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[Elysion] A Feast of Cultures

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Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#1 - 2015-06-15 16:27:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Halcyon Ember
Dearest inhabitants of New Eden, capsuleer and mercenary alike

I plan to hold a feast at the Elysion, the preliminary date for which would be the eleventh of next month A variety of dishes will be served throughout the day allowing people to dine with friends and acquaintances from across the cluster.

I make a request of you now, however, that you submit to me any dishes from your native cultures that you feel the event simply could not be complete without.

11th - 12th July

Queen of Chocolate

Lyris Nairn
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2015-06-15 16:36:12 UTC
Please ban cameras or any other means by which evidence may be composed of capsuleers gorging themselves and then swapping to a fresh clone; alternately, do it all live and work with premium video outlets to make a reality show of sorts. I'm sure the regular folks would love to see dainty, drug-addled gods and goddesses filled to bursting. Perhaps organise a conga line to the clone vats, and with a bit of editing in post-production reveal an assembly-line of fresh clones entering the premises only to waddle out through the vomitorium and into the shredder.

Sky Captain of Your Heart

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Vizage
Capital Allied Industrial Distribution
#3 - 2015-06-15 16:55:26 UTC
Why in Maker's name would anyone go through that much effort to eat more? I barely remember to eat as it is, let alone waste additional time and resources to get seconds in!

That said I'd love to attend and try some things out!

-K
Rhiannon Dellacorte
Liberty Vanguard
#4 - 2015-06-15 17:31:56 UTC
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Please ban cameras or any other means by which evidence may be composed of capsuleers gorging themselves and then swapping to a fresh clone; alternately, do it all live and work with premium video outlets to make a reality show of sorts. I'm sure the regular folks would love to see dainty, drug-addled gods and goddesses filled to bursting. Perhaps organise a conga line to the clone vats, and with a bit of editing in post-production reveal an assembly-line of fresh clones entering the premises only to waddle out through the vomitorium and into the shredder.


Well aren't you just a ray of sunshine.

Rules of Acquisition #261

A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.

Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#5 - 2015-06-15 18:22:10 UTC
I wonder if I brought a large grey bowl of soup and labeled it "Promise, no nanites" if people would find it amusing as I do.
Jili Tonari
Doomheim
#6 - 2015-06-15 20:53:49 UTC
Evi Polevhia wrote:
I wonder if I brought a large grey bowl of soup and labeled it "Promise, no nanites" if people would find it amusing as I do.



That's....actually funny. Shocked



Hey, I can bring some of the new recipies I was working on with NatFresh!


“Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves.”

Lasairiona Raske
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
Arataka Research Consortium
#7 - 2015-06-15 22:48:55 UTC
I don't do much cooking nowadays, but I'll attend if possible :-)

Are you a devil or an angel

Sent here from heaven or from hell?

Sweet temptress, I'm wrapped in your tangles

Can't find my way out of your spell

Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#8 - 2015-06-16 07:11:00 UTC
The staff will do the cooking for the most part, I simply need the recipes

Queen of Chocolate

Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#9 - 2015-06-16 07:53:46 UTC
Evi Polevhia wrote:
I wonder if I brought a large grey bowl of soup and labeled it "Promise, no nanites" if people would find it amusing as I do.


Drifter blood sausage anyone?

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Vincent Pryce
Damnation Angels
Watch This
#10 - 2015-06-16 09:58:21 UTC
It will be a pleasure to introduce some Curse recipes for a wider audience.

"From your Curse we made Heaven for ourselves."

Domination Seraphim

Cartel approved, Heaven blessed

Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#11 - 2015-06-16 17:40:11 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Evi Polevhia wrote:
I wonder if I brought a large grey bowl of soup and labeled it "Promise, no nanites" if people would find it amusing as I do.


Drifter blood sausage anyone?


Sounds delicious!
Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#12 - 2015-06-18 11:23:48 UTC
Vincent Pryce wrote:
It will be a pleasure to introduce some Curse recipes for a wider audience.


Curse recipes or cursed recipes!!!
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#13 - 2015-06-27 12:20:34 UTC
I'd like to make a further request for more people to submit their local, national or home recipes to be shared with the cluster as part of this feast

Queen of Chocolate

Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#14 - 2015-07-07 20:07:08 UTC
Dear all,
I should like to announce that unless Aurora is willing to oversee proceedings, the feast shall be postponed for the moment.

