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I forgot how to suicide gank
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Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#1 - 2011-12-28 03:41:52 UTC
I just had a retriever warp off laughing at me, that really hurt my feelings Cry

So I need tips from our awesome gankers! How do I not suck? Straight

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Infinimo
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2011-12-28 03:45:29 UTC
kill you are self in rl

Theta Squad best squad. Monocle crew represent~
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2011-12-28 03:47:54 UTC
Infinimo wrote:
kill you are self in rl


Correct me if I'm wrong but... haven't I been inside you? Cool

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#4 - 2011-12-28 03:48:18 UTC
Infinimo wrote:
kill you are self in rl

^^ (just saying)
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2011-12-28 04:37:31 UTC
Mai Khumm wrote:
Infinimo wrote:
kill you are self in rl

^^ (just saying)

I'm curious about your sig. Why do you think Goons care anything about ice asteroids?

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#6 - 2011-12-28 04:50:53 UTC
I fixed it, bigger = better Big smile

This is now a thread about goons

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Xearal
Dead's Prostitutes
The Initiative.
#7 - 2011-12-28 06:32:21 UTC  |  Edited by: Xearal
I tried looking up some suitable guides for you... this is the best thing I found:

Suicide Kit

Does railgun ammunition come in Hollow Point?
Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#8 - 2011-12-28 13:58:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Mai Khumm
n/m
Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#9 - 2011-12-28 14:00:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Mai Khumm
n/m
Whoever writes in the forums using an iPhone knows my pain right now.
Mai Khumm
172.0.0.1
#10 - 2011-12-28 14:01:59 UTC
Mai Khumm wrote:
Mai Khumm wrote:
Ladie Harlot wrote:
[quote=Mai Khumm][quote=Infinimo]kill you are self in rl

^^ (just saying)

I'm curious about your sig. Why do you think Goons care anything about ice asteroids?


Their high sec ICE miners gank spree, and that they have a internal "don't rat on our bots" policy.
ICE dosen't deplete and is always in the same place after server reset.
Countless people are against botting,
And anyone with half a brain knows that ICE belts attracts botters like flies to ****...

--ninja edit--
The goons also admitted to bottling ice belts during their gank spree to control the markets...
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#11 - 2011-12-28 15:50:48 UTC
It's funny what people think they know about goons.
Jai Di
Elite Expeditions
#12 - 2011-12-28 15:53:02 UTC
It's funny what people think.
De'Veldrin
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#13 - 2011-12-28 16:08:54 UTC
Jai Di wrote:
It's funny what people think.


What funnier is assuming that they thought at all.

My father had an expression - Pre-meditated stupidity. That's when you do something so dumb, you had to think it through first.

De'Veldrin's Corollary (to Malcanis' Law): Any idea that seeks to limit the ability of a large nullsec bloc to do something in the name of allowing more small groups into sov null will inevitably make it that much harder for small groups to enter sov null.
Ifly Uwalk
Perkone
Caldari State
#14 - 2011-12-28 21:42:42 UTC
EvE used to be Real. Now it's Funny.

vOv
Xolve
State War Academy
Caldari State
#15 - 2011-12-28 21:51:30 UTC
De'Veldrin wrote:
Jai Di wrote:
It's funny what people think.


What funnier is assuming that they thought at all.

My father had an expression - Pre-meditated stupidity. That's when you do something so dumb, you had to think it through first.



Actually there was a 3 page write up, about when where and how.. you know the technical details, and it was really well thought out to make alot of ISK for the people who were 'in the know'. It was well organized, well orchestrated, and caused the price of Gallente Tower Fuel to spike so damn hard that large amarr control towers almost tripled in price.

The other reason, aside from ISK was.. Fun.

Funny seeing IRC complain about Goons, and your whiteknighting efforts for WN. won't soon be forgotten; I mean how many bombs has IRC wasted 'attempting' to bomb Goon Strat Ops in Vale? Hearing you guys call anything performed improperly is irony at its finest.
Masamune Dekoro
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#16 - 2011-12-29 01:22:02 UTC
1. Fit Rattler with 3x sentry damage mods + MWD + 6 x drone link augmentors
2. Find hulk in belt.
3. Sit on top of hulk, drop sentries.
4. MWD 150km away from Hulk.
5. Attack hulk with sentries.
6. Kill hulk.
7. Laugh as Concord arrives and looks around for the heartless instigator of the attack, then leaves with a confused expression on their faces.
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#17 - 2011-12-29 02:08:32 UTC
Masamune Dekoro wrote:
1. Fit Rattler with 3x sentry damage mods + MWD + 6 x drone link augmentors
2. Find hulk in belt.
3. Sit on top of hulk, drop sentries.
4. MWD 150km away from Hulk.
5. Attack hulk with sentries.
6. Kill hulk.
7. Laugh as Concord arrives and looks around for the heartless instigator of the attack, then leaves with a confused expression on their faces.


A MWD??? On a battleship? Are you insane?

They're not built for this!!!!

"Little ginger moron" ~David Hasselhoff 

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Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#18 - 2011-12-29 05:02:27 UTC
I knew where this thread was going after reading up to the second post. Cool

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