Crime & Punishment

Stole 14.6b in 7 days

Day 1: Joined corp. Explained that I was a pirate, scammer, lair, and all around loverly person. But, I probably wouldn't do anything to them.

Day 2: Made security director because I ousted another potential corp thief. Had to get rid of the competition.

Day 3: Convince another director to buy me a command ship.

Day 4: Convince ceo to buy me a Mach BPC and the corp to mine the mats to build it. Conveniently get wardeced. This lead to me finding about about their large faction POS.

Day 5: Negotiate end of war after POS is nearly blown up. Start taking down pos under the guise of "setting it up properly". Corp helps me. Find several capital ship, bs, and other pricey bpo's researching in pos.

Day 6: Remove the 1000 shares from corp wallet. Vote myself CEO.

Day 7: Ransom corp back to old ceo for 350m. Haul stuff to jita. Profit.

When carebears attack:

When wormholes were new, I used to run exploration from time to time for lulz/iskies. I would also occasionally solo wormhole content if I found a good one.

I found a good one.

It was (iirc) a nice c3 with plenty of anomalies in it, and I could *just* solo them in my cheap loldrake and rake in isk. So there I am killing sleepers and d-scanning when lo and behold I see combat probes. Out I warp, safespot/cloak, dscan etc.

Now the thing is the probes are out in system but not moving around at all. So I got suspicious, left the hole and came back in a covops, to snoop.

And snoop i did. There was a POS with no shield at one of the moons, and the probes were still out despite there being noone about in system. The pos, on closer inspection, was anchoring, and was owned by a tiny corp. I watched for a while, and saw the ceo in a viator turn up, and start to online his pos, then head back for the highsec hole to wait out his onlining timer.

Now this fella had dropped combats to make me leave the hole, so he could anchor his pos and claim my valuable sites for himself.

I took umbrage at this, and shoved my 100mn plated geddon roughly through the hole a few times. It collapsed (with me on the wrong side, but there was also a lowsec exit the other side of New Eden I knew about, and yes I got back safely).

So I can only imagine his face when he warped back to the hole and found it had gone, taking his nice expensive pos with it . I thought about ransoming the hole back to him as I knew about the lowsec exit, but in the end didn't bother. Kinda wish I had done tho looking back.

tl:dr I locked a guy out of his wormhole which contained his newly anchored pos. 450mil down the drain for him (back when u bought pos from npc).

All of you guys are jack asses.... I admire you all and I need to step up my game.

I started mining...that's the most despicable act I have done to day, although I can't say im proud.

Take note kiddies, the real power in EVE is ISK, not SP.

Worst thing i ever did? Flipped a can, then when the angry carebear came back on his geddon and flipped it back I just shot the can and left. At the time I didn't know aggro mechanics extended to space junk, but if my little 30k isk frig was going down, it was taking 1.5m worth of ore with it. So at least I'd be ahead of the guy in isk. But I got away with the frig too because all his mediums were taken up by sensor boosters and he didn't have room for a warp scrambler.

F me - this isi hilarious.

A friend and I suicide ganked 4 hulks last night. I felt like a turd after the first one but no. 2, 3 (especially) and 4 made me feel better.

Sorry for double post but..

That was the funniest eve vid i have EVER seen. That beat the low sec BS disco video. Remind me never to get on your bad side, lmao.

Not much, only this [Video] !