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CCP supressing the gospels of Jimi Crackcorn.

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Jimi Crackcorn
Directed Evolution Corp
#1 - 2011-12-30 21:25:14 UTC
Recently a bringer of truth have arrived to these forums. One, Jimi Crackcorn, the Great. He takes great risk to expose the horrors that lie within CCP, but much like the Christian mercenaries of old, these CCP fanatics seek only to destroy the bringers of truth and keep lies on the surface.

They will tell you such things as "We actively look at the forums and take suggestions" but I say this! Look not at their words, but their action. Or in CCPs case, their inaction!! *battleroar*

I urge all of you, to please speak against CCPs traitorous behavior. Stripping those of their basic rights to free speech in order to preserve their ever fattening wallets.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2011-12-30 21:27:48 UTC
I think we all know where this thread is going.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Professor Alphane
Les Corsaires Diable
#3 - 2011-12-30 21:30:28 UTC
Dude SEEK PROFESIONAL HELP Blink

[center]YOU MUST THINK FIRST....[/center] [center]"I sit with the broken angels clutching at straws and nursing our scars.." - Marillion [/center] [center]The wise man watches the rise and fall of fools from afar[/center]
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#4 - 2011-12-30 21:32:05 UTC
CCP suppressed me when I was preaching the teachings of Garmon a long time ago Sad

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Alara IonStorm
#5 - 2011-12-30 21:32:21 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
I think we all know where this thread is going.

I am gonna say...

A Lock then a Ban?

/ Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, let it be a Lock and a Ban!
Jimi Crackcorn
Directed Evolution Corp
#6 - 2011-12-30 21:32:27 UTC
Professor Alphane wrote:
Dude SEEK PROFESIONAL HELP Blink


Precisely why I bring my truths before you all! Eve Is in dire need of help from professionals. Not just those who would do the bare minimum to keep their customers paying.
Something Random
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2011-12-30 21:36:48 UTC
This delivers

"caught on fire a little bit, just a little."

"Delinquents, check, weirdos, check, hippies, check, pillheads, check, freaks, check, potheads, check .....gangs all here!"

I love Science, it gives me a Hadron.
The Archetect
Toxic Squadron
Northern Coalition.
#8 - 2011-12-30 21:38:15 UTC
And i really.... Really... Don't care.... Roll
Metal Icarus
Star Frontiers
Brotherhood of Spacers
#9 - 2011-12-30 21:39:05 UTC
I am sure there quite a few pschological professionals playing eve. See him/her
Alyssa Yotosala
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-12-30 21:41:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Alyssa Yotosala
Im sorry Jimi but it is CCP's ethical duty, actually the duty of all good people, to suppress and remove all traces of abject evil from the face of the earth.

Even in New Eden, such monstrosities must be destroyed and removed for the sake of everybody.

The fight against brutal bigotry and willful ignorance is a Good Fight, and we will do everything in our power to fight all that is Evil in this world.


We will win, good will prevail against evil as long as Good people fight the good fight.

We are Determined, we are Legion.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2011-12-30 21:49:06 UTC
Frankly, your story isn't all that cool, Jimi CrackCorn, an' I don't care.

Dodixie > Hek
Ai Shun
#12 - 2011-12-30 21:49:43 UTC
He needs a boyfriend.
Grimpak
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#13 - 2011-12-30 21:50:41 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
I think we all know where this thread is going.

I am gonna say...

A Lock then a Ban?

/ Please, Please, Please, Please, Please, let it be a Lock and a Ban!



places man, places!

[img]http://eve-files.com/sig/grimpak[/img]

[quote]The more I know about humans, the more I love animals.[/quote] ain't that right
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2011-12-30 21:51:55 UTC
Alyssa Yotosala wrote:
Im sorry Jimi but it is CCP's ethical duty, actually the duty of all good people, to suppress and remove all traces of abject evil from the face of the earth.

Even in New Eden, such monstrosities must be destroyed and removed for the sake of everybody.

The fight against brutal bigotry and willful ignorance is a Good Fight, and we will do everything in our power to fight all that is Evil in this world.


We will win, good will prevail against evil as long as Good people fight the good fight.

We are Determined, we are Legion.


I interpreted this post as imitating CCP and immediately filed a petition.

Dodixie > Hek
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#15 - 2011-12-30 22:06:11 UTC
Please have a freak boating accident.
Dalmont Delantee
Gecko Corp
#16 - 2011-12-30 22:09:01 UTC
Jimi Crackcorn wrote:
Recently a bringer of truth have arrived to these forums. One, Jimi Crackcorn, the Great. He takes great risk to expose the horrors that lie within CCP, but much like the Christian mercenaries of old, these CCP fanatics seek only to destroy the bringers of truth and keep lies on the surface.

They will tell you such things as "We actively look at the forums and take suggestions" but I say this! Look not at their words, but their action. Or in CCPs case, their inaction!! *battleroar*

I urge all of you, to please speak against CCPs traitorous behavior. Stripping those of their basic rights to free speech in order to preserve their ever fattening wallets.


1) Religious Nutters should be put down anyway.
2) This isn't america, no such thing as free speech on a forum mate.
3) Keep trolling and we'll keep thinking your a moron (in game of course)
Alara IonStorm
#17 - 2011-12-30 22:15:10 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Please have a freak boating accident.

You are being oddly specific here. Would a Train or Airplane Accident Disappoint you?

I personally want a Zeppelin or Blimp Accident. Unlikely but hilarious.
Grimpak wrote:

places man, places!

Explain further.
CCP Phantom
C C P
C C P Alliance
#18 - 2011-12-30 22:17:35 UTC
Lacks constructive content or relevance to EVE General Discussion.

Thread locked.

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