Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

We have recently formed this corp to get ourselves back into lowsec, back into eve and back into the nightmares and tears of all those innocent pilots in new eden. We are looking for like minded pilots to come and join the fun :)

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What we offer you, the willing convert:
- A wide variety of enjoyable shenanigans, both PVE and PVP, with a heavy focus on the latter. We also have an open mind to possible new funtime adventures.
- Making things of all varieties explode. No POS module or sexy looking Amarr ship is immune from our fury. Well... I quess some are.
- Plenty of "good times". You know like that one time, where that guy said something so funny that you wanted to quote it in your Bio? Yeah just like that.
- Unusual teamspeak conversations, which could possibly fall into the above category. But sometimes they are so unusual, they deserve a mention of their own!
- Harvesting of sweet tears.
- Assitance for "Newbros"
- Experienced Leadership
- Totally going to hand out medals for amusing things.


What we require in return for our magical boons:
- Obviously, being active in our prime time is a huge factor. If you live in GMT-7 and only play in the evening, this wont be a good fit for you. (Hint: We are EU Timezone)
- TS3 and a working mic is serious business. Needless to say, communication is of the upmost import.
- Full API Key
- Sense of humour is a must
- No PvP exp required!
- The ability to fly ships that we use on a regular basis is helpful or at least the willingness to learn to fly these ships.


Plans for the future:
- Continued and nonstop violation of our innocent, or not so innocent, fellow EVE players.
- Mining ops every day. HEY WAIT COME BACK I WAS JOKING!


Contact Sergeant Clangers In-game to apply ;)



* Under no circumstances shall we, nor our affiliates, staff, agents or suppliers, be liable for any damages, including without limitation, direct, indirect, incidental, special, punitive, consequential, or other damages (including without limitation lost profits, lost revenues, or similar economic loss), whether in contract, tort, or otherwise, arising out of the use or inability to use the materials available in this corp to facilitate “good times”.

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