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Proposed Solution to the Drifter Menace: Slaves

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Liam Antolliere
Doomheim
#21 - 2015-07-06 22:15:43 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Support: denied.


We're all heart-broken.

No, really.

"Though the people may hate me, that does not relieve me of my charge."

Lord Kailethre
Tengoo Uninstallation Service
#22 - 2015-07-07 00:50:40 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Can't be used inside Caldari territory: using, transporting, owning, holding slaves or being a slave inside Caldari State space is prohibited.

Support: denied.


Fairly sure this has absolutely zero to do with the State and it's territory.
But thanks for your input anyway. :)
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2015-07-07 01:15:51 UTC
Corraidhin Farsaidh wrote:
It would be hilarious if Nauplius turned up with a hold full of slaves and it turned out the Drifters have issues with the Amarr because they hate slavery...


I'm sure they would ignore the cargo-container full of slaves and pursue his chrome arse, considering that he is a transhuman clone and the ones in the cargo container...aren't.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Archbishop Abraxas
Defensores Fidei
#24 - 2015-07-07 02:58:29 UTC
What heresy is this?!

Slaves are meant to be reclaimed and redeemed into holy communion with God.

Not given as sustenance to enemies of His Empire!
Frenjo Borkstar
Doomheim
#25 - 2015-07-07 04:17:00 UTC
For goodness sake.
THEY DO NOT WANT SLAVES.

Valerie, I have proposed a heavy graviton beam from the day we started.

Nauplius, you already asked me and I told you this wouldn't work...

Viriel,

Borkstar Laboratories,

The Borkstar Initiative.

The Golden Serpent
A Drunken Squirrels' Conspiracy for Revenge
#26 - 2015-07-07 10:49:41 UTC
The Minmatar SUCK, I have a few people I would do this to, btw, totally. I asked my commanding officer if I could haul a few back to test on the Drifters she said no and was suuuuuper pissy I asked. She said we just kill them ourselves no Drifter feeding. Also they're acting like it's some big secret when they're just hanging out on every gate everywhere in Amarr, anyone can see that even the regular traffic that comes through not just the Crusade.

Like I said before on here somewhere, they are learning about the true religion and that will cure their disease. Only some of them are crazy and have the darkness in them so it will take a long time.

Also eating people is super gross, I don't know why you do that, but asnyways it is super gross you should stop. (to anyone reading this out there) I am not into cannibals I have to deal with them all the time and they are the biggest dumbest weirdos ever. No one will ever forget you are a cannibal ever it is literally the worst mistake you can make you will have no friends, plus your breath will smell really gross.


Also Nauplius I found out what you did I read about it in the news and people are so mad at you. I can't believe you did that, I so totally cannot believe it. Esp. since I live in Kahah wow so wrong.

-:¦:-•:'":•.-:¦:-•* K H A N I D •-:¦:-•:''''*:•-:¦:-

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#27 - 2015-07-07 11:34:48 UTC
Frenjo Borkstar wrote:
For goodness sake.
THEY DO NOT WANT SLAVES.

Valerie, I have proposed a heavy graviton beam from the day we started.

Nauplius, you already asked me and I told you this wouldn't work...


I know that they do not want slaves yet. The whole point of step 1 in the original post is to train the Drifters in accepting offerings of Slaves. Enough offerings having been provided, they will eventually sample the fare and learn that the taste is Oh so good. Once the Drifters have learned to desire Slaves, the Empress will have the leverage she needs to secure peace by providing them. Amen. Amarr Victor.
Goldfinch
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#28 - 2015-07-07 11:59:07 UTC

Your perverse interpretation of our Faith leads you to offer the blood of slaves to God, and now you are offering the blood of slaves to Drifters. How many gods are you going to invent?

Get on your knees Nauplius. Your pantheon of false gods demand it. It is you who is the slave. Outcast! Idolater! Unbeliever!

\J/

veiled and bound

my origin story (on eve-backstage)

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2015-07-07 13:05:38 UTC
Goldfinch wrote:

Your perverse interpretation of our Faith leads you to offer the blood of slaves to God, and now you are offering the blood of slaves to Drifters. How many gods are you going to invent?

Get on your knees Nauplius. Your pantheon of false gods demand it. It is you who is the slave. Outcast! Idolater! Unbeliever!



You have lasers and drones. Shoot him already!

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#30 - 2015-07-07 18:00:25 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Goldfinch wrote:

Your perverse interpretation of our Faith leads you to offer the blood of slaves to God, and now you are offering the blood of slaves to Drifters. How many gods are you going to invent?

Get on your knees Nauplius. Your pantheon of false gods demand it. It is you who is the slave. Outcast! Idolater! Unbeliever!



You have lasers and drones. Shoot him already!


You act like nobody's done that. He just comes back again.

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.

Siddhar Gangari
Masuat'aa Matari
Ushra'Khan
#31 - 2015-07-07 18:05:58 UTC
Nauplius wrote:
Samira Kernher wrote:
Just shut up.


