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Learning Life As the White Paragon

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Vector Symian
0 Fear
#1 - 2015-04-26 01:19:09 UTC
as a champion of Highsec justice I feel it is time to clarify some of Edens little life lessons

1- Highsec is not a safe sec (more people, more problems)
2- The Meta is real (expect the coincidental)
3- mining is a very lacklustre way to play a game (if you have your heart set on it then try gas or ice mining as they still have an element of risk vs profit)
4- if your not having fun leave...its a game
5- losing ships is not only inevitable but their also fairly cheap (so go crazy)
6- their is a difference between trolling and griefing, if you being repeatedly contacted by the same person please let someone know
7- give me all your isk to keep safe for you Blink - scamming is a form of communication in eve and you can only counter by knowing how it works

We at the one man corp 0 fear strive towards a "healthy" learning curve and want you to know the final and most important lesson

"its not personal"

o7
admiral root
Red Galaxy
#2 - 2015-04-26 01:52:34 UTC
Roll

No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff

Vector Symian
0 Fear
#3 - 2015-04-26 02:09:52 UTC
Blink....Shocked...What?
Kaarous Aldurald
Black Hydra Consortium.
#4 - 2015-04-26 02:14:03 UTC
Question

"Verily, I have often laughed at the weaklings who thought themselves good because they had no claws."

One of ours, ten of theirs.

Best Meltdown Ever.

Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#5 - 2015-04-26 02:14:30 UTC
CoolCool

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#6 - 2015-04-26 04:06:13 UTC
Question

Attention

Idea

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PiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePiratePirate

What?

Blink

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Vector Symian
0 Fear
#7 - 2015-04-26 04:09:05 UTC
WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED!? Shocked

I apologise readers and I hope you find some good basic advice for your little noobelahs
Michael Ruckert
Hohere Kavallerie-Kommando
#8 - 2015-04-26 04:13:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Michael Ruckert
OP posting under alt. Found his main:

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/467334748851810304/VJsw1MaU_400x400.jpeg

"No matter how well you perform there's always somebody of intelligent opinion who thinks it's lousy." - Laurence Olivier

Vector Symian
0 Fear
#9 - 2015-04-26 04:27:15 UTC
Michael Ruckert wrote:


my beard...magnificent beard...why you so cool!

Another main point to make that Trolling is the term used by many as a way of politely disagreeing with your post. these guys have to be thanked for their assistance in highlighting this over sight

Thanks chaps
Solecist Project
#10 - 2015-04-26 10:44:12 UTC
You should learn to come up with your own ideas.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
#11 - 2015-04-26 11:36:24 UTC
Michael Ruckert wrote:

I think your main character detection system needs a tune up. Keep trying, I'll let you know when you get it right.

Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!

Solecist Project
#12 - 2015-04-26 16:29:04 UTC
You know, uhm guywhomadeScopeProjectandfailedhorriblyasexpected ...
.... could you just stop being unfunny?

You really aren't better than most carebears,
which makes you a disgusting little loser with a big mouth
and abaolutely no brains and no balls.

Please take your worthless sorry ass and try to learn how to be a man.

You are too much of a coward hiding in an empty corp
and killing you wouldn't even be fun.


kthxdie.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia

Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#13 - 2015-04-26 21:47:57 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
You know, uhm guywhomadeScopeProjectandfailedhorriblyasexpected ...
.... could you just stop being unfunny?

You really aren't better than most carebears,
which makes you a disgusting little loser with a big mouth
and abaolutely no brains and no balls.

Please take your worthless sorry ass and try to learn how to be a man.

You are too much of a coward hiding in an empty corp
and killing you wouldn't even be fun.


kthxdie.



If I had a nickel for every time someone said that to me...
Iroquoiss Pliskin
9B30FF Labs
#14 - 2015-04-27 00:56:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Iroquoiss Pliskin
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#15 - 2015-04-27 01:04:48 UTC
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Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

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'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Ima Wreckyou
The Conference Elite
CODE.
#16 - 2015-04-27 01:09:20 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Michael Ruckert wrote:

I think your main character detection system needs a tune up. Keep trying, I'll let you know when you get it right.

Is it you?
Mobadder Thworst
Doomheim
#17 - 2015-04-27 01:11:36 UTC  |  Edited by: Mobadder Thworst
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Iroquoiss Pliskin wrote:
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Agreed. I didn't know this could be done.

It's good.

I may do this on every thread. Multiple times.

I wonder what else I can draw with emoticons.

Do I sense another competition coming on the C&P show?
Noragen Neirfallas
Emotional Net Loss
#18 - 2015-04-27 11:24:11 UTC
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Iroquoiss Pliskin wrote:
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You sir win forums online



Agreed. I didn't know this could be done.

It's good.

I may do this on every thread. Multiple times.

I wonder what else I can draw with emoticons.

Do I sense another competition coming on the C&P show?

Next month OK. I still gotta find the poor sod supplying this months prize Lol

CoolCool

Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta

Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop

ISD Buldath favorite ISD

'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin

Iroquoiss Pliskin
9B30FF Labs
#19 - 2015-04-27 11:29:40 UTC
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Mobadder Thworst wrote:
Noragen Neirfallas wrote:
Iroquoiss Pliskin wrote:
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You sir win forums online



Agreed. I didn't know this could be done.

It's good.

I may do this on every thread. Multiple times.

I wonder what else I can draw with emoticons.

Do I sense another competition coming on the C&P show?

Next month OK. I still gotta find the poor sod supplying this months prize Lol

CoolCool


Used to be a time when that red smiley was blinking, and we could post images in our signatures. X
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
#20 - 2015-04-27 18:32:28 UTC
Quote:

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Negative feedback can be very useful to further improve EVE Online provided that it is presented in a civil and factual manner. All users are encouraged to honestly express their feelings regarding EVE Online and how it can be improved. Posts that are non-constructive, insulting or in breach of the rules will be deleted regardless of how valid the ideas behind them may be. Users are also reminded that posting with a lack of content also constitutes non-constructive posting.



Thread closed.

Also, don't go overboard the emoticons. They get jumpy when you put them all in one place.

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