EVE New Citizens Q&A

There is something that all goons should know: you are being absolutely played. Collectively, you are feeding billions of ISK, and thus thousands of dollars in real currency, into the wallets (digital and otherwise) of a few manipulative "leaders" every single month.

I'm outraged by their scheme. Well, that's a lie. I'm extremely jealous of it. I'm going to assume that most of you know the basic principles that have allowed Goonswarm to be successful. Unless you have been a member of the Somethingawful.com forums for years though, you can't really begin to grasp the depraved, hivemind quality that is operating here. Imagine if all it took for you to net a couple hundred fiercely loyal followers was one "megathread," a few semi-coherent paragraphs, and some pretty images of "spaceships pew-pew."

These aren't real people. There's a meme on SA that you can tell who is and who is not a goon just by looking at them. Even in a still-frame it is clear that they are downtrodden, defeated, and hopelessly inept. This is a forum that went in couple years from leading the internet in 9/11 photoshops to one of the largest communist/socialist/Stalinist/Maoism third-worldism proponents on the internet. Ironically, they will cling to anything that will give them any amount of personal identity beyond the forums–their main source of personal connection with the world at large.

So I'm spilling the beans.

I've made copies of all that I could. Wiki, forums, accounts. How would you like to know GF scout alts? [x] is in the system, the fleet can't be far behind now. How would you like a organizational chart, detailed to the best of my ability with the command structure of GF? Pos locations? Jumpbridge locations? Capital ship types and numbers? Finances? Where and when to go to catch their largest freighter service, which transfers billions of isk of goods to and from Jita every single day?

I've got that. I want to give it to you.

By now, I'm sure you are curious about me. Well firstly, this is obviously not my "main." My girlfriend wanted to try EVE and found out that her computer could not run it very well. I've got alternate emails (ideally, how I would like to communicate with interested parties), and I'm looking into other possibilities. I'll keep my Goonfleet character active, on mumble, jabber, and in game because the corp is simply too large for me to ever be found out. I've already taken the step of logging into their forums via proxy and most of my archiving work is already complete. They've got no shot.

I'm willing to give this all for a reasonable price. I'd like to give it to an alliance who could make proper use of what I already have for them, and what I could do for them. So, not White Noise. You guys are screwed, and you seem totally unable and unwilling to fight for your space.

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3/10 troll for effort. Is reduced to -5/10 when girlfriend was mentioned because of lulz.