A former Minmatar slave (who never should have been freed in the first place) is not capable of objectively evaluating this proposal.


Neither are assertions that it will work, coming from a dog who's culture would collapse without the institution of slavery.
Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#32 - 2015-07-07 18:45:21 UTC
Siddhar Gangari wrote:
Nauplius wrote:
Samira Kernher wrote:
Just shut up.


A former Minmatar slave (who never should have been freed in the first place) is not capable of objectively evaluating this proposal.


Neither are assertions that it will work, coming from a dog who's culture would collapse without the institution of slavery.


Respectfully, pilot, no many how many "Amarr victors" he shouts, it's pretty clear that mainstream Amarrian culture rejects Nauplius with a will.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#33 - 2015-07-08 00:05:08 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Goldfinch wrote:

Your perverse interpretation of our Faith leads you to offer the blood of slaves to God, and now you are offering the blood of slaves to Drifters. How many gods are you going to invent?

Get on your knees Nauplius. Your pantheon of false gods demand it. It is you who is the slave. Outcast! Idolater! Unbeliever!



You have lasers and drones. Shoot him already!


You act like nobody's done that. He just comes back again.


Shoot him again. More satisfying than trying to argue with him at any rate. Helps reduce stress some, instead of increasing it.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#34 - 2015-07-08 01:26:33 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Goldfinch wrote:

Your perverse interpretation of our Faith leads you to offer the blood of slaves to God, and now you are offering the blood of slaves to Drifters. How many gods are you going to invent?

Get on your knees Nauplius. Your pantheon of false gods demand it. It is you who is the slave. Outcast! Idolater! Unbeliever!



You have lasers and drones. Shoot him already!


You act like nobody's done that. He just comes back again.


Shoot him again. More satisfying than trying to argue with him at any rate. Helps reduce stress some, instead of increasing it.


Also, you might help some of his victims escape their suffering early.

... only then he'll likely just go to the market again all the sooner and get a fresh batch going.

*sigh*

Figuring out how to limit the effect of such a broken person is hard.
Anyanka Funk
Doomheim
#35 - 2015-07-08 02:11:41 UTC
Aria Jenneth wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Goldfinch wrote:

Your perverse interpretation of our Faith leads you to offer the blood of slaves to God, and now you are offering the blood of slaves to Drifters. How many gods are you going to invent?

Get on your knees Nauplius. Your pantheon of false gods demand it. It is you who is the slave. Outcast! Idolater! Unbeliever!



You have lasers and drones. Shoot him already!


You act like nobody's done that. He just comes back again.


Shoot him again. More satisfying than trying to argue with him at any rate. Helps reduce stress some, instead of increasing it.


Also, you might help some of his victims escape their suffering early.

... only then he'll likely just go to the market again all the sooner and get a fresh batch going.

*sigh*

Figuring out how to limit the effect of such a broken person is hard.


This could be said for us all.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2015-07-08 02:53:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Anyanka Funk wrote:
Aria Jenneth wrote:
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Also, you might help some of his victims escape their suffering early.

... only then he'll likely just go to the market again all the sooner and get a fresh batch going.

*sigh*

Figuring out how to limit the effect of such a broken person is hard.


This could be said for us all.


Honestly, even if the Amarr or whoever is in charge will never emancipate all slaves, at least make it a requirement to have a Slave-owning License or something.

And put some kind of regulation that forbids things like jettisoning slaves into decaying orbit around a star to acquire. The slave trade is too unregulated.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Samira Kernher
Cail Avetatu
#37 - 2015-07-08 03:03:23 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Honestly, even if the Amarr or whoever is in charge will never emancipate all slaves, at least make it a requirement to have a Slave-owning License or something.

And put some kind of regulation that forbids things like jettisoning slaves into decaying orbit around a star to acquire. The slave trade is too unregulated.


These regulations already exist in Amarr.

Too bad the SCC doesn't enforce them on the interstellar community.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2015-07-08 03:16:55 UTC
Samira Kernher wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Honestly, even if the Amarr or whoever is in charge will never emancipate all slaves, at least make it a requirement to have a Slave-owning License or something.

And put some kind of regulation that forbids things like jettisoning slaves into decaying orbit around a star to acquire. The slave trade is too unregulated.


These regulations already exist in Amarr.

Too bad the SCC doesn't enforce them on the interstellar community.


Then the persons responsible ought to be fired and be blacklisted to ensure they will never reenter this career field again.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
#39 - 2015-07-08 10:55:50 UTC
Another thread on this forum reports reduced Drifter presence in Amarr. Perhaps the Empress has put my proposal into action. Perhaps she has made a deal with the Drifters to supply a new food source, a more reliable food source. Perhaps the Empress has made a deal to supply the Drifters with Slaves.
Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
#40 - 2015-07-08 11:26:30 UTC
You ridiculous peasant, you.