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Corp Thief - Anslo

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Valkin Mordirc
#21 - 2015-07-11 05:19:45 UTC
Anslo wrote:
No.



Monster
#DeleteTheWeak
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#22 - 2015-07-11 08:41:03 UTC
Anslo wrote:
No.

This is a crime that we can all be in awe of.

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Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#23 - 2015-07-11 12:32:14 UTC
Confirming that Anslo stole my Epeen.

❤️️💛💚💙💜

Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#24 - 2015-07-11 15:59:49 UTC
Pursuant to Intergalactic Space Law #4n5L0-I5-A-5Cru8, I hereby request that the Court of C&P officially keep this case open until the defendant can actually provide evidence that he is not, in fact, a talking can of peas.

I provide the following evidence in my defense

-Anslo is bad; peas are bad
-Anslo provides entertainment at a cost of intelligence; peas are bad
-Anslo refuses to give up when the odds are clearly not in his favor; peas again, are bad
-Anslo has all appearances of a boiled monkey; peas, forever, will be bad

I rest my defense.

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.

Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#25 - 2015-07-11 16:04:49 UTC
I'm with the pea lady on this.
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#26 - 2015-07-11 22:37:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Noragen Neirfallas
The Court doesn't get involved in troll threads. It's for serious business only

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#27 - 2015-07-15 16:18:04 UTC
Freya Sertan wrote:
Pursuant to Intergalactic Space Law #4n5L0-I5-A-5Cru8, I hereby request that the Court of C&P officially keep this case open until the defendant can actually provide evidence that he is not, in fact, a talking can of peas.

I provide the following evidence in my defense

-Anslo is bad; peas are bad
-Anslo provides entertainment at a cost of intelligence; peas are bad
-Anslo refuses to give up when the odds are clearly not in his favor; peas again, are bad
-Anslo has all appearances of a boiled monkey; peas, forever, will be bad

I rest my defense.


Your argument is very persuasive. I am convinced. Anslo must in fact be a talking can of peas. The evidence is strong. I wouldn't go as far as saying it's irrefutable, but it's certainly strong.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2015-07-16 06:28:13 UTC
Hm, I don't know. I rather like peas. I'm still undecided on Anslo though. Lol

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Gritz1
Ice Fire Warriors
#29 - 2015-07-16 09:05:48 UTC
I support this service and/or product.
GordonO
BURN EDEN
#30 - 2015-07-16 19:24:01 UTC
Freya Sertan wrote:
Pursuant to Intergalactic Space Law #4n5L0-I5-A-5Cru8, I hereby request that the Court of C&P officially keep this case open until the defendant can actually provide evidence that he is not, in fact, a talking can of peas.

I provide the following evidence in my defense

-Anslo is bad; peas are bad
-Anslo provides entertainment at a cost of intelligence; peas are bad
-Anslo refuses to give up when the odds are clearly not in his favor; peas again, are bad
-Anslo has all appearances of a boiled monkey; peas, forever, will be bad

I rest my defense.


Peas are not so bad if you mix them with honey...
-They taste better
-They stick together and stop rolling of the fork

I side with no one.. but I like peas and thought you should know

... What next ??

Anslo
Scope Works
#31 - 2015-07-16 21:44:05 UTC
Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you?

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GordonO
BURN EDEN
#32 - 2015-07-16 22:00:27 UTC
Anslo wrote:
Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you?


one who..

eats his peas with honey;
has done it all his life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the fork.


... What next ??

Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#33 - 2015-07-16 22:20:04 UTC
GordonO wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you?


one who..

eats his peas with honey;
has done it all his life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the fork.




It's called a spoon, bro.

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.

GordonO
BURN EDEN
#34 - 2015-07-16 22:26:21 UTC
Freya Sertan wrote:
GordonO wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you?


one who..

eats his peas with honey;
has done it all his life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the fork.




It's called a spoon, bro.


two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???

... What next ??

Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#35 - 2015-07-16 22:27:52 UTC
GordonO wrote:
Freya Sertan wrote:
GordonO wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you?


one who..

eats his peas with honey;
has done it all his life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the fork.




It's called a spoon, bro.


two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???


By growing a third arm obviously.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#36 - 2015-07-16 22:36:57 UTC
GordonO wrote:
Freya Sertan wrote:
GordonO wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you?


one who..

eats his peas with honey;
has done it all his life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the fork.




It's called a spoon, bro.


two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???


Question

I'm afraid I don't even know where to begin.

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.

GordonO
BURN EDEN
#37 - 2015-07-16 22:46:03 UTC
Freya Sertan wrote:


It's called a spoon, bro.


two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???
[/quote]

Question

I'm afraid I don't even know where to begin.[/quote]

Tengu Grib wrote:


By growing a third arm obviously.
Cool


... What next ??

Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#38 - 2015-07-16 23:51:34 UTC
Start with this, then do this.

"I aint puttin' down mah fork!!! ...'merica"

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.

Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#39 - 2015-07-17 13:04:25 UTC
Elenahina
No.Mercy
Triumvirate.
#40 - 2015-07-17 14:34:32 UTC
GordonO wrote:
Freya Sertan wrote:
GordonO wrote:
Anslo wrote:
Peas. Honey. What kind of monster are you?


one who..

eats his peas with honey;
has done it all his life.
It makes the peas taste funny,
But it keeps them on the fork.




It's called a spoon, bro.


two hands, one has a knife in it the other has a fork.. how would you hold a spoon ???

Switch to a spork. For the sake of diversity.

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