Queen of Chocolate

Aurora Morgan
Chrysos Aigis
#15 - 2015-07-08 20:07:24 UTC
I can never replace Mrs Ember, but if she (and you all agree) then I will of course take the honour to arrange this feast in her and all the cultures of the cluster's honour even if she cannot attend. I might need some help from someone, if there's anyone who is interested?
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2015-07-09 01:44:08 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Please ban cameras or any other means by which evidence may be composed of capsuleers gorging themselves and then swapping to a fresh clone; alternately, do it all live and work with premium video outlets to make a reality show of sorts. I'm sure the regular folks would love to see dainty, drug-addled gods and goddesses filled to bursting. Perhaps organise a conga line to the clone vats, and with a bit of editing in post-production reveal an assembly-line of fresh clones entering the premises only to waddle out through the vomitorium and into the shredder.


Frankly, I don't think I can eat that much. Ever since I became a capsuleer my appetite has gone out of whack. I can only eat half of what I used to every meal before feeling absolutely stuffed. Sometimes I am unable to eat more than a bite. Any more and I will vomit.

Probably because I subsisted too long on a Pod Goo diet.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Candi LeMew
Division 13
#17 - 2015-07-09 02:01:11 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Please ban cameras or any other means by which evidence may be composed of capsuleers gorging themselves and then swapping to a fresh clone; alternately, do it all live and work with premium video outlets to make a reality show of sorts. I'm sure the regular folks would love to see dainty, drug-addled gods and goddesses filled to bursting. Perhaps organise a conga line to the clone vats, and with a bit of editing in post-production reveal an assembly-line of fresh clones entering the premises only to waddle out through the vomitorium and into the shredder.


Frankly, I don't think I can eat that much. Ever since I became a capsuleer my appetite has gone out of whack. I can only eat half of what I used to every meal before feeling absolutely stuffed. Sometimes I am unable to eat more than a bite. Any more and I will vomit.

Probably because I subsisted too long on a Pod Goo diet.

THANK YOU.

Finally someone who gets it!

I'm much the same, Mr Egivand. My appetite has dropped heavily since I became a capsuleer. My metabolism is still very high, however, but like you I think a lot of it might come down to the extended pod goop diet. Not to mention my lifestyle consists of quite a lot of vigorous physical exertion. So yeah, I'm very slim, okay? I'm so sick and tired of people telling me to eat a sandwich as if I can somehow control this whole thing.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#18 - 2015-07-09 02:21:16 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Lyris Nairn wrote:
Please ban cameras or any other means by which evidence may be composed of capsuleers gorging themselves and then swapping to a fresh clone; alternately, do it all live and work with premium video outlets to make a reality show of sorts. I'm sure the regular folks would love to see dainty, drug-addled gods and goddesses filled to bursting. Perhaps organise a conga line to the clone vats, and with a bit of editing in post-production reveal an assembly-line of fresh clones entering the premises only to waddle out through the vomitorium and into the shredder.


Frankly, I don't think I can eat that much. Ever since I became a capsuleer my appetite has gone out of whack. I can only eat half of what I used to every meal before feeling absolutely stuffed. Sometimes I am unable to eat more than a bite. Any more and I will vomit.

Probably because I subsisted too long on a Pod Goo diet.

THANK YOU.

Finally someone who gets it!

I'm much the same, Mr Egivand. My appetite has dropped heavily since I became a capsuleer. My metabolism is still very high, however, but like you I think a lot of it might come down to the extended pod goop diet. Not to mention my lifestyle consists of quite a lot of vigorous physical exertion. So yeah, I'm very slim, okay? I'm so sick and tired of people telling me to eat a sandwich as if I can somehow control this whole thing.


You can imagine what Clan reunion feasts are like. My mother used to go, "You eat too little! You need to eat more!" and proceed to pile seafood, potatoes and salted meat onto my plate. I can't down all of it without making myself ill but I force myself anyway because wasting food is frowned upon in my Clan, what with how much of what I'm eating was considered a luxury due to the difficulty in acquiring them in the first place.

Needless to say I ended up having an extended stay due to how unwell I was feeling. Can't even get into a pod without throwing up in the goo and having to repeat the decontamination cycles again.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Sammie MacWinters
Gradient
Electus Matari
#19 - 2015-07-09 02:51:16 UTC
No.
Aurora Morgan
Chrysos Aigis
#20 - 2015-07-11 15:17:47 UTC
Considering the timing and so on, I am going to have to admit that I haven't really prepared this very well at all, but I brought some Achuran food and will be sitting in the Elysion dining hall all day, so if you want to join me I would be delighted.