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REDFLEET Bots in Retrievers Invade Aakari !
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Phizban
The Needs Of The Few
#1 - 2011-12-29 00:38:10 UTC
We pod them, and pod them, and pod them some more...

Only 4 jumps from Jita!

Enough micro skilled bots that even a trial player can get some love!
Phizban
The Needs Of The Few
#2 - 2011-12-29 01:58:10 UTC
10 Bots

All Russian

All in Retrievers

All within 20K of each other

All in NPC corps

All warp off at the same time

All come back at the same time


Reference this forum post with a killmail for a 5 Million ISK reward per ship kill.

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!
Elzon1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-12-29 02:00:05 UTC
Phizban wrote:
We pod them, and pod them, and pod them some more...

Only 4 jumps from Jita!

Enough micro skilled bots that even a trial player can get some love!


I have only one thing to say.

Prove it
Phizban
The Needs Of The Few
#4 - 2011-12-29 02:02:18 UTC
I love ponies!
Elzon1
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-12-29 02:04:38 UTC
Phizban wrote:
I love ponies!


*Brohoof* Bear

The only way to prove someone is actually a bot is for CCP to say that they were a bot and we all know that's not going to happen.

4 jumps from Jita you say, I might just show up Twisted
Alyssa Yotosala
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#6 - 2011-12-29 02:06:55 UTC
Phizban wrote:
I love ponies!


Thats proof enough for me.

But seriously dude, herd of the bot report tool?
Phizban
The Needs Of The Few
#7 - 2011-12-29 02:08:23 UTC  |  Edited by: Phizban
I am ice mining there now, cause I am an ice mining gutter tramp. And my alt is also an ice gutter tramp.

I don't appreciate people moving in on my gutter tramping without aquiring a tinge of carpel tunnel syndrome.

It is not fair!

/crosses arms and stamps foot
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#8 - 2011-12-29 02:14:26 UTC
they took our jobs!

We must fire the orbital friendship cannon at them.

That'll learn emBear

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

Want to see what Surf is training or how little isk Surf has?  http://eveboard.com/pilot/Surfin%27s_PlunderBunny
Tallianna Avenkarde
Pyre of Gods
#9 - 2011-12-29 02:23:44 UTC
One interwebs like just for the awesome corporation.

And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell.
baltec1
Bat Country
Pandemic Horde
#10 - 2011-12-29 02:26:23 UTC
[Catalyst, Boomstick]
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

[empty med slot]
[empty med slot]

Light Neutron Blaster II, Void S
Light Neutron Blaster II, Void S
Light Neutron Blaster II, Void S
Light Neutron Blaster II, Void S
Light Neutron Blaster II, Void S
Light Neutron Blaster II, Void S
Light Neutron Blaster II, Void S
Light Neutron Blaster II, Void S

[empty rig slot]
[empty rig slot]
[empty rig slot]


Hobgoblin I x1


All the gank of a cruiser for a fraction of the cost!
Corina Jarr
en Welle Shipping Inc.
#11 - 2011-12-29 03:00:13 UTC
I think I'll com join you.
Renturu
In Glorium et Decorum
#12 - 2011-12-29 04:29:40 UTC
Damnit!!!! Why am I at work?!

By the orders of PlunderBunny: ☻/ /▌ / \ This is Bob, post him into your forum sig and help him conquer the forums.
Phizban
The Needs Of The Few
#13 - 2011-12-29 04:33:35 UTC
Renturu wrote:
Damnit!!!! Why am I at work?!


Don't pretend that you don't play at work...
Renturu
In Glorium et Decorum
#14 - 2011-12-29 04:38:38 UTC
Wish I could... Damn proxy and the computers here would explode. Squirrel driven POS.

By the orders of PlunderBunny: ☻/ /▌ / \ This is Bob, post him into your forum sig and help him conquer the forums.
Shepherd Steelringer
#15 - 2011-12-29 04:43:34 UTC  |  Edited by: Shepherd Steelringer
ccp sees bots

ccp sees noob pay real money to ccp for plex and then sell plex to bots who made the money botting

ccp profit

ccp see forum thread about bots and laughs while throwing money in the air

ccp puts money towards dust and WiS failware

ccp fixes eve problems that were slated for fixing in 2008 or just tells everyone they are working as intended

ccp notices that original noob quits after a few months and wonders why

(this one is just a prediction) at this stage ccp decide to make their own bots to buy up plex and bump up login details

It's not "alot". It's not "allot". It's "a lot". Two words.

Congratulations. You just levelled up in real life.
Phizban
The Needs Of The Few
#16 - 2011-12-29 05:12:02 UTC
They took err jebs!
Gaia Ma'chello
Photosynth
#17 - 2011-12-29 05:42:23 UTC
Shepherd Steelringer wrote:
ccp sees bots

ccp sees noob pay real money to ccp for plex and then sell plex to bots who made the money botting

ccp profit

ccp see forum thread about bots and laughs while throwing money in the air

ccp puts money towards dust and WiS failware

ccp fixes eve problems that were slated for fixing in 2008 or just tells everyone they are working as intended

ccp notices that original noob quits after a few months and wonders why

(this one is just a prediction) at this stage ccp decide to make their own bots to buy up plex and bump up login details


CCP Sreegs wrote:
The general consensus is that removing bots actually increases CCP's income because we have more happy customers. The idea that we would want people to bot for $15 is a false one, though I could see why some people would leap to that conclusion.
Jimi Crackcorn
Directed Evolution Corp
#18 - 2011-12-29 05:47:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Jimi Crackcorn
CCP Sreegs wrote:
The general consensus is that removing bots actually increases CCP's income because we have more happy customers. The idea that we would want people to bot for $15 is a false one, though I could see why some people would leap to that conclusion.


They said you'd say something like that.