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[PSA] Prepare yourselves!

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Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#41 - 2015-07-14 01:38:08 UTC
Time to re sub your cyno alts.
Ralph King-Griffin
Lords.Of.Midnight
The Devil's Warrior Alliance
#42 - 2015-07-14 01:56:48 UTC
i got the tunes, beer and popcorn, sit back and enjoy
Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#43 - 2015-07-14 01:58:29 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:

Salem! I haven't seen YOU in AGES!!!

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Angelica Dreamstar
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#44 - 2015-07-14 02:01:46 UTC
Oh and this will feel appropriate tomorrow http://i.imgur.com/3glikZz.gif I guess...

though rather than posting i'd love to be down there. Any public cynos available?

bingo, his pig not being a goat doesn't make the pig wrong, just him an idiot for shouting at his pig "WHY ARENT YOU A GOAT!" (Source)

-- Ralph King-Griffin, about deranged people playing EVE ONLINE

Harrison Tato
Yamato Holdings
#45 - 2015-07-14 02:07:29 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Capsuleers, CCP Community Team and ISD overlords, lend me your ears.. err... eyes!

Today, we stand upon the precipice as a storm gathers on the horizon.

Tomorrow, CCP will beat upon the greatest hive of entitlement since the infamous industry changes of Crius! Tomorrow, CCP will be releasing the next major phase of Fozziesov! As always, there are masses who have cared not to read the numerous blogs, who have chosen not to be informed of the changes, who have chosen to willfully be.. not the brightest knives in the crayon shed. Their armies gather, and soon, they will swarm our battlements! Prepare yourselves.. whine threads are coming!

The GD militia's numbers have been reduced in the past year, but our remaining members are as strong and steadfast as ever!
The ISD's numbers have also dwindled, but they remain stoically resolute!
The CCP Community team.. well.. they.. um.. Im sure we can count on Falcon... Maybe.

Ready your official feedback thread and DevBlog links! Ready your reaction gifs, your cat pictures, your Rick-rolls and your youtube links! Ready your 'INB4 the lock' and your 'Ugh.. this thread AGAIN!' comments. Ready that little dancing lock guy..who for some reason only Falcon gets to use because he is a bad forum Devhaxxor.

I will do my part. For starting tomorrow, we will learn not about the Platypus.. but... the majestic as **** swashbuckler of the sea NARWHAL!!!!

So, on the morrow, we stand united, not as adversaries, not as badposters and enforcement officers, but as brothers in arms. We must, nay, we WILL hold the forums!

Sorry, reddit is on its own.



Harrison Tato reporting for duty!
Webvan
All Kill No Skill
#46 - 2015-07-14 02:16:21 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
Today, we stand upon the platypus as a storm gathers on the horizon.
ftfy

I'm in it for the money

Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12

Jenshae Chiroptera
#47 - 2015-07-14 02:16:27 UTC
Harrison Tato wrote:
Harrison Tato reporting for duty!
Why did you quote the entire original post and say so little? (I am genuinely curious why people do this).

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Azda Ja
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#48 - 2015-07-14 02:20:16 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Harrison Tato wrote:
Harrison Tato reporting for duty!
Why did you quote the entire original post and say so little? (I am genuinely curious why people do this).

To annoy you.

Grrr.

Jenshae Chiroptera
#49 - 2015-07-14 02:26:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenshae Chiroptera
Azda Ja wrote:
To annoy you.
I think the last time I was annoyed by a forum post would be somewhere ... around a decade ago.
Some guy on the Anarchy forums, can't remember what his name was, can vaguely remember his avatar. Anyway, he was quite a good forum troll in that he would go right up to the line of what was within the rules, bait people into responding in such a way that they would cross the line and be banned from the forums.
Once that dawned on me, I just disregarded what people say. Anything you think I am feeling is projecting how you think I ought to feel.

