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Fundemantal Enmaddening

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Vector Symian
0 Fear
#1 - 2015-04-24 05:37:53 UTC
*manifests in this game forum a little disorientated but recovers instantly*

Hello dear ones

it is time to let out your inner demon and let him play Twisted


(if you do not they will tear up all your mental furniture and **** all over your mind rug)

what is the most insane thing you have done in eve? how did it make you feel ?...was their pancakes involved

ill start

-I have declared war on null and made myself the sentinel of the Noobelah (a mythical new pilot that has little to no knowledge of the game)
-I have sent out fleets to be destroyed because the day was a little slow
-I have bitched and moaned when people talk reason and logic at me...WHY DO DIS!?


and I did this all while being a noobelah myself

can you match the awesome?
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2015-04-24 06:26:11 UTC
Vector Symian wrote:

what is the most insane thing you have done in eve? how did it make you feel ?...was their pancakes involved

Who Are *THEY* and why do I need to get their pancakes involved.

And why are You a role player!?

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.

Erica Dusette
Division 13
#3 - 2015-04-24 07:01:30 UTC
Vector Symian wrote:
what is the most insane thing you have done in eve?

Shot myself in the head.

Vector Symian wrote:
how did it make you feel ?

Dead, but then I woke up in Amarr again.

Vector Symian wrote:
...was their pancakes involved

No, it happened in highsec and I don't take my Barghest there because of my sec status.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

Part-Time Wormhole Pirate Full-Time Supermodel

worмнole dιary + cнaracтer вιoѕвσss

Jade Blackwind
#4 - 2015-04-24 08:54:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Jade Blackwind
Once, I sold all my stuff, bought, fit and insured lots of gank Tempests with these isk (that was before Tornado) and proceeded to gank ice mining barges around Jita until every Tempest was explodificated.

Then with the insurance money I bought more Tempests.

Sec status penalties were easier before the Crimewatch update, so it took something like 15 hulks and mackinaws before I got from 5.0 to -2 and wasn't able to navigate a battleship through Jita.

Then, I loaded a Hoarder with some Tobacco, Alcohol, Prisoners, Homeless, Garbage, Metal Scraps and, last but not least, a Fast Talk skillbook, and proceeded to fly into nullsec until I was caught and shot down by the locals. Just in time as the sub expired.

It made me quite satisfied to see all that stuff go up in flames (and to finally quit Eve for good).

And there were pancakes involved! I ate some for breakfast while ganking the hulks.
Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#5 - 2015-04-24 20:03:49 UTC
Living as a Loner for the past 8 years in this awesome game barely interacting with people, insane stuff, and here I am, slowly reaching the 200Million sp´s barrier... and no one to play with, pretty crazy stuff!

Yep ... hmmm ...

Inner Sayings of BrujoLoco: http://eve-files.com/sig/brujoloco

Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#6 - 2015-04-25 01:00:05 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Keep up the noob invasion of null, OP. Best time I will probably ever have in EVE was a similar campaign a while back. Things I learned:
-Some people expect to be led to instant kills. Worthless.
-Null people will mock you and taunt, or worse, just pathetically lurk in you noob rallying chat spaiing on you. The mockers/taunters were pretty fun, good people to hang with really.
-Null is pretty hard in a Thrasher. But only on the fringes to null, at the entrances from high/low sec. And the guys camping there weren't even in big alliances. If you ask them for feedback, they'd happily give it.
-Some noob people in this game have a hella lot of guts, and are ready to investigate and learn by trial and horrible asplosion. Solo, with no deep pockets to replace their losses. Dang cool.

My awesome achievements:
Hmm... Told a couple of holy, but too-freaking bitchy and arsehat FCs to go feck themselves... Might be an achievement, not sure... Saw the wreck of Steve, the first titan ever killed (that pilgrimage was advertised as a Null Sec Roam and took about 90 mins. But was much fun nonetheless)... Well, that's about it I think.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#7 - 2015-04-25 01:19:15 UTC
Vector Symian wrote:
what is the most insane thing you have done in eve?
Joined Goonwaffe.

Quote:
how did it make you feel ?
Superior
Rain6637
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#8 - 2015-04-25 01:30:40 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:
what is the most insane thing you have done in eve?
Joined Goonwaffe.

Quote:
how did it make you feel ?
Superior

Juno Rook
Doomheim
#9 - 2015-04-25 20:22:08 UTC
Went on a solo roam into Null just because people in the rookie channel said, and I quote " here there be monsters ".

So off I went in my little rookie ship, civilian fitted of course. I manually plotted a course that would take me around the entirety of the Null outer ring. Believe it or not I made it over forty jumps through low and null sec before being popped. They offered no pancakes but it was a hair raising, but fun, trip.
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#10 - 2015-04-25 22:03:17 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:

what is the most insane thing you have done in eve? how did it make you feel ?...was their pancakes involved

Who Are *THEY* and why do I need to get their pancakes involved.

And why are You a role player!?


They is the "MIND DEMONS" Shocked

and ill accept any baked good or salad alsoLol
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#11 - 2015-04-25 22:08:06 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:
what is the most insane thing you have done in eve?
Joined Goonwaffe.

Quote:
how did it make you feel ?
Superior



PFFT!!

*trips over a cheese wheel in yo old London town*

Madam ze goonwaffe are abonu..aboni...bad guys

and we all see what happen to the sith Shocked...they all have face problems....(bad acne)Sad
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#12 - 2015-04-25 22:59:52 UTC
Vector Symian wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:
what is the most insane thing you have done in eve?
Joined Goonwaffe.

Quote:
how did it make you feel ?
Superior



PFFT!!

*trips over a cheese wheel in yo old London town*

Madam ze goonwaffe are abonu..aboni...bad guys

and we all see what happen to the sith Shocked...they all have face problems....(bad acne)Sad


Wat?

I have been having the most fun in Eve I have ever had in my 8 years of playing since joining Goonwaffe.
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#13 - 2015-04-25 23:05:17 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:
Commissar Kate wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:
what is the most insane thing you have done in eve?
Joined Goonwaffe.

Quote:
how did it make you feel ?
Superior



PFFT!!

*trips over a cheese wheel in yo old London town*

Madam ze goonwaffe are abonu..aboni...bad guys

and we all see what happen to the sith Shocked...they all have face problems....(bad acne)Sad


Wat?

I have been having the most fun in Eve I have ever had in my 8 years of playing since joining Goonwaffe.


But they are the sith...Shocked

jedi are way cooler Big smile
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#14 - 2015-04-25 23:08:57 UTC
But being evil is so much more fun!
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#15 - 2015-04-25 23:15:59 UTC
and that Commisar is why im an evil jedi!!

DANTDATNT DAAA! plot twist!

why not do both and be the coolest evil EVA!?
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#16 - 2015-04-25 23:21:48 UTC
Vector Symian wrote:
and that Commisar is why im an evil jedi!!

DANTDATNT DAAA! plot twist!

why not do both and be the coolest evil EVA!?


both? nah I'd rather be infamous.
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#17 - 2015-04-25 23:27:54 UTC
Commissar Kate wrote:
Vector Symian wrote:
and that Commisar is why im an evil jedi!!

DANTDATNT DAAA! plot twist!

why not do both and be the coolest evil EVA!?


both? nah I'd rather be infamous.



hmmm I suppose that Your the Empires, Chribba is concord...and im the Jove

hmmm new OP answer calling chribba a concord avatar...I am doing so well today Lol