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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12041 - 2015-05-05 13:09:25 UTC
Huh? Falken Falcon? What do falkenfalcons eat? I am proud that nobody leaves my CQ without eating something...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Gerhard Stringfellow
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12042 - 2015-05-05 13:46:04 UTC
I don't like ratchet hoes.

Another pubbie elite PvE pay to win mining carebear

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#12043 - 2015-05-05 16:51:02 UTC
Hoes?

I run a legitimate business.

*pulls out firearm*

Now, GTFO.
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#12044 - 2015-05-05 18:34:17 UTC
Ah, um, er... ...I mean... um, er, ah

*faints
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12045 - 2015-05-05 20:17:36 UTC
*takes a plate of cookies away from Scipio Artelius' path*

Hey, watch where you faint!

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#12046 - 2015-05-05 22:11:50 UTC
Nope
Alpheias
The Khaleph
#12047 - 2015-05-05 22:14:58 UTC
*purrs*

I am hungry.

Agent of Chaos, Sower of Discord.

Don't talk to me unless you are IQ verified and certified with three references from non-family members. Please have your certificate of authenticity on hand.

Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12048 - 2015-05-05 22:49:33 UTC
We have sinned in the eyes of God.

Let's sin again. Maybe he will close his eyes this time and not watch us....

Bring your possibles.

Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#12049 - 2015-05-06 10:37:27 UTC
God's the ultimate voyeur. Let's put on a show for him.
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#12050 - 2015-05-06 10:51:52 UTC
sure, you get the Jell-O for the pool and ii will get the pool ponies.

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#12051 - 2015-05-06 11:37:20 UTC
I can promise you that you will be too busy to play with inflatable ponies.


Or, am I sadly mistaken. O.o
Arkady Vachon
The Gold Angels
Sixth Empire
#12052 - 2015-05-06 12:34:55 UTC
Come on in, the lime Jell-O pool is fine. :D

Nothing Personal - Just Business...

Chaos Creates Content

La Rena
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12053 - 2015-05-06 21:49:37 UTC
Only if you jump in firstBlink
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#12054 - 2015-05-06 22:40:21 UTC
Just be careful if you boys dive in.

I'm already in there, feeding on the bottom.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James

Amber Patoria
Division 13
#12055 - 2015-05-06 23:28:11 UTC
Always wanted to move into a higher-class hole.


Candi LeMew > It doesn't have to make sense. It's just the way it is.

Johnny cruz > You end up getting off today Lotor?

loĸι

Fal Shepard
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#12056 - 2015-05-07 00:12:32 UTC
When you excused yourself to the bathroom, I didn't think you would draw a cheap imitation of my tattoos in the mirror with a sharpie.

From the ashes of our defeat, we will be reborn. With these chains with which we are bound, we will become indivisible. To those who showed us no mercy, we will give no sympathy. For the flames that burn our cities, we will douse in injustice's blood

Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
#12057 - 2015-05-07 06:41:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
Houm, guess you're more of the steak tartar kind, right? Here, have a good serving and excuse me if I wait outside as you eat it...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an Alpha / And so it's you

Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#12058 - 2015-05-11 13:57:51 UTC
Um.....dont tell Yiole.

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Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#12059 - 2015-05-11 14:59:25 UTC
Wait... How did I mistake you for Tilde last night? Ugh
Gaellia Bonaventure
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#12060 - 2015-05-11 15:01:59 UTC
Wait a minute, you're not Uncle Randy....

Bring your possibles.