EVE General Discussion

Not with warp core stabs.

nothing you can do really unless you have insta-undocks or undock in your pod to see whats outside first

That website strikes me as a place that does not want all the facts or details, just enough to draw in the readers.

you're not wrong,

counter it with en24 just as biased but in the opposite direction,
as with any media, read both see where they correlate and make your own mind up

1) You don't. Instead, you avoid Lokis via sub-2 second align times and instant-dock and instant-warp bookmarks.
2) You warped directly to station, I assume? Should have used an instant-dock bookmark. If instead you were undocking and loading grid took longer than your invulnerability timer, you need a better computer and/or better Internet connection. Try lowest graphical settings, and pre-load your entire shared cache.

Who?

Now that guy in the "do not train to fly battleships" thread, just lol. That's true fail fame

Copy pasted - Then i added some extra's

ALOD: Failfit Roundup by FearlessLittleToaster

It’s been a slow week while i find a victim to show how much i can belittle them on the world wide web, i can't help but show my maassive e-peen at the ALOD desk.

Usually the fools and credit card warriors that ply the space lanes of New Eden reliably offer up a glorious gem every few days, but of late they have, quite frankly, been slacking. Faced with this drought of catastrophic incompetence, we have had to take extraordinary measures. Instead of a single glorious diamond of failure, billions of Isk compressed into a single hull of gleaming perfection by the idiocy of its owner and polished by the guns of the predatory, we instead offer a rollup of those who managed to be merely very, very, bad. As the saying goes, quantity has a quality all its own. blah blah...

I was going to keep adding more words to make very look very very bad. As the saying goes "quantity has a qaulity all its own" NO.. i didn't mean to say that, i was thinking more on the lines of "quality over quantity" , but then i got thinking about "Quality Street" it has Quantity & also has quality, so much so, that its streets ahead of the Milky Way. Well in my opinion, but then i also like Galaxy chocolate. Enough about me & whats very very bad for me. Feel free to give me some free "The Big Purple One"

First out the gate, after a wall of text to make my e-peen that much bigger i wanted to keep adding more, so i give you more 7 more....we have a great example of somebody almost getting it right. Yes, almost getting it right, remember that when turning right always ignore all road signs at a stop sign. Unless its painted with "follow the yellow brick road" , ops i went off track... i need to keep adding more words to make myself sound credible, convincing & other such words that share the same meaning,

There have been ALODs in the past where haulers were used to transport massive numbers of expensive blueprint copies. What made these ALOD worthy was the fact that blueprint copies have almost no volume so the vulnerable hauler was completely unnecessary. An interceptor could have easily carried them all and, properly fit, such an interceptor is basically invulnerable due to how server ticks work. It seems that Kestral Anneto only got half the memo.

YES we only got half the bloody Memo.. i think to myself as i write this wall of text. Such is life when i wonder, gaze, glare, pick boogies & other such things to pass time. To get people to read what i type & actually get them to believe what i say is the truth. Mean while reading all of this back, the correlation between my statistical studies & the boogie that just landed in my Tea rather upset my tangent, bloody went curving all over the place with this... at a given point (hidden pun was intended)

The other half was delivered by the guns of a single Loki when he undocked. when undocking always bookmark where you last decided to leave your Num lock Key. So you can enter a code for being such a plank. Then it looks cool in your typing memo...

The fact that Kestral bothered to fit warp core stabilizers shows, That they never watched a single episode of "The Brady Bunch Hour" as if this is even possible... I loved that show. if nothing else, that he at least grasped that mean space people wanted to kill him. However he failed to grasp basically anything else about how ganks work (because clearly i can read minds) and therefore he exploded all over my...

Note that the actual loss is lower than the Isk total shown here as zkillboard typically overvalues blueprint copies. Reminder maths is something many people will never understand & that when they read this wall of text it will show them that i can acknowledge what other are thinking & able to interpret into a quantifiable logic. Yes i managed to write a entire wall of text on how i took out a single ship that i never even glanced a shot at, let alone target locked. Please like my page & keep coming back to read all this stuff i feed you. Please leave your wise words after the beat....

Please feel free to write a wall of text about me, when you blow my rather bling fit space gizmo into a wreck with your words of wisdom, i look forward to your long wall of text. I will frame it next to my "I don't give a hoots, socks or boots" wall of fame. I did like your writing style it does have depth, just like a black hole.

At first I was going to chew the mits for exploiting new guys.. But the writer did a good job of explaining why the fits where bad, and in some cases how to correct. So now I'll go back to my dinner.

Shrugs. Don't get buthurt if you get caught flying stupid ****. Own it and learn from it.

But are you going to learn from the loss? It may seem like a waste of time at first, but making those bookmarks is worth it in the end (With Jita I've something like 9 BMs so far, and could do with a couple more safes)

Don't be like that other pilot who was featured several times with truly mind-boggling fits each time.

[Crow, JumpBubbleWH]
Nanofiber Internal Structure II
Nanofiber Internal Structure II

5MN Quad LiF Restrained Microwarpdrive
Scan Pinpointing Array II
Scan Rangefinding Array II
Scan Rangefinding Array II

Improved Cloaking Device II
Core Probe Launcher II, Sisters Core Scanner Probe
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[empty high slot]

Small Higgs Anchor I
Small Low Friction Nozzle Joints II

Do not use this
It has some flaws but it shows you a range of things that can all fit on a crow.

Theory 1 - max align time (inertias)
Theory 2 - keep your sig and lock time low (nano fibers)
Theory 3 - keep your top speed low so you go to warp fast (Higgs)
Theory 4 - MWD + cloak trick.

I don't know.
Scouts and having nothing much of value seems the most effective method to me.