TL;DR

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#50 - 2015-07-14 07:38:09 UTC
Yeah, I'm eagerly awaiting for more forum life. It's too slow to my taste lately.

stoicfaux wrote:
Uhm... given the player distribution between high/low/wh and null-sec, do you really think there are a) enough players who will even notice the changes (e.g. high-sec carebears) and b) since you need to be somewhat organized to hold and keep sov, anyone interested in sov should be organized enough to be aware of what's going to happen tomorrow.

tl;dr - The delicate Narwhal may still go unappreciated after the morrow. Cry

Well, carebears who are bored enough with their natural habitat to be actually bothered to read devblogs for entertainment may actually be quite aware of changes. Sometimes more so than people who are too busy watching out for fozzieceptors while sitting in their null belts P

Frostys Virpio wrote:
Remember the supercarrier FB scan res nerf thread? It was a smaller population than people who live in SOV so yeah...

You know, I don't remember details at this point, and I don't even own a super, but one thing I do remember is how badly the nerf was justified by CCP representatives (maybe only at first I dunno), making it look like carpet bombing the city to get one guy.

Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Loyd's Pitchfork Depot is fully stocked with the latest hot new trends in pitchforking!

You need to reserve that one for corp name or something.
Falken Falcon
#51 - 2015-07-14 07:55:46 UTC
I stand ready!

Aye, Sea Turtles

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#52 - 2015-07-14 08:02:25 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Harrison Tato wrote:
Harrison Tato reporting for duty!
Why did you quote the entire original post and say so little? (I am genuinely curious why people do this).

Often I read and post on the forum using my phone.

When it's a long post that's being quoted it is a bit of a PITA to cut a lot of it out. Something phones still are not great at is editing text.

I always go back and edit it out afterwards, but phones are one reason why quotes can be really long.
Marcus Gord
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#53 - 2015-07-14 09:27:05 UTC
I'd help but.....

In a few moments you will have an experience that will seem completely real. It will be the result of your subconscious fears transformed to your conscious awareness.

http://i.imgur.com/LM2NKUf.png

flakeys
Doomheim
#54 - 2015-07-14 10:11:32 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:


So, on the morrow, we stand united, not as adversaries, not as badposters and enforcement officers, but as brothers in arms. We must, nay, we WILL hold the forums!

Sorry, reddit is on its own.



This gunna be sweeeeeeeeeeeet Lol .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

flakeys
Doomheim
#55 - 2015-07-14 10:16:36 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Azda Ja wrote:
To annoy you.
I think the last time I was annoyed by a forum post would be somewhere ... around a decade ago.
Some guy on the Anarchy forums, can't remember what his name was, can vaguely remember his avatar. Anyway, he was quite a good forum troll in that he would go right up to the line of what was within the rules, bait people into responding in such a way that they would cross the line and be banned from the forums.
Once that dawned on me, I just disregarded what people say. Anything you think I am feeling is projecting how you think I ought to feel.

TL;DR



Mmmm that actually happened to me on the eve forums a long while ago.Well i was not banned directly i got a warning and then i made some remarks to the ISD warning me about how shortsighted he was and other things ... wich resulted in him banning me.


It was ok though , when i got back the guy who lured me into it was permabanned .

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat
#56 - 2015-07-14 10:38:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Lan Wang
whats fozziesov and how do i fozziesov?

Domination Nephilim - Angel Cartel

Calm down miner. As you pointed out, people think they can get away with stuff they would not in rl... Like for example illegal mining... - Ima Wreckyou*

flakeys
Doomheim
#57 - 2015-07-14 10:40:55 UTC
Lan Wang wrote:
whats fozziesov and how do i fozziesov?



You just wakka wakka ..

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#58 - 2015-07-14 10:41:41 UTC
Nami Kumamato
Perkone
Caldari State
#59 - 2015-07-14 11:10:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Nami Kumamato
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
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I always find myself pondering the deep aspects and innuendos of your threads and comments.
Now, as always, I raise up my milk cup and dip my Oreo with a trembling hand, expecting the most humorous of retorts.
You Sir, win the internets each and every time !

You have my Oreos !

Ahhh the dissertations we could have done together...

Fornicate The Constabulary !

Baneken
Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
#60 - 2015-07-14 11:24:38 UTC
You said narwhals ? P