - 2015-07-22 17:45:31 UTC
    IMO the best targets to shoot in Eve are those that don't shoot back - the bigger, the fatter, the slower the better. I just love the idea of cracking them open to find the secret toy surprise inside. Ofc sometimes its a bust, but other times its a jackpot - yes Forest its like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to find inside. Now don't get me wrong, I'll shoot anything that comes down the pipe, but a big fat whale is for me eve bliss.

    If you too like old style eve pirate pvp - ganking economic targets of opportunity, holding folk for ransom, and killing everything in sight, then drop us a line as we may be the place for you.
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #14 - 2015-07-23 21:00:38 UTC
    Up Up and Away.
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #15 - 2015-07-24 16:17:48 UTC
    To the top, go!
    Rapala Armiron
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #16 - 2015-07-25 03:59:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Rapala Armiron
    Some of last nights Shenanigans
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #17 - 2015-07-26 03:18:08 UTC
    bump'd d de bump
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #18 - 2015-07-26 23:25:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Armtoe
    Some of today's shenanigans:
    Another dead Orca

    That Fit?!?
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #19 - 2015-07-27 16:55:32 UTC
    Today's Bump is a pirate sea shanty:

    Whiskey is the life of man
    Always was since the world began

    Whiskey-o, Johnny-o
    John rise her up from down below
    Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey-o
    Up aloft this yard must go
    John rise her up from down below

    Whiskey here, whiskey there
    Whiskey almost everywhere

    Whiskey up and whiskey down
    Whiskey all around the town

    Whiskey killed me poor old dad
    Whiskey drove me mother mad

    My wife and I do not agree
    She puts whiskey in her tea

    I had a girl and her name was Lize
    She puts whiskey in her pies

    Oh whiskey straight, and whiskey strong
    Give me some whiskey and I'll sing you a song

    If whiskey comes too near my nose
    I tip it up and down she goes

    Some likes whiskey, some likes beer
    I wisht I had a barrel here

    Whiskey made me pawn me clothes
    Whiskey gave me this broken nose

    Oh the mate likes whiskey, the skipper likes rum
    The sailors like both but me can't get none

    Whiskey is the life of man
    Whiskey from that old tin can

    I thought I heard the first mate say
    I treats me crew in a decent way

    If whiskey was a river and I could swim
    I'd say here goes and dive right in

    If whiskey was a river and I was a duck
    I'd dive to the bottom and never come up

    I wisht I knew where whiskey grew
    I'd eat the leaves and the branches too

    A tot of whiskey all around
    And a bottle full for the shanty man
    Armtoe
    Arton Yachting and Angling Club
    Domain Research and Mining Inst.
    #20 - 2015-07-28 14:06:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Armtoe
    Sigh . . . This is a "I go to bed and look what happens bump." Last night's shenanigans.
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