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jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-04-09 17:14:37 UTC  |  Edited by: jason hill
Massive quantity of oil reserves have been found in the area around Gatwick airport !!!

in other news ."Advanced party of US marines secure perimeter of Gatwick airport , US carrier group assemble in English channel and early reports of Tomahawk missiles and stealth bombers taking out radar stations and RAF bases in South of England"


Bear


cmon ya miserable bloody sods you know its funny
Eve Solecist
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#2 - 2015-04-09 22:06:27 UTC
Could you explain WHY it's funny?

I don't get it...
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Kata Okaseki
Team Evil
#3 - 2015-04-10 00:40:23 UTC
jason hill wrote:
Massive quantity of oil reserves have been found in the area around Gatwick airport !!!

in other news ."Advanced party of US marines secure perimeter of Gatwick airport , US carrier group assemble in English channel and early reports of Tomahawk missiles and stealth bombers taking out radar stations and RAF bases in South of England"


Bear


cmon ya miserable bloody sods you know its funny


Get liberated, son.
Jenshae Chiroptera
#4 - 2015-04-10 14:02:35 UTC
Eve Solecist wrote:
Could you explain WHY it's funny?

I don't get it...
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/44349461.jpg

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

Eve Solecist
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#5 - 2015-04-10 15:18:54 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Eve Solecist wrote:
Could you explain WHY it's funny?

I don't get it...
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/44349461.jpg

Oh............
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jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2015-04-10 17:51:15 UTC
Eve Solecist wrote:
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
Eve Solecist wrote:
Could you explain WHY it's funny?

I don't get it...
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/44349461.jpg

Oh............




Ugh

sometimes ...I just bloody give up Roll
Falken Falcon
#7 - 2015-04-14 12:05:11 UTC
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari
End of Life
#8 - 2015-04-14 12:11:26 UTC
Falken Falcon wrote:

That's hilarious. Never seen that one before.

Thanks Falken. Genuinely made me laugh.
Commissar Kate
NulzSec
#9 - 2015-04-14 14:15:19 UTC
Kata Okaseki wrote:
jason hill wrote:
Massive quantity of oil reserves have been found in the area around Gatwick airport !!!

in other news ."Advanced party of US marines secure perimeter of Gatwick airport , US carrier group assemble in English channel and early reports of Tomahawk missiles and stealth bombers taking out radar stations and RAF bases in South of England"


Bear


cmon ya miserable bloody sods you know its funny


Get liberated, son.


*Fixed*
Jenshae Chiroptera
#10 - 2015-04-14 17:02:45 UTC
"Alabama, finally realising that Texas has oil have sent five rednecks in a pick up truck to liberate Texas from themselves."

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-04-14 17:15:54 UTC
Falken Falcon wrote:




this is definetly the place for these Big smile
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#12 - 2015-04-14 19:20:54 UTC
This time France might actually join the coalition.... Smile
jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2015-04-14 20:02:38 UTC
nahhhh they will either be too busy surrendering or voting for strikes ..... the Argentinians might want to get in on the act though ... oh wait !
jason hill
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Caldari State
#14 - 2015-04-14 20:08:04 UTC
[quote=jason hill]nahhhh they will either be too busy surrendering or voting for strikes ..... the Argentinians might want to get in on the act though ... oh wait !proof the french wont get involved



Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#15 - 2015-04-15 03:05:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Khergit Deserters
Here's my best bud Argentinian co-worker Ignacio's Falklands War story. It might not be 100% accurate, because I heard it in a loud bar over beers, with many distractions.

-Ignacio's little Argentinitan army unit is sitting around on one of the islands, just waiting for their enlistment period to end. Local island corrupt big man scammer politician/businessman guy moves some of his steel pipe inventory into an old warehouse. Doesn't belong to him, it's on the British side of the island or something. He sets up shop and starts parking trucks or something.

-Some over exuberant warehouse guy or somebody puts an Argentinian flag up over the warehouse or something.

-British warships appear and troops start landing.

-Lieutenant of my friend's unit, by radio: "Little bored island unit to base. British troops are landing. A hella lot of warships with guns and missiles behind them."

-Base general: "What? Island unit, counter attack! Hold the landing at the beach!"

-Lieutenant and local unit grunts look at each other. Look at the ships, at the British Marines doing an amphibious assault, and at the local thugs warehouse.

-Lieutenant: "Base, we have radio equipment trouble, signal not clear. Please repeat."

-Base general: "Island unit, assault that landing site! Now! Repulse the invasion! And hold at all costs! Until reinforced!"

-Lieutenant looks at grunts, warehouse. Lieutenant: "Island unit to base. We have radio trouble. Can you hear me? ::Tremolos the radio's broadcast volume knob, fades it to 0 while still speaking, pulls the plug::

Not the last stand of the 300, but myself I'm glad my mate Ignacio didn't get his dumb arse shot up defending a hot damn corrupt politician's warehouse. Smile
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#16 - 2015-04-15 11:22:06 UTC  |  Edited by: Debora Tsung
Eve Solecist wrote:
Could you explain WHY it's funny?

I don't get it...


The thing that's actually funny is that the oil reserves may very well be so deep underground that it would be deemed unprofitable to harvest them. Lol

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.

Jenshae Chiroptera
#17 - 2015-04-15 13:55:33 UTC
jason hill wrote:
nahhhh they [sic: The French] will either be too busy surrendering or voting for strikes ..... the Argentinians might want to get in on the act though ... oh wait !
I did not find the right comic, this is fairly close as only the ignorant dare call the French cowards. Even in the world wars, when they were out gunned, they formed a resistance (old fashioned guerrila war). Blink

CCP - Building ant hills and magnifying glasses for fat kids

Not even once

EVE is becoming shallow and puerile; it will satisfy neither the veteran nor the "WoW" type crowd in the transition.

jason hill
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#18 - 2015-04-15 17:17:15 UTC
Jenshae Chiroptera wrote:
jason hill wrote:
nahhhh they [sic: The French] will either be too busy surrendering or voting for strikes ..... the Argentinians might want to get in on the act though ... oh wait !
I did not find the right comic, this is fairly close as only the ignorant dare call the French cowards. Even in the world wars, when they were out gunned, they formed a resistance (old fashioned guerrila war). Blink



right ..for a start where in the thread have I called the French cowards ? and FYI the brits and French have been doing this type of humour to each other for centuries its called BANTER we do it ...they do it to us ... we have a laugh and joke at each other expense then we all go down the pub Blink

and if think im typing bollox then where the fk do you think the 6th largest concentration of native French people live ? ill give a hint its called London ! pitys sake they even have their own member of parliament based here .
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#19 - 2015-04-16 13:43:56 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
Eve Solecist wrote:
Could you explain WHY it's funny?

I don't get it...


The thing that's actually funny is that the oil reserves may very well be so deep underground that it would be deemed unprovitable to harvest them. Lol

Yeah... It could be even harder than getting that extra runway built at Heathrow. Smile
Hengle Teron
Rorquals Anonymous
Two Maidens One Chalice
#20 - 2015-04-16 13:50:19 UTC
Debora Tsung wrote:
Eve Solecist wrote:
Could you explain WHY it's funny?

I don't get it...


The thing that's actually funny is that the oil reserves may very well be so deep underground that it would be deemed unprovitable to harvest them. Lol

Well, I guess they'll wait another 40-50 years, when there won't be any more easily accessible oil left.
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