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Hover tights killer strikes in Dodixie !
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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
#1 - 2015-05-21 19:37:13 UTC
Gutter Press today learned of a sensational series of murders aboard the Federation Navy station in Dodixie !

Gruesome !

The series of murders, with 5 victims having been found over the past 9 weeks, by station police, have all had one thing in common.

The victim had been found strangled with a pair of "Hover" tights, an item of apparel almost exclusively worn by capsuleers and the ultra-wealthy.

Twisted !

The 'Hover' tights unique construction, being made from a material designed by the Sisters of Eve, lends itself to being a murder weapon, being almost unbreakable, even when subjected to immense forces !

Choking !

A spokesperson for the station police refused to confirm or deny that they were looking for a single suspect, with ties to the capsuleer community.

No artists impressions of any suspects have as yet been released.


Gutter Press. News that matters.

Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#2 - 2015-05-21 20:19:11 UTC
Ohh great. Now I will have to take off my stockings as well before entering venues.

❤️️💛💚💙💜
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#3 - 2015-05-21 22:10:25 UTC
The victims found themselves in a tight spot as the killer caught them with their pants down and choked under the pressure?

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
Luna Lapointe
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2015-05-21 22:45:37 UTC
Tyrel Toov wrote:
The victims found themselves in a tight spot as the killer caught them with their pants down and choked under the pressure?


...stop that
Halcyon Ember
Repracor Industries
#5 - 2015-05-21 22:50:19 UTC
Mizhir wrote:
Ohh great. Now I will have to take off my stockings as well before entering venues.


For the sake of decorum, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Queen of Chocolate
Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
Wild Geese.
#6 - 2015-05-22 02:29:19 UTC
Luna Lapointe wrote:
Tyrel Toov wrote:
The victims found themselves in a tight spot as the killer caught them with their pants down and choked under the pressure?


...stop that

Why?

I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.