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IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#21 - 2015-05-18 05:29:23 UTC
Varrinox wrote:
I have found my E peen to be fairly longer than most others but I chopped it off about a year back when I really stopped caring and just started whelping ****, trolling and generally having lots of fun.




I am sure POS modules and other various structures around New Eden are feeling much safer now.

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Varrinox
Shadows of the Empire
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
#22 - 2015-05-18 07:37:26 UTC  |  Edited by: Varrinox
Third point. No seventeenth holes allowed on this course once you put the ninth move along to the hundred and sixtieth hole. All holes in between are inhabited by mind controlling badgers and should be approached initially with great caution but once in contact should be worshipped as your gods.

Firstly non of you have achieved a comparable balance between constructive discussions and mindless drivel. Please address this issue.

Banana hammock 2.7537.67 now with additional whipped cream

As for the plebs among you, yes you ibanez, quite why you want to base any of this in the past weeks kill board and not the years gone by I don't know. I would suggest it's down to your mothers overly ambitious attempts of drinking twenty seven bottles of rum a day during pregnancy in the hope you would become a movie star pirate like Johnny depp. Instead you just became a fool with intellectual capacity comparable to that of decomposing cabbage.

This just in, fire ants have invaded North dakota and have started to train the horses to act out multiple Shakespeare plays at a time all whilst controlling the brains of the republican tea party movement. Or is this just an elaborate ruse made by republican leadership to use as a completely implausable excuse for calling Obama a nazi.
Kaea Astridsson
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#23 - 2015-05-18 10:52:26 UTC
Felicity felt Forest Gumps farts. Last sentence almost every word started with an F. Fad to fee you foo. 10/10 would welp thrasher fleets against your dragoons again.

Get on Comms, or die typing.
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
#24 - 2015-05-19 06:19:05 UTC
Varrinox wrote:
Third point. No seventeenth holes allowed on this course once you put the ninth move along to the hundred and sixtieth hole. All holes in between are inhabited by mind controlling badgers and should be approached initially with great caution but once in contact should be worshipped as your gods.

Firstly non of you have achieved a comparable balance between constructive discussions and mindless drivel. Please address this issue.

Banana hammock 2.7537.67 now with additional whipped cream

As for the plebs among you, yes you ibanez, quite why you want to base any of this in the past weeks kill board and not the years gone by I don't know. I would suggest it's down to your mothers overly ambitious attempts of drinking twenty seven bottles of rum a day during pregnancy in the hope you would become a movie star pirate like Johnny depp. Instead you just became a fool with intellectual capacity comparable to that of decomposing cabbage.

This just in, fire ants have invaded North dakota and have started to train the horses to act out multiple Shakespeare plays at a time all whilst controlling the brains of the republican tea party movement. Or is this just an elaborate ruse made by republican leadership to use as a completely implausable excuse for calling Obama a ****.



It was Vodka bro.

+ I've always found Cabbage to be quite an intelligent and versatile vegetable.

https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
Estella Osoka
Cranky Bitches Who PMS
#25 - 2015-05-21 14:05:15 UTC
Yeah! What he said!


Hey Hollywood! Get to work making that remake of "The Last Starfighter"!
Samuel Triptee
Drunken Beaver Mining
#26 - 2015-05-27 13:03:10 UTC
I read this entire thread... out loud... The badger holding a gun to my head made me do it.

Have You Hugged Your Frigate Today?
Master Sergeant MacRobert
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#27 - 2015-05-27 15:03:03 UTC
Samuel Triptee wrote:
I read this entire thread... out loud... The badger holding a gun to my head made me do it.


Gotta love a Battle Badger.... ... ... or any Battle Industrial tbh.

"Remedy this situation or you shall live out the rest of your life in a pain amplifier"
Squatdog
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#28 - 2015-05-27 23:03:46 UTC
Your stuff.

Can I have it?
Starbuck05
Abiding Ormolus
#29 - 2015-05-28 23:31:51 UTC
my mind if oficially blown ... all this truth stuffed in to one thread , someone pass me the bong , me has to loooseeeen up ..

Just because i am blond does not make me stoopid !
Domino Vyse
FeedingMachine
War and Wormhole
#30 - 2015-05-29 07:46:22 UTC
I get it.

And I agree.

Apart from more AT style 'organised' PVP. At least, not on tranquility.
Brink Albosa
Black Rebel Rifter Club
The Devil's Tattoo
#31 - 2015-05-29 10:57:23 UTC
Sounds like you bent your epeen
Freya Sertan
Doomheim
#32 - 2015-05-29 18:12:24 UTC
This thread only wins because of the Jan & Dean song.

New Eden isn't nice. It isn't friendly. It isn't very hospitiable. Good thing there are people here to shoot in the face.

Want to make New Eden a nice place? Try this out.
pushdogg
relocation LLC.
#33 - 2015-05-31 02:07:53 UTC
Arla Sarain wrote:
But

does it blend?



but

can i waffle it?
Duke Kincaid
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#34 - 2015-06-18 00:38:32 UTC
I'd vote for you m8!
Yves Nat
Panda Express Inc.
#35 - 2015-06-26 13:36:55 UTC
Of course there is meanness in Eve, it's the internet, where no one know you are (mean) dog. My dog is quite friendly, but just don't wobble toward him ...

The Bell Curve applies everywhere, this has me thinking about how it exists, though warped, in Eve. It seems to me that internet courage is in inverse proportion to real life courage, and that there is a direct correlation between one's total life consumption of alcohol (etc) and sex, and a relaxed, amicable, enjoyable attitude towards the game. Call it worldliness. I don't know, there's no research, just my human psychology talking to me.

I can see the e-peen appeal, with or without bananas, to accumulating listings on killboards, but I don't understand it. It can make it look like someone is "winning" but Eve cannot be won, it can only be played. Learn well, grasshopper.

I can understand the appeal of suicide ganking, the Eve mechanics and rules make it one of the most economically sensible tactics in the game, a "greed is good, greed works" thing, because there's essentially no downside, criminality without any actual criminal penalty. But I can't see the appeal, because it takes that false internet courage and real meanness.

(But ganking a capsule ... Is there actually any satisfaction in that? Stepping on an ant is more challenging and rewarding.)

Anyone have an idea when "tear extraction" became a concept? Do these tears really flow? Maybe they do, anything's possible, but is there anyone who is actually crying out there? And where do these tear extractors keep these tears, in what type of vessel? Something to beat off to in the mind?

Eve, let me hear you sing!

"I'd like to teach New Eden to drink
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy New Eden a beer
And keep it company"

Flying spaceships is cool, but it's getting lonely out there, and they've nothing to hold on to but their e-peens.

I don't bother nobody.
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